My Kitty Cat is missing

Morricone

Hey guys, my Kitty Cat called Mittens is missing. She looks really like this cat ; here

Mittens really is a great kitty cat, affectionate, loving and with a sympathetic ear. I feel as if I;ve lost my life long companion.

I'm in Dublin so if you guys could help me volunteer in the search I'd really appreciate it. I've contacted the relevant authorities and the search will commence at first light tomorrow.

I'm new to this site so if this is in the wrong section please move it as desired.

:( Please come back Mittens.....

FatherLen

NOT MITTENS!!!!!!


MITTENS!!!!

mikemac1

Cats are shameless users and there's a chance your cat has left you and shacked up with your neighbours

Have you checked next door?

Johro

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055413146

Run_to_da_hills

It looks like the Bacardi cat. Did you check the pub?

stupidusername

you've no pussy?

Mr. Rager

I...I really don't know what to say about this

galwayrush

You simply have a horny pussy.

Pighead

Sorry for your loss OP. If it's any consolation, cats are disgusting, selfish, despicable creatures and you're probably better off without.

Hope she turns up soon.

TeddyTedson

Let's all take to the streets for the night to find this pussy

MickySticks

That's cat.

FatherLen

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Let's all take to the streets for the night to find this pussy

I often partake in this activity.

Morricone

Mittens has been missing for 45 hours thus far. For the first 24 I assumed that she would return as 4 or 5 hour periods away would not be uncommon. As the hours have ticked by I've become progressively worrieder and worrieder.

gurramok

Morricone wrote: »

I'm in Dublin so if you guys could help me volunteer in the search I'd really appreciate it. I've contacted the relevant authorities and the search will commence at first light tomorrow.

I'm new to this site so if this is in the wrong section please move it as desired.

:( Please come back Mittens.....

Can you be more specific?..LOL

Yeh, i'm just about to search the whole city right now, only about a few thousand streets, will get back to you when I find Mittens!

RachaelVO

Oh OP, if this is a serious request for help, you're in the wrong place, all you've done now is open the flood gates to lots of pussy jokes and innuendo...

stupidusername

Morricone wrote: »

Mittens has been missing for 45 hours thus far. For the first 24 I assumed that she would return as 4 or 5 hour periods away would not be uncommon. As the hours have ticked by I've become progressively worrieder and worrieder.

awh

throw up some more pictures of said pussy, she may have been seen by some of us around Dublin

dar83

gurramok wrote: »

Can you be more specific?..LOL

Yeh, i'm just about to search the whole city right now, only about a few thousand streets, will get back to you when I find Mittens!

Don't forget to look in the tree's!!

Kevin Duffy

Never kid yourself that you own a cat, you're just their servant.

Johro

Morricone wrote: »

Mittens has been missing for 45 hours thus far. For the first 24 I assumed that she would return as 4 or 5 hour periods away would not be uncommon. As the hours have ticked by I've become progressively worrieder and worrieder.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055413146

Son Of A Vidic

Phew! Now I know what my German Shepherd was chewing.

gurramok

dar83 wrote: »

Don't forget to look in the tree's!!

Sh1t, i've called the Fire Brigade to a few trees. Thats 500 quid a pop i've to fork out. I demand compensation from Mittens, you miaowing selfish furry thing with that sad face that humans fall for!

DEFTLEFTHAND

I wouldn't worry too much yet, they tend to roam now and then. One of ours was missing for 3 days recently before he turned up at the back door roaring to be feed and without a hint of an apology for the worrying he put us through.

Morricone

Thanks for all the helpful replies guys, and some of the not so helpful ones as well.

@Pighead, my Mittens isn't like other cats. She's a pleasure to deal with, all she needs is some milk, love, care, attention and petting every day and I never have an ounce of trouble. Hopefully those sympathetic to the cause will join me in searching for Mittens.

TheZohanS

Mittens can't come to the phone right now....

CreepingDeath

Yeah... a happy ending... Is this it ?

Cat Found Poster

stupidusername

Morricone wrote: »

She's a pleasure to deal with, all she needs is some milk, love, care, attention and petting every day and I never have an ounce of trouble.

:pac:

gurramok

Morricone wrote: »

Thanks for all the helpful replies guys, and some of the not so helpful ones as well.

@Pighead, my Mittens isn't like other cats. She's a pleasure to deal with, all she needs is some milk, love, care, attention and petting every day and I never have an ounce of trouble. Hopefully those sympathetic to the cause will join me in searching for Mittens.

I went outside in the freezing cold and called for Mittens who wears a fur coat...but to no avail did she call back. What shall I do next?

TeddyTedson

Pighead wrote: »

Sorry for your loss OP. If it's any consolation, cats are disgusting, selfish, despicable creatures and you're probably better off without.

Hope she turns up soon.

I really thought you'd appreciate a nice pussy...

TeddyTedson

@Morricone - Will you be closing your account or receiving a ban :P

puzzle factory

what you need is a catchy poster like one of these
http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html

BOHtox

Well I haven't seen it on Boards anyway. If I do I'll give you a shout

ringadingding

Pighead wrote: »

Sorry for your loss OP. If it's any consolation, cats are disgusting, selfish, despicable creatures and you're probably better off without.

