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The most implausible movie ever

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  • #2
    GLaDOS
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    The Passion of the Christ ;)

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #3
    krudler
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    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    The Passion of the Christ ;)

    I know, zombies are so not cool anymore


  • #4
    El Weirdo
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    Titanic.

    It was unsinkable, FFS!


  • #5
    Sindri
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    Most implausible movie ever is definitely Der Untergang.

    De Fuhrer is still alive.


  • #6
    44leto
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    Underworld Just back from it, it should be really called Kate in leathers in 3D.

    Nah it was good as that type of film goes.


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  • #7
    RickRoll
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    Snatch


  • #8
    Captain_Generic
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    Oh yes

    http://postimage.org/image/hhy5grfcd/


  • #9
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Star Wars?

    *Awaits tirade of nerds*


  • #10
    Shryke
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    Well worth checking out this article about possibly the greatest/worst and definitely most implausable film ever.

    http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-you-can-learn-about-india-from-their-action-movies/


  • #11
    im invisible
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    The Core


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  • #12
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    I remember they spent 80 million on the Enemy at the gate a film about Stalingrad which I think was the world ultimate and most dreadful battles also one of the most significant.

    So I was expecting an all out war film with all the horrors, So i went the first week it came out, it wasn't bad, just not the film it could have been with an 80 million budget which was a lot for that time. I wanted blood and guts but what i got was a sniper battle and a love story.


  • #13
    Degag
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    All the Terminators. Although Terminator 2 was a great film.


  • #14
    dark crystal
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    Face/Off.

    Oh and Home Alone too.


  • #15
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Stealth


  • #16
    Captain_Generic
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    im invisible wrote: »
    The Core

    That bit where they control the internet is totally real


  • #17
    El Weirdo
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    "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down".


  • #18
    Sindri
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    dark crystal wrote: »
    Face/Off.

    Biggest load of muck I've ever seen.

    So completely ridiculous, like nearly anything with Cage, I had to laugh.

    Did anyone see The Season Of The Witch.

    It's so horribly bad, and such a rip off of The Seventh Seal, it's ridiculous.

    Robert Sheehan and Cage are in it.


  • #19
    Turtwig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    2012-> "The neutrinos have mutated" and just about every scene in the film.


  • #20
    GLaDOS
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    Captain_Generic wrote: »
    Oh yes

    http://postimage.org/image/hhy5grfcd/
    A female NASA scientist, oh the things they come up with

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #21
    acidskiffle
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    Big


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  • #22
    Captain_Generic
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    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    A female NASA scientist, oh the things they come up with

    Ooh snap:D


  • #23
    pychofairy
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    Bad Boy Bubby


  • #24
    Millicent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I16_8l0yS-g


    Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus. Fucking awesome.


  • #25
    eddhorse
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    The Knowing - basically about pedophile aliens !!


  • #26
    cloud493
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    Gosh Reese witherspoons is rather attractive.


  • #27
    Logical Fallacy
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    Sindri wrote: »
    Biggest load of muck I've ever seen.

    So completely ridiculous, like nearly anything with Cage, I had to laugh.

    Did anyone see The Season Of The Witch.

    It's so horribly bad, and such a rip off of The Seventh Seal, it's ridiculous.

    Robert Sheehan and Cage are in it.

    You need some Gifolas Cage in your life.


  • #28
    cloud493
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    eddhorse wrote: »
    The Knowing - basically about pedophile aliens !!

    Is that the weird thing with Richard Gere?


  • #29
    efb
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    I was expecting a thread pissing all over reese witherspoon, meh.


  • #30
    PerrinV2
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 6,337 Mod ✭✭✭✭PerrinV2


    cloud493 wrote: »
    Is that the weird thing with Richard Gere?

    No Nicolas Cage


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  • #31
    Deus Ex Machina
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    cloud493 wrote: »
    Gosh Reese witherspoons is rather attractive.

