If you could send a ship of Irish people out..

Stiffler2

If you could send a ship of Irish people out to sea and then sink it without repurcussion or getting into "any trouble"
who would you put on this boat and why, they must be Irish though ??

I would add the following :

Sean Sherlock - wants to ruin the internet in Ireland
Michéal Martin - brought in the smoking ban to Ireland
Enda Kenny - is currently ruining Ireland, lied to everyone, broken promises
Brian Cowen - has already played a part in ruining the country
Bertie Ahearn - No explanation needed
Joan Burton - extremely ugly and melts my brain when she talks
Michael Noonan - farmer who doesn't know what he's at
Sean Fitzpatrick - head of Anglo, bankrupted Ireland
Sean Quinn - helped bankrupt the country
Gay Byrne - keeps going on about road deaths / ranting all the time
Bono - thinks he is holier than thou
Both Healy Rae's - held Ireland to ransom during elections
Joe Duffy - No explanation needed
Adrian Kennedy - No explanation needed
All of FF - No explanation needed
All of FG - No explanation needed
All of Labour - No explanation needed
All of Greens - No explanation needed
All of Sinn Fein - No explanation needed
Every Independent TD - No explanation needed

So, who would you add to this list, do you agree with the list above as a good starting point.

Who would be on your list and why ?

mattjack

Mary Harney, but you might need a second ship.

force eleven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHDX9qb2-BQ

The King of Moo

Wouldn't it have been simpler to ask "Which Irish people would you like to be killed?"

Anyway, I say no-one, it's just mean.

Celly Smunt

I think we're gonna need a bigger boat.

Trevor451

Stiffler2 wrote: »

If you could send a ship of Irish people out to sea and then sink it without repurcussion or getting into "any trouble"
who would you put on this boat and why, they must be Irish though ??

I would add the following :

Sean Sherlock - wants to ruin the internet in Ireland
Michéal Martin - brought in the smoking ban to Ireland
Enda Kenny - is currently ruining Ireland, lied to everyone, broken promises
Brian Cowen - has already played a part in ruining the country
Bertie Ahearn - No explanation needed
Joan Burton - extremely ugly and melts my brain when she talks
Michael Noonan - farmer who doesn't know what he's at
Sean Fitzpatrick - head of Anglo, bankrupted Ireland
Sean Quinn - helped bankrupt the country
Gay Byrne - keeps going on about road deaths / ranting all the time
Bono - thinks he is holier than thou
Both Healy Rae's - held Ireland to ransom during elections
Joe Duffy - No explanation needed
Adrian Kennedy - No explanation needed
All of FF - No explanation needed
All of FG - No explanation needed
All of Labour - No explanation needed
All of Greens - No explanation needed
All of Sinn Fein - No explanation needed
Every Independent TD - No explanation needed

So, who would you add to this list, do you agree with the list above as a good starting point.

Who would be on your list and why ?

Thats surely one of the only good things he did while in power

RoyalMarine

Michael Martin bought in the smoking ban.

this deserves death?

sorry but I'm a smoker and I highly support this law. it's so nice going into a pub / building with clean air / smell. if I want to smoke, I'll go outside and im happy with that.

Seachmall

RoyalMarine wrote: »

I'm a smoker and I highly support this law. it's so nice going into a pub / building with clean air / smell. if I want to smoke, I'll go outside and im happy with that.

Seconded.

Celly Smunt

The smoking ban is great,the easy women always seem to be out in the smoking area along with the older easy milfs.

Brendog

ok I'd send a ship out filled with all the people who think PJs and Tracksuits are suitable attire for any occasion,
Mary Harney,
Bertie,
Brendan O'Connor

and obviously the captain would be Francesco Schettino

mconigol

It's be simpler if you just left no?

Hesh's Umpire

Hmm, where to stop??

Brendan O'Connor
Joseph O'Connor
Sinead O'Connor
Terry Prone
Joe Duffy
Ken Earley
Larry Murphy
Baz Whatshisname
His sidekick Lucy Whatshername
Louis Walsh
Dunphy
Twink

Stiffler2

I'm a smoker myself. Have to say I don't like the ban.

It ruined the atmosphere that Irish pubs once had which is now lost forever thanks to Michaél Martin.

ok so you don't have to wash your clothes as much ye ye ye.
Don't like standing out in the cold either so he's on the boat I'm afraid.