Hope she turns up soon.

Someone has been snubbed by a cat it would seem

Mr. CooL ICE

OP, you should use this picture for the missing posters

stupidusername

stupidusername wrote: »

:pac:

yeah I think most pussies love a bit of petting and attention.

micropig

Found her
http://googlemapsmania.blogspot.com/2011/10/cats-dogs-lost-on-google-maps.html



Looks like shes somewhere on the east coast

http://lostpetatlas.com/

Mr. CooL ICE

BOHtox wrote: »

Well I haven't seen it on Boards anyway. If I do I'll give you a shout

I've seen 99 cats on boards but a mittens ain't one of them

antodeco

IF YOU WANT TO SEE 'MITTENS' AGAIN LEAVE €5000 IN UNMARKED BILLS BESIDE THE JCD DECAUX SIGN AT MERRION SQUARE. DON'T CALL THE POLICE. COME ALONE. ANY FUNNY BUSINESS, YOU WILL BE MADE AN EXAMPLE OF.

The King of Moo

OP, if you're serious, can you not be a bit more specific about what part of Dublin you're in?

I'm not in Dublin anyway so I can't help, but on the off chance someone's willing to help search, it might help to know where to look.

Pighead

Morricone wrote: »

@Pighead, my Mittens isn't like other cats. She's a pleasure to deal with, all she needs is some milk, love, care, attention and petting every day and I never have an ounce of trouble. Hopefully those sympathetic to the cause will join me in searching for Mittens.

Classic cat behaviour there Morricone. She's taking you for a ride without you even realising it. It's no wonder you've killed her.

Mittens: Hey Morricone, thanks for taking me in buddy. I'm totally self reliant and I won't cause you any trouble at all. All I ask for is some milk occasionally.

Morricone: Wow! What a wonderful cat you are. Self reliant eh. So all you'll be needing from old Morricone is an occasional saucer of milk then?

Mittens: And some love if you don't mind.

Morricone: Hmmm, suppose I could manage to give you a bit of love as well as the milk. It's not asking a lot really.

Mittens: Oh, meant to say, wouldn't mind a bit of care and attention as well while you're dishing out the love.

Morricone: Hmmm, looks like I'm gonna be needing a list soon. These demands are piling up.

Mittens: Oh, and I like my milk warm. And I'd like it put into a bowl with 'I Love Mittens' written on the side. And on Sundays I'd like you to bathe me and clip my nails.

Morricone: It's been lovely knowing you Mittens but I'm afraid I cannot live with such a selfish, despicable animal. I shall kill you now and as an alibi I shal start a thread on boards.ie feigning pain and pretending that you have ran away. The fools will grieve with me and they will never know that it was I who prematurely ended your life. Except for maybe Pighead who is pretty smart and may suss out what I have done but hopefully he won't log on this evening. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. BANG.

Mech1

I found a cat today, is it yours?

FatherLen

i reckon an old woman has put the cat in your wheely bin

Morricone

The King of Moo wrote: »

OP, if you're serious, can you not be a bit more specific about what part of Dublin you're in?

I'm not in Dublin anyway so I can't help, but on the off chance someone's willing to help search, it might help to know where to look.

I'm in Palmerstown. Thanks.

RachaelVO

TeddyTedson wrote: »

@Morricone - Will you be closing your account or receiving a ban :P

Now Teddy, don't be mean to the newbie of AH...

Besides she's looking for a cat not a b1tch!!!!!!!! :pac:

FatherLen

RachaelVO wrote: »

Now Teddy, don't be mean to the newbie of AH...

Besides she's looking for a cat not a b1tch!!!!!!!! :pac:

ooooh guuurl no you did'n

RachaelVO

Morricone wrote: »

I'm in Palmerstown. Thanks.

OH, OP, again I have to tell ya, this is After Hours, and with the best will in the world, all they're gonna do is take the p1ss! It's just the wrong forum on boards, you might be better off trying Pets!

Hope you find mittens soon

RachaelVO

FatherLen wrote: »

ooooh guuurl no you did'n

(Zippity zap and finger snap)

Oh, yes I di'id

TeddyTedson

RachaelVO wrote: »

Now Teddy, don't be mean to the newbie of AH...

Besides she's looking for a cat not a b1tch!!!!!!!! :pac:

I have a feeling you're being naive. I'm not too sure though, just the response to The Pighead got me thinking that...
Maybe I'm just paranoid. But I have good reason to be after people started trying to have me killed :P

Morricone

Thanks for pointing me in the right dirction, I've posted on the Pets forum so hopefully this will all turn out ok.

Thanks again everyone.

'Remember Mittens.'

FatherLen

what's the cats name again?

RachaelVO

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I have a feeling you're being naive. I'm not too sure though, just the response to The Pighead got me thinking that...
Maybe I'm just paranoid. But I have good reason to be after people started trying to have me killed :P

Moi Naive? Never, besides I'm not trying to have you killed, only beaten up... Sh1t I've said to much, just stop smoking that hashish sh1t and you'll not be so paranoid!

FatherLen

RachaelVO wrote: »

you'll not be so paranoid!

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