What's your favourite piece of furniture, and why?

AskMyChocolate

Okay,

I'm drunk a little bit earlier than usual, but I've noticed that AH is in danger of getting serious. I think we all know, that, too many political threads could lead us down the wrong road.

So, I'm going to go for a sideboard. It looks well, you can store stuff in it, and at a pinch, it can double up as an extra table.

So, AHers have you a favourite piece of furniture? It doesn't have to necessarily apply to any piece of furniture.

Maybe, it's a beanbag, where you first watched Withnail & I.

Btw, I have a habit of getting threads locked when I'm this locked, so, could I just say in advance, that an orange is my favourite fruit.

Honourable mentions to the plum and the humble gooseberry.

Choco

bed

Poor Uncle Tom

It has to be my technicolour corduroy life size sile na gig....

Eroticfishcake

bluewolf wrote: »

bed

Is that an order, an offer or your favourite piece of furniture?

Me, I would go for the couch...I have a very sexy couch

Sindri

Definitely bed. Mine's really old, used to be my Granddad's. For some reason there's bite marks on it???

EDIT

Oh wait, no, they're termite holes.

Fromthetrees

My small wooden stool with no back, it is the only item of furniture in the whole downstairs...:(

thomasj

Its the bed without a shadow of doubt!

If cost price sofas or reids deliver though i cant accept deliveries because my parents always tell me never to take suites off strangers!

Catari Jaguar

Just got an L shaped couch and I love it.

Eroticfishcake

Eroticfishcake wrote: »

Is that an order, an offer or your favourite piece of furniture?

yes.

Chuck Stone

The whore chair.

Where To

Turf bucket.

Because it's got turf in it.

mattjack

cherub rock wrote: »

Just got an L shaped couch and I love it.

ooooh.... very la de dah.... We have an O shaped table , so there.:D

DEFTLEFTHAND

My coffin, I'm using it as a coffee table until I need it.

Immaculate Pasta

cherub rock wrote: »

Just got an L shaped couch and I love it.

Hmm I was going to get one of those but I got a little 'r' shaped couch instead :cool:

3ndahalfof6

golf club

Mint Sauce

Your ma's bed!

















































<Gets coat>

AskMyChocolate

bluewolf wrote: »

bed

But, I nearly spelt "necessarily" right. Just another half hour.

ringadingding

Leather recliner, that bad boy is one sleep inducing mudderfooker

cocoshovel

JJ Kavanaghs new 2012 bus seat

3ndahalfof6

ringadingding wrote: »

Leather recliner, that bad boy is one sleep inducing mudderfooker

cheeper if you get a leather recliner

Snowie

my wicker chair/arm chair its so so comfy

Sindri

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

golf club

Oooooh, must be sore sitting on it.

Is it good at getting to the hole...:o

3ndahalfof6

Sindri wrote: »

Oooooh, must be sore sitting on it.

Is it good at getting to the hole...:o

i use it to prop up stuff and its great for dusting

revell

bluewolf wrote: »

bed

I am lovin it:p

Lawrence1895

The fridge. Beer, which is not cold, is not nice

Temptamperu

I like my computer chair, I spend most my life in it and it makes my bum happy.

Conor Bourke

My Sex Swing

AskMyChocolate

Temptamperu wrote: »

I like my computer chair, I spend most my life in it and it makes my bum happy.

I have a cloak-stand, which, I feel, doesn't get half the credit it's due.

Unlike that Chaise-Longue....the treachorous little tart.:mad:

Snowie

Alaskimo-cake wrote: »

My Sex Swing

You are a fiber... :P:pac:

Conor Bourke

Snowie wrote: »

You are a fiber... :P:pac:

Shut up, no I'm not! Why don't you call over and we can give it a go, Master Monkey? (Can I still call you that? :pac:)

Snowie

Alaskimo-cake wrote: »

Shut up, no I'm not! Why don't you call over and we can give it a go, Master Mister Monkey? (Can I still call you that? :pac:)

I don't know what your talking about...

she just followed me here, :pac:

were not flirting were having a disagreement that could be considered flirting.... :pac:

westendgirlie

Is the toilet considered a piece of furniture?