Can't believe I missed Mary Harney but doubt she'd fit onto any ship anyway.
Louis Walsh as well - good one Hesh's Umpire - forgot him - ruined the music industry but not by himself.

Trevor451

Stiffler2 wrote: »

I'm a smoker myself. Have to say I don't like the ban.

It ruined the atmosphere that Irish pubs once had which is now lost forever thanks to Michaél Martin.

ok so you don't have to wash your clothes as much ye ye ye.
Don't like standing out in the cold either so he's on the boat I'm afraid.

Can't believe I missed Mary Harney but doubt she'd fit onto any ship anyway.

I don't want to get lung cancer thank you very much :rolleyes:

quietriot

Anyone affiliated with any of the religious institutions, but not before processing all the applications that countmeout haven't got to since the Catholic Church decided to change it's policies to actively prevent people from leaving freely.

Would cull the morons very effectively.

niamhx

pmcmahon wrote: »

The smoking ban is great,the easy women always seem to be out in the smoking area along with the older easy milfs.

I pmsl reading this, not sure I'm easy but I think I'm a older milf, your more likely to find me outside, sure that's where all the craic is

Im too nice to send someone to their death I'd get great pleasure in kicking a few people were it hurts though

charlemont

Michael McGrath TD

quietriot

Stiffler2 wrote: »

I'm a smoker myself. Have to say I don't like the ban.

It ruined the atmosphere that Irish pubs once had which is now lost forever thanks to Michaél Martin.

ok so you don't have to wash your clothes as much ye ye ye.
Don't like standing out in the cold either so he's on the boat I'm afraid.

Can't believe I missed Mary Harney but doubt she'd fit onto any ship anyway.
Louis Walsh as well - good one Hesh's Umpire - forgot him - ruined the music industry but not by himself.

Sorry, your addiction should have no bearing on my life. I don't want your smoke in my leisure establishments or work place.

Outside in the cold and rain is good enough for you. Hopefully we'll see an extension to the ban and see smoking near doorways removed fairly soon.

Stiffler2

Trevor451 wrote: »

I don't want to get lung cancer thank you very much :rolleyes:

Then go outside and have yer drink - lol

CucaFace

All the Travellers

And Roy Keane (practically a traveller any way).

quietriot

Stiffler2 wrote: »

Then go outside and have yer drink - lol

That's the good thing about being in the majority, we dictate the rules for you in the minority to follow

Now be a good lad and take that cigarette away from the rest of us, you can ruin your own health in the freedom of the outdoors while we stay warm and healthy indoors.

Doctor_Socks

That list pretty much sums up what I think, apart from Micheal Martin. That smoking ban is one of the greatest things ever to happen in this country, people can smoke outside for all I care, was in Austria and the eyes were burnt out of my head being in smokey pubs for so long!

The only thing i'd like to add is give the Healy Raes oxegen tanks so they can survive just long enough to develop hope in that they'll be rescued, but it must be ensured that they aren't!!

Really despise the pair of them if you haven't noticed

DEFTLEFTHAND

quietriot wrote: »

Anyone affiliated with any of the religious institutions, but not before processing all the applications that countmeout haven't got to since the Catholic Church decided to change it's policies to actively prevent people from leaving freely.

Would cull the morons very effectively.

That's an unhealthy hatred of religion you have there.

Stiffler2

quietriot wrote: »

That's the good thing about being in the majority, we dictate the rules for you in the minority to follow

Now be a good lad and take that cigarette away from the rest of us, you can ruin your own health in the freedom of the outdoors while we stay warm and healthy indoors.

well then, look at me now.................



with egg on my face

quietriot

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

That's an unhealthy hatred of religion you have there.

Not really, I just recognise the damage it has done worldwide since its inception and continues to do at present and feel that we could move on as a society if we got rid of it.

The needy, insecure people it attracts may find something else to attach themselves to, to give them the feeling of belonging that they crave, however there's nothing (bar a genocidal movement) that could put a dent on the damage the organisations they're already attached to have done to date.

The world needs science, logic and reason. Not blind, unquestioning faith and the promotion of group-based thinking that has already, and continues to, lead to war, death and poverty. They are not compatible, so please do not make the mistake of suggesting they are.

