Dirty Talk in the bed?

Jude_2010

Both myself and a couple of my mates were talking about this the other day.
and a female friend of mine started getting real thick about it, saying its disrespectful and stuff. All the lads found nothing wrong with a bit of friendly name calling while getting down (no surprise there haha). But she was having none of it.

Any ways what's your take on it ? do you find it 'De-meaning' or a turn on

Agent Smith

Dirty....

Jude_2010

Agent Smith wrote: »

Dirty....

hahahahah Agent Smith - Search and Destroy II

Dudess

It's not demeaning if both people are cool with it. What constitutes dirty-talk varies from person to person - for some it's just tame smut, for others it's verbal abuse.

Liam Byrne

Not a fan tbh but it depends on to what extreme or what slang words are used.

W.Shakes-Beer

Dont you hate it when some fúcker gets crumbs of toast all over the bed.


Dirty.

Gran Hermano

Talking dirty in bed; is that where she mentions the bins, washing the car, scrubbing the bathroom and vacuuming and you promise in return for some oral?

ygolometsipe

bed + a lady and talking? your not doing that right!:D

bicardi19

AAAwwwww yeah!!!!

starbelgrade

I love talking dirty to women, but at €3.99 per minute, it's an expensive pastime.

El Weirdo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41IgiLGlI0w

Captain_Generic

Did a big shít earlier

stupidusername

What is it usually? name calling doesn't sound right to me!

bicardi19

There are girls in your area waiting to talk to you, just call 1890 blah bah blah

LETHAL LADY

The disrespectful part is discussing it afterwards with a group of mates, what happens in the leaba should stay in the leaba.

Dudess

stupidusername wrote: »

What is it usually? name calling doesn't sound right to me!

Get sucking my throbbing cock you dirty whore.

smallBiscuit

Captain_Generic wrote: »

Did a big shít earlier

In the bed :eek:

later12

An ex room-mate of mine was making out with this 50 year old woman once when she turned to him and said "Eat my pussy, bitch". Dirty talk isn't always good.

Now, outdated as this probably is, I just don't go after 'forward' women (even though most of my female friends would call themselves forward, and I love them dearly). Some lightweight teasing is nice, but please no talk of pussies, cocks, or assorted sexual paraphernalia. If a woman was really verbal to this degree, it probably wouldn't turn me on very much.

stupidusername

Dudess wrote: »

Get sucking my throbbing cock you dirty whore.

i've no doubt you writing that has turned on some one here.

yeah that kinda stuff is cringy. i couldn't help but laugh at that if someone said it.

I think the kinda stuff that is good or could be is normal just talking some things through....like just being vocal about it, rather than having a chat I mean.

ArtSmart

big fan if it involves telling me how big my, em, bank balance is.


otherwise, meh.

ArtSmart

Dudess wrote: »

Get sucking my throbbing cock you dirty whore.

so, you seeing anyone these days...?

44leto

Is she doesn't like it, she doesn't like it, its her prerogative.

Captain_Generic

smallBiscuit wrote: »

In the bed :eek:

Am I doing it wrong?

ArtSmart

starbelgrade wrote: »

I love talking dirty to women, but at €3.99 per minute, it's an expensive pastime.

well, couldn't you charge less?

Jude_2010

im gonna fcuk four fcuking fanny off you fcuking TWAT!

ArtSmart

Jude_2010 wrote: »

im gonna fcuk four fcuking fanny off you fcuking TWAT!

ah, poetry.


not.

billybudd

9 times out of 10 it just sounds fake and cringeworthy, alot of the time it runined the moment and i just got a burst of the giggles.

Babybuff

stupidusername wrote: »

i've no doubt you writing that has turned on some one here.

*watches with interest

ArtSmart

billybudd wrote: »

9 times out of 10 it just sounds fake and cringeworthy, alot of the time it runined the moment and i just got a burst of the giggles.

actually did have a GF once who was into it.

mad thing was, she didnt say it clearly enough. so it became pointless. still, long as she was happy (and left the cash under me pillow) i didnt mind.

Jude_2010

ArtSmart wrote: »

ah, poetry.


not.

a quote from 'The Inbetweeners' actually :P

Mr. Incognito

Made me think of this LEGENDARY Thread.

I remember reading this over a few days at work and actually falling off my chair- It's seven odd pages to get good but soooooooo worth it

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=<snip>

bfocusd

ArtSmart wrote: »

big fan if it involves telling me how big my, em, bank balance is.


otherwise, meh.

