Ways to annoy someone

ilovesleep

I'm sure any one who followed my threads during the past couple of months would know I was involved briefly with a man who behaved in an assholiest and dickheadish way and for life of me I cannot figure out why he took it upon himself to rape my mind with mind games. Totally to fcuk uncalled for.

Looking back I gave him far too much of a soft ride.

If I the chance to bump into him again I would give him an almighty smack across the face. But I won't and I have this urge to play HAVOC.

How do I do this? Any ideas to annoy him and p1ss off. You know like what he did to me. It's only fair?

And I do not want to hear any of this kind dr.phil kind of ****e: live your life as best you can, and become the best you can. He had his fun. Now it's my turn.

Sindri

KICK HIM IN THE BALLS!!!!!!!!!

Sindri

Have sex with him.


He'll really hate that.

Hande hoche!

Sindri wrote: »

Have sex with him.


He'll really hate that.

and don't call him afterwards.

Underdraft

This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5f_gbzo4Q0

Samich

You should just move on, live your life as best you can, and become the best you can. He had his fun, now it's your turn.

Pin_Cushion

ilovesleep wrote: »

I'm sure any one who followed my threads during the past couple of months would know I was involved briefly with a man who behaved in an assholiest and dickheadish way.

I didn't follow your threads. What did he do?

stupidusername

ilovesleep wrote: »

Looking back I gave far too much of a soft ride.

ride him hard then!

ilovesleep

Sindri wrote: »

KICK HIM IN THE BALLS!!!!!!!!!

I want to but I can't. Won't have a chance to bump into him due to distance.

PseudoFamous

Put an unopened banana in his left shoe every night. Deny you know anything about it, even if you're caught. Keep it up for a week, and then switch to putting it in the right shoe for a week. Keep doing this, alternating shoe every week.
After a while, stop doing this. Wait three days. Wait for His paranoia to set in, he'll be expecting something.

Then, one night, go in to his room while he sleeps, and piss all over his face.

Sindri

Did anyone see the Dr. Phil where the father of someone whose husband had killed her?


He kept looking around like he didn't no where he was and at the end when Philly walks out with his 'smiling' (second) wife, they showed another shot of him looking all around him like he'd been hit on the head.

Anyone know where I can find footage of this?

It's hilarious.

Hande hoche!

Sent him monthly letters containing your man milk.

TanG411

Pour salt in his flowerbeds.

Subscribe his email addresses, home address, and phone numbers to various online subscriptions of your choice. The kinkier the better.

Kidnap a child and put it into the boot of his car, then call the Gardai about some suspicious noises.

ilovesleep

ilovesleep wrote: »

I'm sure any one who followed my threads during the past couple of months would know I was involved briefly with a man who behaved in an assholiest and dickheadish way and for life of me I cannot figure out why he took it upon himself to rape my mind with mind games. Totally to fcuk uncalled for.

Looking back I gave him far too much of a soft ride.

If I the chance to bump into him again I would give him an almighty smack across the face. But I won't and I have this urge to play HAVOC.

How do I do this? Any ideas to annoy him and p1ss off. You know like what he did to me. It's only fair?

And I do not want to hear any of this kind dr.phil kind of ****e: live your life as best you can, and become the best you can. He had his fun. Now it's my turn.

If you have an email address for him, you could send him a link to this thread so he could see how well you've gotten over him.

fro9etb8j5qsl2

Sh1t on his carpet and wipe your arse on his curtains....





I may or may not have tried this

Kojak

ilovesleep wrote: »

I'm sure any one who followed my threads during the past couple of months would know I was involved briefly with a man who behaved in an assholiest and dickheadish way and for life of me I cannot figure out why he took it upon himself to rape my mind with mind games. Totally to fcuk uncalled for.

Looking back I gave him far too much of a soft ride.

If I the chance to bump into him again I would give him an almighty smack across the face. But I won't and I have this urge to play HAVOC.

How do I do this? Any ideas to annoy him and p1ss off. You know like what he did to me. It's only fair?

And I do not want to hear any of this kind dr.phil kind of ****e: live your life as best you can, and become the best you can. He had his fun. Now it's my turn.

Start sending texts or making calls saying (in a foreign accent) that he has won some lotto from a foreign country. All he needs to do if forward on his sort code and bank account details and you can wire him the monies directly.

Then just flee him on behalf of the North Korean lotto comission.

ilovesleep

ThinksAmoral wrote: »

Pour salt in his flowerbeds.

Subscribe his email addresses, home address, and phone numbers to various online subscriptions of your choice. The kinkier the better.

Not kinky! He'd love that. Remember this is spanking and anal woman.

Sindri

I actually researched your threads.

Sounds like a cúnt.

Do you want to do something like the goonies would do or something like John Tucker Must Die sort of thing?

Kevin Duffy

ilovesleep wrote: »

I'm sure any one who followed my threads during the past couple of months should really get more of a life for themselves

FYP

Hande hoche!

sleep with jesse metcalfe?

TanG411

ilovesleep wrote: »

Not kinky! He'd love that. Remember this is spanking and anal woman.

Sorry, didn't read any of your old threads yet. Will read them tomorrow and come up with some harsh revenge.

strobe

Two words... Revenge crabs.

Insect Overlord

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

zuroph

ilovesleep wrote: »

I'm sure any one who followed my threads during the past couple of months would know I was involved briefly with a man who behaved in an assholiest and dickheadish way and for life of me I cannot figure out why he took it upon himself to rape my mind with mind games. Totally to fcuk uncalled for.