There's no other people or groups that I'd actively murder in such a way, especially relatively innocent people like bad talk show hosts and politicians.

Stiffler2

quietriot wrote: »

Not really, I just recognise the damage it has done worldwide since its inception and continues to do at present and feel that we could move on as a society if we got rid of it.

The needy, insecure people it attracts may find something else to attach themselves to, to give them the feeling of belonging that they crave, however there's nothing (bar a genocidal movement) that could put a dent on the damage the organisations they're already attached to have done to date.

The world needs science, logic and reason. Not blind, unquestioning faith and the promotion of group-based thinking that has already, and continues to, lead to war, death and poverty. They are not compatible, so please do not make the mistake of suggesting they are.

There's no other people or groups that I'd actively murder in such a way, especially relatively innocent people like bad talk show hosts and politicians.

Please note - I didn't say Kill ANYONE.
I said send the ship out to sea and then sink it.
I didn't say we would sink it, perhaps it hit an iceberg while out there after it ran out of fuel ?

Seachmall

quietriot wrote: »

continues to, lead to war, death and poverty. [...] There's no other people or groups that I'd actively murder in such a way

"Religion is wrong for the needless violence it has promoted."

Solve issue with genocide.

yeppydeppy

The politicians are bad and most of them should be on board but the real culprits are the senior civil servants - massive salaries, massive pensions, job for life - can't be fired no matter how much they feck things up.
They're the ones advising the politicians and the media hardly ever has a go at them?

Pissmire

Moncrieff, Mooney and Hook.

quietriot

Seachmall wrote: »

"Religion is wrong for the needless violence it has promoted."

Solve issue with genocide.

The question was what you would stick on a ship and have it sink.

There are other ways to deal with religion, however I was answering the question asked. I believe it is a lot more worthy of destruction (even through violent means), than talk show hosts or politicians.

Make sense?

quietriot

Stiffler2 wrote: »

Please note - I didn't say Kill ANYONE...
I said send the ship out to sea and then sink it.

Ok, so attempt to kill them?

John Doe1

The entire munster rugby on the day of the heineken cup quarter final:)

Eric Cartman

anyone who has ever sat in the dail apart from ming flannigan, bertie and a few other FF'ers.

Everyone from the RSA, everyone on the dole longer than they are working, a choice few minorities, all the junkies, most dublin 4 residents, most trinity students, all rte employees, the occupy dame street crowd, louis walsh, anyone who ever watched( out of choice)/autitioned for/ phoned in to xfactor ......

I may infact need multiple ships.

The IQ of the country as a whole would skyrocket

mattjack

Eric Cartman wrote: »

anyone who has ever sat in the dail apart from ming flannigan, bertie and a few other FF'ers.

Everyone from the RSA, everyone on the dole longer than they are working, a choice few minorities, all the junkies, most dublin 4 residents, most trinity students......

I may infact need multiple ships.

You need a bleedin' armada.

al28283

Stiffler2 wrote: »

Who would be on your list and why ?

Same asyou. Anyone I disagree with, because my opinions are right and everyones else's are wrong

Shryke

Any politicians I could find. I'd lure them onto the boat with free sandwiches and compliments.

Chevolution

Finian McGrath - TD and the edge for his crimes against guitars....

ICANN

Twink, Blathnaid Ní Chofaigh, the assets models, Dani from Fade Street, Brendan O'Carroll, my former next door neighbour Wayne who stole my bag of monster munch when I was 6.

SeanW

All of FF
Any politicians that are also pub owners.
Any politicians looking to censor the Internet.
The Healy Raes because they're gob****es.
Everyone in IRMA and their lawyers.
Joan Burton
Sean Fitzpatrick and all responsible for the Anglo mess.
Vandals and heroin junkies. Oh, and anyone who abuses animals for fun.
The Green party and much of the Environmental-Left.
Larry Murphy (self explanitory)
Anyone who takes those singing contest shows seriously.

ItsAWindUp

SeanW wrote: »

All of FF
Any politicians that are also pub owners.
Any politicians looking to censor the Internet.
The Healy Raes because they're gob****es.
Everyone in IRMA and their lawyers.
Joan Burton
Sean Fitzpatrick and all responsible for the Anglo mess.
Vandals and heroin junkies.
The Green party and much of the Environmental-Left.
Larry Murphy (self explanitory)
Anyone who takes those singing contest shows seriously.

