Boards.IE Thread Titles of The Future

mp22

Kill all humans

im invisible

Poll: resurect 6 month old thread vs same topics every 6 months, you decide

Vicxas

Health and Fitness:

My tail wont wag anymore

Archeron

Any user with black holes hidden in signatures will be permabanned

OwaynOTT

Motors:

- Should I buy Hydrogen or Feces?

Literature:

- Today's Classic book Twillight


Soccer:

- Paul Scholes to Return?
Scholes 'I'm glad to be back alongside Gigsy.'

-Ferguson to Retire at end of Season

-Rooney Appointed English Head Coach

- Liverpool win 20th league Title in a Row

LordSutch

Holographic King William III & his holographic wife Katherine visit Dublin during their Silver Jubilee year.

Hydrogen powered 'hover cars' outsell Electric cars for the 1st time in Ireland.

2nd generation android car parking wardens replace 1st generation android parking wardens on Dublins streets.

Triple decker - solar/hydrogen powered buses introduced to the City streets for the 1st time.

Crowds flock to Dublin Zoo to see the 2nd generation baby Mammoth/ Elephant Hybrid being born.

Emigration reaches an all time high, as people leave these shores by ion powered airship.

ejmaztec

What should we do with our spare change now that the ECB and IMF have finally been paid back the money that our bastarding ancestors borrowed?

Explosions in the Sky

Is Northern Ireland a real country....

Senna

Where you embarrassed when your kids seen you twitter, facebook, boards.ie etc posts?

Eric Cartman

obsolete robots are taking all our money and spending it on oil and gears, the guberment shouldnt pay dole to them


knacker kids are roaming around tallaght in hover civics selling space weed

mars lads are takin all our jobz and invading our country for dole

My name is URL

A fiver says Biggins will be the first to respond to most of these threads

krudler

My Road To Nationalism: A blog By KeithAFC

Eric Cartman

krudler wrote: »

My Struggle: A book By KeithAFC

I think its been done

Kxiii

Remember when you had to use your fingers to type.


Monkey or robot butler cant decide???

SafeSurfer

Controversy on "Who Do You Think You Are 2150" as minor Irish celebrities discover that their ancestors spent an inordinate amount of time on porn sites and writing sh1te on boards.ie.

"Look here, how exciting we discovered the original page where your great great granny changed her status and oh look she appears to be showing her breasts."

Kidchameleon

Rip Off Ireland:

Price of Petrol reaches 100 Irish Punts per litre

Consumer Issues:

Faulty IPad 76, do I have any comback?

Soccer:

How long before we repeat the glory days of Euro 2012?

Salt001

Why are immigrants from Mars receiving grants from the USE (UNITED STATES OF EUROPE),for new space shuttles.

Orando Broom

After Hours

Are Alpha Centaurians Taking and Eating Swans out of the Grand Canal?

fryup

My Robot won't give me Head

yuppies

世界戰爭3值得嗎？

holystungun9

Not sure about titles but I'm sure this will take off in the future...

Computerized magnetic resonance nuclear ultrasound imaging or GTFO

kieranfitz

The worlds last ginger has died, are you throwing a party?

GLaDOS

R&M: Rush announce 50th studio album, still awesome.

Deus Ex Machina

Cookery: how to stop teleportation from ruining the cheese.

AH: aged actor from classic McDonalds ad voted Time magazine's most annoying cünt of the century.