    Jaysus, never thought so. I also get a vibe that she'd be a total bitch in real life.


  • #32
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    efb wrote: »
    Reese Witherspoon, two hot guys fighting over her?

    Tom Hardy, while slowing turning into one of my favourite actors, has a face like a badgers ballsack tbh.


  • #33
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Logical Fallacy wrote: »
    Tom Hardy, while slowing turning into one of my favourite actors, has a face like a badgers ballsack tbh.

    Jamie Bell is a brilliant actor.


  • #34
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    cloud493 wrote: »
    Gosh Richard Gere is rather attractive.

    FYP:p


  • #35
    3rdDegree
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    Gandhi. No such person.


  • #36
    efb
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    Logical Fallacy wrote: »
    Tom Hardy, while slowing turning into one of my favourite actors, has a face like a badgers ballsack tbh.

    who looks at his face- he could leave me in a heap :D;):p


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  • #37
    Paddy Cow
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    Teeth A film about a teenage girl who has teeth in her lady parts :D
    Tobey becomes aggressive and shakes Dawn, resulting in her smacking her head on the ground. While she is recovering from disorientation, Tobey takes this as his chance to begin raping her. Dawn fights back and inadvertently bites off his penis with her vagina. Horrified, he stumbles away and she flees the scene.


  • #38
    thecornflake
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    Snakes on a plane ?


  • #39
    Lady von Purple
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    Anything by Michael Moore.


  • #40
    Millicent
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    efb wrote: »
    I was expecting a thread pissing all over reese witherspoon, meh.

    The woman was married to Ryan Phillipe and romantically linked to Jake Gyllenhal. She seems to have something going for her.


  • #41
    jimmymal
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    pychofairy wrote: »
    Bad Boy Bubby

    you leave bbb alone!
    happens all the time!!!

    almost any single arnie movie except total recall. teraforming mars is still possible. :eek:

    whereas having danny devito as a twin ha! :rolleyes:


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  • #42
    im invisible
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    Human centipede


  • #43
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    im invisible wrote: »
    Human centipede
    Is medically accurate. I can prove it! :pac:


  • #44
    Millicent
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    Logical Fallacy wrote: »
    Tom Hardy, while slowing turning into one of my favourite actors, has a face like a badgers ballsack tbh.

    You get out of here right now.:mad:


  • #45
    efb
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    Millicent wrote: »
    The woman was married to Ryan Phillipe and romantically linked to Jake Gyllenhal. She seems to have something going for her.

    she must give good head


  • #46
    Millicent
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    efb wrote: »
    she must give good head

    With that chin? :p


  • #47
    kkelly77
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    Worst. Movie. Ever.

    Wanted


  • #48
    hidinginthebush
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    efb wrote: »
    Millicent wrote: »
    The woman was married to Ryan Phillipe and romantically linked to Jake Gyllenhal. She seems to have something going for her.

    she must give good head

    I don't know, she's so skinny I don't think she'd entertain the idea of putting that much meat in her mouth :pac:


  • #49
    SteoL
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    Either "The Woman also cried that the frog croaked and it hurt" or "The Octopus invades the vagina and it hurt".These may not be implausible but very hard to comprehend why the actresses would appear in em.

    Runner up would have to be "The Forbidden Zone" which is a fantastic though very fucked up musical.

    Further Runner up probably be Gusomilk. Eww....absolutely vile film.

    Hobo with a Shotgun also too OTT but enjoyable extreme violent flick


  • #50
    MyKeyG
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    Jernal wrote: »
    2012-> "The neutrinos have mutated" and just about every scene in the film.
    Are you nicking that from Dara O'Briain?:D


  • #51
    Millicent
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    kkelly77 wrote: »
    Worst. Movie. Ever.

    Wanted

    I assume you've never seen The Room then? :D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ4KzClb1C4


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plz-bhcHryc


    Comedy gold.


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