Very compassionate

mikemac1

Ray D'arcy, promised he'd emigrate if Enda Kenny became Taoiseach yet he's still here and most likely giving out about broken promises from the government
Just go


Anna Nolan, the ex nun who got famous from Big Brother
I've read her column in the Evening Herald, takes bitchiness to a whole other level. I'd say she dines alone in the RTÉ canteen


Joe Duffy and Brendan O'Connor
Both frauds

sh1tstirrer

Eric Cartman wrote: »

anyone who has ever sat in the dail apart from ming flannigan, bertie and a few other FF'ers.

You want to save ballsy Bertie :rolleyes: I say we send you out on the ship with him

donalg1

Stiffler2 wrote: »

If you could send a ship of Irish people out to sea and then sink it without repurcussion or getting into "any trouble"
who would you put on this boat and why, they must be Irish though ??

I would add the following :

Sean Sherlock - wants to ruin the internet in Ireland
Michéal Martin - brought in the smoking ban to Ireland
Enda Kenny - is currently ruining Ireland, lied to everyone, broken promises
Brian Cowen - has already played a part in ruining the country
Bertie Ahearn - No explanation needed
Joan Burton - extremely ugly and melts my brain when she talks
Michael Noonan - farmer who doesn't know what he's at
Sean Fitzpatrick - head of Anglo, bankrupted Ireland
Sean Quinn - helped bankrupt the country
Gay Byrne - keeps going on about road deaths / ranting all the time
Bono - thinks he is holier than thou
Both Healy Rae's - held Ireland to ransom during elections
Joe Duffy - No explanation needed
Adrian Kennedy - No explanation needed
All of FF - No explanation needed
All of FG - No explanation needed
All of Labour - No explanation needed
All of Greens - No explanation needed
All of Sinn Fein - No explanation needed
Every Independent TD - No explanation needed

So, who would you add to this list, do you agree with the list above as a good starting point.

Who would be on your list and why ?

So politicians and bono then, you should've just said that

Bullchomper

Ah sure we're all dickheads!!

ALL ABOARD!!

dxhound2005

All the tax exiles.

alphanine

Stiffler2 wrote: »

If you could send a ship of Irish people out to sea and then sink it without repurcussion or getting into "any trouble"
who would you put on this boat and why, they must be Irish though ??

I would add the following :

Sean Sherlock - wants to ruin the internet in Ireland
Michéal Martin - brought in the smoking ban to Ireland
Enda Kenny - is currently ruining Ireland, lied to everyone, broken promises
Brian Cowen - has already played a part in ruining the country
Bertie Ahearn - No explanation needed
Joan Burton - extremely ugly and melts my brain when she talks
Michael Noonan - farmer who doesn't know what he's at
Sean Fitzpatrick - head of Anglo, bankrupted Ireland
Sean Quinn - helped bankrupt the country
Gay Byrne - keeps going on about road deaths / ranting all the time
Bono - thinks he is holier than thou
Both Healy Rae's - held Ireland to ransom during elections
Joe Duffy - No explanation needed
Adrian Kennedy - No explanation needed
All of FF - No explanation needed
All of FG - No explanation needed
All of Labour - No explanation needed
All of Greens - No explanation needed
All of Sinn Fein - No explanation needed
Every Independent TD - No explanation needed

So, who would you add to this list, do you agree with the list above as a good starting point.

Who would be on your list and why ?

How about public hangings from cranes like in Iran?

mattjack

niamhx wrote: »

I pmsl reading this, not sure I'm easy but I think I'm a older milf, your more likely to find me outside, sure that's where all the craic is

Im too nice to send someone to their death I'd get great pleasure in kicking a few people were it hurts though

Ordinarily I wouldn't bother.....but pics or.........

dark_shadow

Jedward!!!!:mad: & Ryan tubridy....3 muppets

Hesh's Umpire

Can I add Rich Boy Barrett to the ship?

working fool

How about a few killer sharks too !
We could keep then in the ships swimming pool till it sank .
Stir things up a bit ..
Some of them bastards can swim ya know !

token101

Since Sean Sherlock wants to stop piracy so much why don't we just send him off to Somalia armed only with a copy of ACTA. If he makes it home then we agree to all of his stupid ideas.