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Could you handle a woman with 2 Vagina's ??

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    How many periods does she get?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    later10 wrote: »
    How many periods does she get?


    Who the F**K knows. possibly 2 at a time. maybe none at all.
    Maybe 1 leaks into the other....

    This will keep me awake at night


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Pussy galore?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    I had a one night stand with a woman with three fannies before.


    I fcuked her left right and centre!



    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,533 ✭✭✭the keen edge


    I'd use the lower one for just regular week to week action, keep the upper one for special occasions, birthdays, bank holiday's notable sporting events and the like.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    of course :cool:

    they do now anyway sure, one smells more than the other though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    She should be in the Total Recall remake :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,037 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Bowling Ball


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 308 ✭✭Welruc


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    So as the question Above stands do you think you could handle a woman with 2 vagina's

    Yes you could "handle" her like a bowling ball


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    So.... does she TP? :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Are they side by side or one above the other?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    She should make a squirt porn movie


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    Bowling Ball

    "yeah yore ma's like a bowling ball you could fin....."

    "eeeeh she is actually!"

    "oh :o "

    "\o/ in yo face suka!! :cool: "


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    thanks for that op ...


    nice monday morning read there...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    So.... does she TP? :pac:

    or QP?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Less chance of saying 'opps, wrong hole' in bed.

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    There's a prostitute in China who has three vaginas.

    Apparently, she's making money left, right & centre.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Women with two are just being greedy. People are never bloody happy!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Its hard enough trying to satisfy chicks with one gee.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Women with two are just being greedy. People are never bloody happy!

    Greed is good


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭ronan45


    Depends where the second one was........, If it was on her forehead I would find it a complete horn killer.



    PS PICS OR GTFO


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,692 ✭✭✭Loomis


    2 in the pink
    1 in the stink....

    And another 2 in the other pink?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    2 in the pink
    1 in the stink....

    And another 2 in the other pink?

    Well you've 5 digits on your hand. Shouldn't be too hard now should it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭ronan45


    2 in the pink
    1 in the stink....

    And another 2 in the other pink?


    1 in the stink :eek::confused::(:mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Most of the respondents to this thread don't seem to even know what to do with one vagina!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    Perhaps the bloke could wear a strap-on and go at it doubly, not sure.
    If it's on her forehead though this won't work.

    I liked one posters comment where he said to keep one for special occasions, bank holidays, matches, vaelntines etc..

    lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Most of the respondents to this thread don't seem to even know what to do with one vagina!

    Any chance of a demonstration?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    Perhaps the bloke could wear a strap-on and go at it doubly, not sure.
    If it's on her forehead though this won't work.

    I liked one posters comment where he said to keep one for special occasions, bank holidays, matches, vaelntines etc..

    lol

    Loaf the fanny off her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Any chance of a demonstration?

    You can find my work on youporn.com. Under 'ping pong balls'.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Most of the respondents to this thread don't seem to even know what to do with one vagina!



    thats not very nice

    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,533 ✭✭✭the keen edge


    To give her the auld Kick in the gee.
    1. Select the particular gee that requires a kick(remember there's two of them).
    2. Kick the selected gee.
    3. Sit back and congratulate yourself on a job well done.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭Fear Uladh


    Most of the respondents to this thread don't seem to even know what to do with one vagina!

    You've slept with all the respondents then?

    Hussy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭ronan45


    Ever sleep with a a man with 2 pairs of testicles?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,997 ✭✭✭latenia


    If there was some way of genetically splicing her DNA with the chick with 3 boobs from Total Recall you'd have the ultimate woman.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    I am still trying to wrap my head around it, no pun intended. I interpret it as she has 2 openings. If that is the case I would stick in one and carry on as normal.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭thecornflake


    I'm just glad the OPs name is Stiffler.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    She has pet names for both of them, one is called Justin Bieber and the other is affectionately known as Piers Morgan so they make up a pair of cunts :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 89 ✭✭El Jefe


    Pussy galore?



    This deserves a lot more thanks , spat out my coffee at my desk.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    You can find my work on youporn.com. Under 'ping pong balls'.

    Sweet. Any baseball bats?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    kfallon wrote: »
    She has pet names for both of them, one is called Justin Bieber and the other is affectionately known as Piers Morgan so they make up a pair of cunts :P

    Justin Geeber


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Having looked into this previously (so to speak), it's not exactly two vaginas as most people are picturing it. It's an internal thing, you wouldn't see or feel any difference with her or know.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,990 ✭✭✭JustAddWater


    I'm just glad the OPs name is Stiffler.

    Stiffler2 ....

    One for each vag I guess :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 138 ✭✭ROFLcopter


    I'd definetly rattle the boxes off her


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    Most of the respondents to this thread don't seem to even know what to do with one vagina!

    As far as i am aware you just keep is somewhere near the kitchen and it's happy enough.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Call me an hopeless old romantic, but i'd ride her like a stolen bike:D
    2 vag's - surely twice as good as one, it would be like twins but with only half the moaning.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭UglyBolloxFace


    The vaginas are side-by-side. And for anyone who's interested, here's a picture:

    And it goes without saying it's NSFW

    http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f149/235884d1292875587-woman-2-vaginas-2-vaginas.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 531 ✭✭✭blackbird98


    I remember seeing a film a few years ago, about a woman with eight vaginas...


    I think it was called "octopussy"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    Here's the woman in question,she's married and her husband couldn't give two fucks if she has two vaginas.

    http://www.digitalspy.ie/odd/news/a359781/woman-on-this-morning-has-two-vaginas-video.html

    Wonder if it would be the case of "righty tighty,lefty loosey"?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭Feeona


    For the uninitiated (of which there are many in After Hours), you should call the thread 'Can you handle a woman?'.

    You're just confusing them with the two vaginas malarkey.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    If shorty pussy is too big I stick it in her butt...Shyiem


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