When Grandparents get The Clap.

later12

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2012/0203/1224311176843.html

The incidence of sexually transmitted diseases for men and women in the 50-90 age group has doubled over the past decade.

90?
:eek:

The big question is why this is happening.

Indeed.

I think the age of the innocent, angelic old dear died this morning. Or at least, in my head it died a little anyway.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

People over 50 have sex. Deal with it.

AskMyChocolate

Jaysus.90. Does a broken hip count as an STD?

Mickey Dazzler

This is making me horney just thinking about it. Dirty auld ones.

Jesus Wept

Condoms are very fiddley when you get to that age, if you're good to go - you just lob it in, you can't risk hanging around.

TeddyTedson

We need to start putting more tax on Viagra.
Let's tax the world!!!! Wooooo!

efb

I'm just imaging the wonga auld wans going at it!

Abi

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

People over 50 have sex. Deal with it.

Not my auld pair. She's 60, but I'm pretty sure she's had the rolling pin down the side of the bed since she was 45.

Seomra Mushie

The-Rigger wrote: »

Condoms are very fiddley when you get to that age, if you're good to go - you just lob it in, you can't risk hanging around.

Plus, no fear of pregnancy and antibiotics can take care of (most) of the rest.

suicide_circus

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/28/SheMayLookCleanBut.jpg

minidazzler

VD is for everybody, these old dears have probably had them for years but it's only now they get tested haha. Just think of all the wild sex parties that happened in the 1950s Ireland, those are our grandparents.

CardBordWindow

As a college lecturer advised us, if she looks a bit dodgy, and you have no protection, just dip your fingers in brandy before you insert them.
If she has any open sores, she'll howl like a wolf!

Sky King

Abi wrote: »

Not my auld pair. She's 60, but I'm pretty sure she's had the rolling pin down the side of the bed since she was 45.

Eugh!

I hope she doesn't use it to make pastry afterwards.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Abi wrote: »

Not my auld pair. She's 60, but I'm pretty sure she's had the rolling pin down the side of the bed since she was 45.

Is that for herself or to hit the auld fella with when he gets frisky?!

carefulnow100

Dirty auld'wans.


is there many gilf's out there? just wonderin like

giles lynchwood

Live at 3 front row GANGBANG. :eek:

Seomra Mushie

CardBordWindow wrote: »

As a college lecturer advised us, if she looks a bit dodgy, and you have no protection, just dip your fingers in brandy before you insert them.
If she has any open sores, she'll howl like a wolf!

This makes me a ssssaaaaddd panda.

Abi

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Abi wrote: »

Not my auld pair. She's 60, but I'm pretty sure she's had the rolling pin down the side of the bed since she was 45.

Is that for herself or to hit the auld fella with when he gets frisky?!

Oh it's for the aul fella all right. She hasn't baked in years either. Bitch is outta control.

minidazzler

Abi wrote: »

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Abi wrote: »

Not my auld pair. She's 60, but I'm pretty sure she's had the rolling pin down the side of the bed since she was 45.

Is that for herself or to hit the auld fella with when he gets frisky?!

Oh it's for the aul fella all right. She hasn't baked in years either. Bitch is outta control.

The poor auld fella, ask him does he want to come to Amsterdam, we'll split a hooker.

Jesus Wept

I entirely misread what the rolling pin was for.
Somewhat relieved, somewhat oddly disappointed.

xzanti

Maybe something to do with women being post menopause and getting complacent about condoms as a form of birth control..

Or they're just dirty stop outs

:pac:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

minidazzler wrote: »

The poor auld fella, ask him does he want to come to Amsterdam, we'll split a hooker.

In Amsterdam that could be taken literally!

Abi

minidazzler wrote: »

Abi wrote: »

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Abi wrote: »

Not my auld pair. She's 60, but I'm pretty sure she's had the rolling pin down the side of the bed since she was 45.

Is that for herself or to hit the auld fella with when he gets frisky?!

Oh it's for the aul fella all right. She hasn't baked in years either. Bitch is outta control.

The poor auld fella, ask him does he want to come to Amsterdam, we'll split a hooker.

I'll mention it to him so. Well he must be doing something that he's not carting his bollix around in a wheelbarrow.

Nothingbetter2d

The-Rigger wrote: »

Condoms are very fiddley when you get to that age, if you're good to go - you just lob it in, you can't risk hanging around.

lol they cant open the condom wrapper because of the arthritis

4zn76tysfajdxp

That explains why my grandparents all died from AIDS.

SerialComplaint

Abi wrote: »

She's 60, but I'm pretty sure she's had the rolling pin down the side of the bed since she was 45.

Actually, that is her vibrator, not her rolling pin.

sbsquarepants

CardBordWindow wrote: »

As a college lecturer advised us, if she looks a bit dodgy, and you have no protection, just dip your fingers in brandy before you insert them.
If she has any open sores, she'll howl like a wolf!