Like talking about clearing out your account too?

Dudess

Jude_2010 wrote: »

im gonna fcuk four fcuking fanny off you fcuking TWAT!

Ok, no... But I like a bit of it. It's the only context I enjoy the word pussy in.

Captain_Generic

Took the bins out earlier.....



*spurt spurt*

Princess Peach

I'm a pain in that I really love it, but only to a certain extent.

Of course he only finds out to what extent when he says something I don't like and I flick him in the balls.

ArtSmart

Princess Peach wrote: »

I'm a pain in that I really love it, but only to a certain extent.

Of course he only finds out to what extent when he says something I don't like and I flick him in the balls.

hmmmm. some one needs a user name change.


OUCH!!!

starbelgrade

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

Made me think of this LEGENDARY Thread.

I remember reading this over a few days at work and actually falling off my chair- It's seven odd pages to get good but soooooooo worth it

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=<snip>

"The Columbo".... class!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biW9BbWJtQU

ArtSmart

Jude_2010 wrote: »

a quote from 'The Inbetweeners' actually :P

AH, MEGA APOLOGIES...

Jude_2010

Dirty Talk gone wrong
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16m-Sc2FA-o

Omackeral

''There's always room for Jellllooooo'' -Joey Tribbiani

''Grandma's chicken salaaaaddd'' - Joey Tribbiani

Princess Peach

ArtSmart wrote: »

hmmmm. some one needs a user name change.


OUCH!!!

My username is fine as long as I'm wearing the costume while I do it

ArtSmart

Princess Peach wrote: »

My username is fine as long as I'm wearing the costume while I do it

I'm assuming that's your Jeff Dahmer wicked witch costume?


I say ouch again.

Shanotheslayer

Love when a girl starts screaming ' E-Coli' when we're going at it. So dirty.

Temptamperu

later10 wrote: »

An ex room-mate of mine was making out with this 50 year old woman once when she turned to him and said "Eat my pussy, bitch". Dirty talk isn't always good.

Now, outdated as this probably is, I just don't go after 'forward' women (even though most of my female friends would call themselves forward, and I love them dearly). Some lightweight teasing is nice, but please no talk of pussies, cocks, or assorted sexual paraphernalia. If a woman was really verbal to this degree, it probably wouldn't turn me on very much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vME9iHKf2aE

:pac:

Chuck Stone

When you're in a public place with your missus, like having a meal or something, lean over and whisper in her ear..

I'm going to.. <insert filth here> ... when I get you home.

stupidusername

Chuck Stone wrote: »

When you're in a public place with your missus, like having a meal or something, lean over and whisper in her ear..

I'm going to.. <insert filth here> ... when I get you home.

yeah that kinda thing is good. but only if you're out with people.

Princess Peach

Chuck Stone wrote: »

When you're in a public place with your missus, like having a meal or something, lean over and whisper in her ear..

I'm going to.. <insert filth here> ... when I get you home.

Ooooh or a text or email during the work day.

Woooo!

Chuck Stone

stupidusername wrote: »

yeah that kinda thing is good. but only if you're out with people.

Yep. Definitely has more effect when you're in a place where if it was said out loud it would cause great embarrassment and gasps from gentle ladies.

stupidusername

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Yep. Definitely has more effect when you're in a place where if it was said out loud it would cause great embarrassment and gasps from gentle ladies.

they may even faint.

nah, what I meant was it's more fun cause you have to hold out.

Chuck Stone

stupidusername wrote: »

they may even faint.

nah, what I meant was it's more fun cause you have to hold out.

So true.

There was this one girl I was seeing and a big part of the relationship was winding each other up. Anyhoo I was with her and doing all the stuff that gets you ready to go (pre-sex stuff I mean) and then I legged it out the door and didn't come back for the night. :pac:

She was incandescent with rage and let me know on the phone.

Got me back though the bitch - what a ****in wind-up.

Temptamperu

Chuck Stone wrote: »

So true.

There was this one girl I was seeing and a big part of the relationship was winding each other up. Anyhoo I was with her and doing all the stuff that gets you ready to go (pre-sex stuff I mean) and then I legged it out the door and didn't come back for the night. :pac:

She was incandescent with rage and let me know on the phone.

Got me back though the bitch - what a ****in wind-up.

You Sir can have 5 internets