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Women park cars better?!?

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  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Zahir Bumpy Specs


    i'm pretty damn good at parking thanks


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 112 ✭✭someuser905


    yes



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    bluewolf wrote: »
    i'm pretty damn good at parking thanks

    There are the odd exception wolfie, but generally, the only door a women should be getting in and out off is the passenger door.

    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 249 ✭✭slarkin123


    I've found that its mostly men that have abandoned car syndrome


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    The method of scoring is arbitrary. The article is complete BS.
    This thread will ignite into a crapfest soon and will be locked as a result.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    The method of scoring is arbitrary. The article is complete BS.
    This thread will ignite into a crapfest soon and will be locked as a result.

    have some faith bollocko, it might become a thread awash with insightful posting... i doubt it but ya never know :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    The method of scoring is arbitrary. The article is complete BS.
    This thread will ignite into a crapfest soon and will be locked as a result.

    IBTL

    **NSFW**



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    *obligatory "Why would there be a car in the kitchen?" joke*


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Better at parking, making sandwiches, what next!?! :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Better at parking, making sandwiches, what next!?! :eek:

    Ironing?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    All the study actually says is that women are more likely to take their time setting themselves up and then correcting their position, whereas men will park quicker and are less fastidious about being perfectly straight. My wife will adjust and move about to get it straight, open the door, "Ooh, I'm not straight", then change it again.

    I'll park in, and if I'm straight to within five degrees it's close enough.

    "Better" depends on your definition. When men talk about being able to park, they're talking about slotting it in on the first go, not about getting it perfectly straight or being good at finding parking spots.

    Men in "more efficient", women in "more attentive" shocker.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm actually pretty god damn fantastic at parking.

    I once had a bloke stand watching me park the car (tight parallel spot) and then give me a round of applause with a genuine look of awe on his face. Gobshyte. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    I'm more adept at reverse and parallel parking than most men I know.

    It's not rocket science :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    I'm actually pretty god damn fantastic at parking.

    I once had a bloke stand watching me park the car (tight parallel spot) and then give me a round of applause with a genuine look of awe on his face. Gobshyte. :rolleyes:

    I was that bloke, i'm still clapping ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 548 ✭✭✭Seomra Mushie


    seamus wrote: »
    All the study actually says is that women are more likely to take their time setting themselves up and then correcting their position, whereas men will park quicker and are less fastidious about being perfectly straight. My wife will adjust and move about to get it straight, open the door, "Ooh, I'm not straight", then change it again.

    I'll park in, and if I'm straight to within five degrees it's close enough.

    "Better" depends on your definition. When men talk about being able to park, they're talking about slotting it in on the first go, not about getting it perfectly straight or being good at finding parking spots.

    Men in "more efficient", women in "more attentive" shocker.

    Parking not exactly straight, even being out a tiny bit can hinder other parkers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    Man: See's space-parks.

    Woman: See's space,lines up car,drives in at an angle,backs out,tries again,repeat's procedure,gives up & abandons car,opens door and smacks it off the car beside her,walks off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,969 ✭✭✭antomorro-sei


    I once had a bloke stand watching me park the car (tight parallel spot) and then give me a round of applause with a genuine look of awe on his face. Gobshyte. :rolleyes:

    A completely random bloke? Absolute hero.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    How many women here have been driving around the car park and spotted a man in difficulty parking, looking around desperately for help until you jump out of your own car and park it for them?

    I rest my case :)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Parking not exactly straight, even being out a tiny bit can hinder other parkers.

    Do you bring a ruler with you?


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    davet82 wrote: »
    I was that bloke, i'm still clapping ;)

    Aw is it because the pretty little blonde driving the big fast car can park better than you?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,108 ✭✭✭RachaelVO


    This thread is going well...

    I say well, I mean better than I thought... still time before it's locked though!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    davet82 wrote: »
    How many women here have been driving around the car park and spotted a man in difficulty parking, looking around desperately for help until you jump out of your own car and park it for them?

    I rest my case :)

    None, but I've never seen a woman do it either.

    However, I've seen plenty of men take up two spaces because they're unable to park correctly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Aw is it because the pretty little blonde driving the big fast car can park better than you?


    damn you :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    None, but I've never seen a woman do it either.

    However, I've seen plenty of men take up two spaces because they're unable to park correctly.


    no thats buffer space to stop women smacking their car door off your car if they park next to you ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,279 ✭✭✭Lady Chuckles


    irish-stew wrote: »
    There are the odd exception wolfie, but generally, the only door a women should be getting in and out off is the passenger door.

    :pac:

    ... Are you saying women should get private drivers? And if so, will the driver open the door for us as well?

    I'm okay with that :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 548 ✭✭✭Seomra Mushie


    Do you bring a ruler with you?

    Give the human eye and brain some credit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Aw is it because the pretty little blonde driving the big fast car can park better than you?

    Nah, I'd imagine it's because you managed to escape from the kitc....ah never mind...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    davet82 wrote: »
    no thats buffer space to stop women smacking their car door off your car if they park next to you ;)

    Smart thinking.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    study suggests
    The findings contradict not only popular belief but also previous research. Figures from the Driving Standards Agency last year disclosed that tens of thousands more women fail their driving test on parking errors than men.

    All due respect to female drivers, some are exceptions to this, but have you ever looked at the corners of a typical woman's car. Holed lenses, scraped trim, scratched bumpers. The study makes no reference to how many bumps the driver has before getting parked finally :D


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  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    davet82 wrote: »
    How many women here have been driving around the car park and spotted a man in difficulty parking, looking around desperately for help until you jump out of your own car and park it for them?