Classy!!:D

sbsquarepants

Abi wrote: »

Oh it's for the aul fella all right. She hasn't baked in years either. Bitch is outta control.

Maybe she just misunderstood what having a bun in the oven meant?

gcgirl

Abi wrote: »

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

People over 50 have sex. Deal with it.

Not my auld pair. She's 60, but I'm pretty sure she's had the rolling pin down the side of the bed since she was 45.

Try walking in to turn the immersion on at 11 in the morning I had to wash my eyes with wire brushes and bleach I was 23 at the time and even now 14 yrs later there still banging away

BraziliaNZ

What is the clap anyway? Is it slang for chlamydia?

Temptamperu

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

What is the clap anyway? Is it slang for chlamydia?

Its when you put your mickey in a gang of lads jump out of the wardrobe and give you a round of applause.

blackdog2

gcgirl wrote: »

Try walking in to turn the immersion on at 11 in the morning I had to wash my eyes with wire brushes and bleach I was 23 at the time and even now 14 yrs later there still banging away

Now that is stamina!

gcgirl

I know a few guys in their late forties went on golf trip a couple of them have vasectomies did what they usually do on "golf" outing bang a few professional girls with out using protection think their safe enough by having a vasectomie sad but true then go back home and bang the wife

gcgirl

blackdog2 wrote: »

gcgirl wrote: »

Try walking in to turn the immersion on at 11 in the morning I had to wash my eyes with wire brushes and bleach I was 23 at the time and even now 14 yrs later there still banging away

Now that is stamina!

Lol haha

Nothingbetter2d

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

What is the clap anyway? Is it slang for chlamydia?

lol no the clap is slang for Herpes

TanG411

They all get rowdy after a Daniel O'Donnell concert.

Nothingbetter2d

gcgirl wrote:

Try walking in to turn the immersion on at 11 in the morning I had to wash my eyes with wire brushes and bleach I was 23 at the time and even now 14 yrs later there still banging away

blackdog2 wrote: »

Now that is stamina!

nope its called viagra

also gcgirl is old now...37 years old

gcgirl

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

gcgirl wrote:

Try walking in to turn the immersion on at 11 in the morning I had to wash my eyes with wire brushes and bleach I was 23 at the time and even now 14 yrs later there still banging away

blackdog2 wrote: »

Now that is stamina!

nope its called viagra

Nope it's called having a fella 10 yrs younger than yah

Nothingbetter2d

gcgirl wrote: »

Nope it's called having a fella 10 yrs younger than yah

lol to even want to shag an old women you'd need viagra just to keep it up while you look at that old pruned up body of your granny.

gcgirl

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

gcgirl wrote: »

Nope it's called having a fella 10 yrs younger than yah

lol to even want to shag an old women you'd need viagra just to keep it up while you look at that old pruned up body of your granny.

2 words

Helen Mirren

gcgirl

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

gcgirl wrote:

Try walking in to turn the immersion on at 11 in the morning I had to wash my eyes with wire brushes and bleach I was 23 at the time and even now 14 yrs later there still banging away

blackdog2 wrote: »

Now that is stamina!

nope its called viagra

also gcgirl is old now...37 years old

Thanks I really wanted to be reminded

Nothingbetter2d

gcgirl wrote: »

2 words

Helen Mirren

a prune... sorry but even after her numerous face lift surgeries she still looks very old...

gcgirl wrote: »

Thanks I really wanted to be reminded

its ok you too can now look forward to getting an old age std just so you can fit in with the crowd :P

BraziliaNZ

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

lol no the clap is slang for Herpes

you're wrong, I looked it up and apparently it's slang for gonorrhoeae

gcgirl

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

gcgirl wrote: »

2 words

Helen Mirren

a prune... sorry but even after her numerous face lift surgeries she still looks very old...

Jees I so would she"s HoTTT

Nothingbetter2d

http://www.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/helen_mirren_image.jpg

gcgirl wrote: »

Jees I so would she"s HoTTT

she looks all leathery lol

Nothingbetter2d

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

you're wrong, I looked it up and apparently it's slang for gonorrhoeae

i stand corrected... touche my friend

getz

i know of a old priest who went to the doctor with a sore dick,the doctor told him he had the clap,the priest said but doctor i am a priest i have never had sex with anyone,the doctor told him then it must be hand clap

eyescreamcone

Advice for over 60s 101:
Never waste an erection
Never trust a fart

Nothingbetter2d

eyescreamcone wrote: »

Advice for over 60s 101:
Never waste an erection
Never trust a fart

lol i know a few people under 40 that stick to that rule

gcgirl

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

http://www.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/helen_mirren_image.jpg

gcgirl wrote: »

Jees I so would she"s HoTTT

she looks all leathery lol

Did you not see that picture of her in her bikini ?

hadepsx

rooney is in ireland, he heard all bout this:D