Looking back I gave him far too much of a soft ride.

If I the chance to bump into him again I would give him an almighty smack across the face. But I won't and I have this urge to play HAVOC.

How do I do this? Any ideas to annoy him and p1ss off. You know like what he did to me. It's only fair?

And I do not want to hear any of this kind dr.phil kind of ****e: live your life as best you can, and become the best you can. He had his fun. Now it's my turn.

I think you'll find everything you need in this post
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=76640398&postcount=1

Hande hoche!

Impressive.

LighterGuy

Hey ilovesleep,
What kind of mindfu*s has this person done on you?

ilovesleep

ThinksAmoral wrote: »

Sorry, didn't read any of your old threads yet. Will read them tomorrow and come up with some harsh revenge.

It's not revenge. I don't believe in revenge. It solves nothing.
He messed with my mind. Now it's my turn.

Don't want anything harsh either. Something like sending priest porn to his work address or something spiteful like that.

hairyslug

get his reg no. give an annonymous tip of,lad in work had it done to him, he was pulled over, his car stripped and left by himself to put it all back together

or

get a pay as you go creditcard, order the weirdest most messed up porn going and send it to his work

Pin_Cushion

Well I went to the bother of looking at your post history and there was one about how you like to be spanked and another about faxing.

Cut off his ears I say.

LighterGuy

ilovesleep wrote: »

It's not revenge. I don't believe in revenge. It solves nothing.
He messed with my mind. Now it's my turn.

haha THATS REVENGE! lol. You contradicted yourself :P

But see all this "revenge is wrong" , its bullshit. If you have the opportunity to wrong someone who has wronged you, you are a fool to not take advantage of the situation

strobe

ilovesleep wrote: »

It's not revenge. I don't believe in revenge. It solves nothing.

Ohh very good. How mature of you.

He messed with my mind. Now it's my turn.

Yeah that's pretty much the textbook definition of revenge.

Insect Overlord

Hande hoche! wrote: »

Impressive.

The list goes back at least as far as 2002, and probably much further. The guy I got it from actually does quite a few of the things on it!

zuroph

ilovesleep wrote: »

It's not revenge. I don't believe in revenge. It solves nothing.
He messed with my mind. Now it's my turn.

:rolleyes:

Rockery Woman

ilovesleep you should be asleep, Im going to go asleep now, sweet dreams ilovesleep, have a good sleep xxx

nighty night:)

LighterGuy

And whats wrong with revenge guys?

If someone has wronged you, why should you not wrong them given the chance?

Hande hoche!

An eye for an eye and all that.

strobe

LighterGuy wrote: »

And whats wrong with revenge guys?

If someone has wronged you, why should you not wrong them given the chance?

Nothing is wrong with revenge. I'm it's biggest advocate. I think revenge is hugely under rated. But at least admit you are enacting it. Otherwise you just look silly.

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Ok, so this song doesn't really support what I said above (quite the opposite in fact), but it's just a really fucking good song, and it's called 'Revenge', so ye know...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUvuXXbMwq8

stupidusername

Will ya get over that song!

Sindri

Stick a rabid squirrel in his jacks.

strobe

stupidusername wrote: »

Will ya get over that song!

But...but it's Sparklehorse.

Woooo Sparklehorse!!! Yeahh!!

stupidusername

strobe wrote: »

But...but it's Sparklehorse.

Woooo Sparklehorse!!! Yeahh!!

Fine...continue

Sindri

strobe wrote: »

But...but it's Sparklehorse.

Woooo Sparklehorse!!! Yeahh!!

StROBE

your name sounds like wardrobe


wardrobe is a closet




you are in the closets.






Another mystery solved by scooby doo and SINDRIIIIIIIIIII

strobe

Sindri wrote: »

StROBE

your name sounds like wardrobe


wardrobe is a closet




you are in the closets.






Another mystery solved by scooby doo and SINDRIIIIIIIIIII

You sir, are a casual layabout and a ragamuffin. I cast general assertions about your mothers promiscuity and your own personal hygiene and national allegiances.

Good day.

nice_very

its very easy to guess the passwords to facebook/email etc of an ex.... stuff they like/colours/numbers etc

I actually set up my ex's ac's and am just waiting til she is engaged to her boyf to start... doing nothing LOL ideas in pm

Sindri

strobe wrote: »

You sir, are a casual layabout and a ragamuffin. I cast general assertions about your mothers promiscuity and your own personal hygiene and national allegiances.

Good day.

No need to tell it like it is.:(

It's all true.

I took Maddie, I took the Lindbergh baby.

When you wake up and found you've pissed the bed. It was ME. I snuck in and pissed on you.

I'm sorry. I'll await whatever excruciating humiliating punishment you have for me.

scudzilla

Phone him up all serious and tell him you've got Aids and that he could have it to.

CrazyRabbit

When speaking to him, never finish your senten...

giles lynchwood

Superglue his testicles to his thigh.:eek:

Fozzydog3

Hmm thats a toughie although I find this a great way to annoy people , right :

Stop being a pricktease **** get on with your life and seek out meaningful relationships with people and stop looking for ways to spite people ?

The Princess Bride

Get lots of STI information leaflets,put in a clear envelope folder and send to him at his place of work.
Do this every week for a month.
Then on final week,send postcard with appointment for STI clinic on it.

That'll learn him.

fedor.2.

How about you just get over it. I bet he'd love it if he knew that you're always on about him. Nothing annoys someone more than seeing someone they were with moving on and being happy without them