    Haven't quite had to do that. I have however had to help a few MEN get their cars out of car parks during the snow. Revving like there's no tomorrow. One guy got really annoyed at me for trying to "help", he was driving an automatic. He actually shouted at me for suggesting he take the car out of D (he hadn't shouted at the three men who had tried to push his car out). Funnily enough two seconds after he conceeded to my suggestion, his car moved and off he drove.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    None, but I've never seen a woman do it either.

    However, I've seen plenty of men take up two spaces because they're unwilling to park correctly.

    With this I agree.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    Parking not exactly straight, even being out a tiny bit can hinder other parkers.

    Not one with a tiny bit of cop-on about them. If it's between the lines, anybody should be able to park next to it without a bother.


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Zahir Bumpy Specs


    All due respect to female drivers, some are exceptions to this, but have you ever looked at the corners of a typical woman's car. Holed lenses, scraped trim, scratched bumpers. The study makes no reference to how many bumps the driver has before getting parked finally :D

    wtf is a "typical man's" car then? smashed in from too many crashes?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    ... Are you saying women should get private drivers? And if so, will the driver open the door for us as well?

    I'm okay with that :pac:

    If it makes our roads safer, and stop ye's dinging the sides of our cars when you get out....

    then yes.

    :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,862 ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    I live close to a ladies only hairdresser and i know better than what the thread title suggests.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,193 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    My mother can't park for sh!t, My sister can't park for sh!t and one of my ex girlfriends also can't park for sh!t

    Having said that I know quite a few that are very good at parking but they do take an awful long time to do it. I'm not great at parking and I'm a guy. I'll get it into the spot but if I'm parallel parking by the street I'm usually right up against the curb.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Haven't quite had to do that. I have however had to help a few MEN get their cars out of car parks during the snow. Revving like there's no tomorrow. One guy got really annoyed at me for trying to "help", he was driving an automatic. He actually shouted at me for suggesting he take the car out of D (he hadn't shouted at the three men who had tried to push his car out). Funnily enough two seconds after he conceeded to my suggestion, his car moved and off he drove.

    Cross dressing women is my only explanation for that one :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,279 ✭✭✭Lady Chuckles


    irish-stew wrote: »
    If it makes our roads safer, and stop ye's dinging the sides of our cars when you get out....

    then yes.

    :p

    I'll send you the bill then, Mr Stew. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    davet82 wrote: »
    Cross dressing women is my only explanation for that one :cool:

    He drives an automatic-that revokes his man card unless he has a disability that stops him driving a manual.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    zerks wrote: »
    He drives an automatic-that revokes his man card unless he has a disability that stops him driving a manual.

    I feel the need to use this ==> :rolleyes:

    dammit, look what you made me do :mad:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Nothing like an aul gender war to make you face palm and not bother checking into AH for a few days. We've covered the accents and the skanger pyjama clad threads just recently. We just have to cover the fordiners and we can start all over again.


    No gender is better than the other at driving / parking. Both genders have their good and bad parkers. C'est la vie, mon amie.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    bluewolf wrote: »
    wtf is a "typical man's" car then? smashed in from too many crashes?

    Women actually crash more than men.

    Men are just involved in more serious crashes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,316 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    Woman sees spot. Woman drives past spot. Women puts on handbrake. Woman looks at spot again, to ensure she is the correct distance away from it. Woman sees me park my car in the spot, get out, and walk away.

    I HATE people who take too long to park by reversing into the spot!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    davet82 wrote: »
    " rel="nofollow">I refuse to accept the findings! I think most women will admit to being crap at parking? :confused:
    Hot parking potato - Motors :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    the_syco wrote: »
    I HATE people who take too long to park by reversing into the spot!
    Tbh, and it's probably a different discussion, but reversing into the spot is miles better than reversing out if it. Better view, better control, everything.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    I feel the need to use this ==> :rolleyes:

    dammit, look what you made me do :mad:

    :D:D:D

    I lost my faith in women parking when some bint in Carlow smashed in the door of my car (it wasn't just a little tip) while trying to park then drove off.Security saw it on cctv but couldn't get the number of the car.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,733 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    women are too careful to be good parkers. They may well get it right eventually but they take ages to acheive it, whereas men will often get it more or less right the first time and settle for less than perfection

    To sum up, I don't give a damn really, so long as it isnt obnoxious


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    I'm actually pretty god damn fantastic at parking.

    I once had a bloke stand watching me park the car (tight parallel spot) and then give me a round of applause with a genuine look of awe on his face. Gobshyte. :rolleyes:

    I once watched a woman parallel park for about 5 mins. When she got out of the car I asked her "do you want me to call you a taxi? with a stern look on her face she said, why? I said, "so you can get to the footpath.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,357 ✭✭✭Fiona


    corktina wrote: »
    women are too careful to be good parkers.

    Damn right when you have an original set of BBS RS underneath you :cool::cool::P:P

    I ain't curbing my wheels for nobody and if it takes me 30 seconds longer to get into a space then tough ya may wait :rolleyes:

    I love the challenge of getting into a tricky spot, think logically about it, angle your mirrors right and away you go. Admire your work and then walk off :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    I'm actually pretty god damn fantastic at parking.

    I once had a bloke stand watching me park the car (tight parallel spot) and then give me a round of applause with a genuine look of awe on his face. Gobshyte. :rolleyes:

    I think he had the clap:rolleyes::rolleyes:


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