Snowie

westendgirlie wrote: »

Is the toilet considered a piece of furniture?

personally yes i would treat it a a place were one can drop a big log.. and read the paper, and enjoy a movement ....

how ever women don't poo so your sh1t out of luck :pac:

westendgirlie

Lol

Gannicus

Me housemates Sybian.

She's the only one that uses it but its still my favourite piece of furniture in the house :pac:

Bullchomper

ARMCHAIR!! I ****ING LOVE MY ARMCHAIR!

Is objectophilia really wrong?

Logical Fallacy

Ottoman.

I love how it used to be an Empire, not it's something you put your feet on.

****ty legacy but comfy as ****.

Gannicus

They're only comfortable to put your feet up on. Hate sitting on them

Giselle

Big squishy sofa.

A little comfy oasis, big enough to stretch out on and snooze, firm enough not to give you aches, soft enough to sink in.

I love my sofa. I could marry it.

Tzetze

Occasional table, but not all the time.

Red Hand

Giselle wrote: »

Big squishy sofa.

A little comfy oasis, big enough to stretch out on and snooze, firm enough not to give you aches, soft enough to sink in.

I love my sofa. I could marry it.

I felt the same until the dog took a poo on it (really).:(

My favourite piece of furniture now, is a bedside lamp that I bought. It was and still is the only piece of furniture I have bought, if a lamp can be considered furniture.

OneArt

Those small square Ikea coffee tables because they're cheap and easy to haul around when moving.

Perfect for a cosy cup of tea of a Thursday, or organising one's drugs after getting back from the sin club at five o'clock of a Saturday morning.

Immaculate Pasta

Bullchomper wrote: »

Is paedophilia really wrong?

:eek:

AskMyChocolate

westendgirlie wrote: »

Is the toilet considered a piece of furniture?

Well, technically, yes.

But it's pretty much the Usain Bolt of the furniture world. If we allow it, then, it's just a race for second place.

AskMyChocolate

Red Hand wrote: »

I felt the same until the dog took a poo on it (really).:(

My favourite piece of furniture now, is a bedside lamp that I bought. It was and still is the only piece of furniture I have bought, if a lamp can be considered furniture.

Me ma, R.I.P. (passed away a couple of months ago:(), developed a bit of a lamp fetish in her later years. We used to slag her about having to go to LA (Lamps Anonymous).

My sister used to go to the Blackrock market with her on Sundays. She'd have to stop her buying another lamp. I think, towards the end, she was purposely breaking lights in the house.

Addiction is a terrible thing.

And my brother found a few issues of "Lamps Weekly" stashed discretely under her mattress.:o

LH Pathe

Little table top.. about two feet high; tripod dark mahogony finish.. all lavishly topped off with a circular slab of black and green marble; one foot n diameter.

/cheap golden rings adorn each leg. Wonder how much Gary glitter'd give me for this?!

Mr.Biscuits

Chaise lounge - no idea why.

Sindri

LH Pathe wrote: »

Little table top.. about two feet high; tripod dark mahogony finish.. all lavishly topped off with a circular slab of black and green marble; one foot n diameter.

/cheap golden rings adorn each leg. Wonder how much Gary glitter'd give me for this?!

You leave that man alone, his soulful early 70's work is genius, (before the molestering).

LH Pathe

Sindri wrote: »

You leave that man alone, his soulful early 70's work is genius, (before the molestering).

really I only heard The Molestering Years myself. He'd love my table...

Sindri

LH Pathe wrote: »

really I only heard The Molestering Years myself. He'd love my table...

He'd love doing things with little children on your table.



:pac:

LH Pathe

Sindri wrote: »

LH Pathe wrote: »

really I only heard The Molestering Years myself. He'd love my table...

He'd love doing things with little children on your table.



:pac:

alright calm down, calm down.. Table's not big enough?! he'd just love the table.