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Dirty co-worker b*stard

  • 13-01-2012 1:13am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭


    For years i've seen post about people complaining that co-workers have stolen their food from the canteen fridge. I laughed, I didn't care. Sure it's only food? right?

    NOT RIGHT. I came into work yesterday and someone had been at my Rice Krispies. Now the thing is, i wouldn't mind if someone had forgotten to bring their lunch with them and was stuck so decided to tak a bowl and leave me a note or send me a mail to let me know, but this was worse.

    Whatever low life did this did not just take a bowl of ricey goodness, no, they put the box back into the press open, the prick didn't even roll the plastic inner bag up!! So here i am trying to choke down a bowl of half stale Krispies. When i poured the milk on I got a faint Snap and Crackle but there wasn't a Pop to be found.

    I can't get my head around this, what sort of ill bred b*stard can't have the sense to close up the box, if he did I probably wouldn't have noticed!

    I will avenge this.


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,491 ✭✭✭Yahew


    This is probably the worst thing to ever happen to anybody.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    Yahew wrote: »
    This is probably the worst thing to ever happen to anybody.


    First world problem alright.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 731 ✭✭✭Butterface


    That's up there with sticking a dirty knife into a tub of butter. Cretins.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,721 Mod ✭✭✭✭Twee.


    I was so tired on Tuesday morning I tried to pour my Rice Krispies in a glass instead of a bowl. They went everywhere. I know how it feels to lose some ricey goodness.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,033 ✭✭✭ForeverYoung90


    grow a pair you pusssssay!:cool:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Guill wrote: »

    I will avenge this.

    Do you need the good people of AH for suggestions?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    Do you need the good people of AH for suggestions?


    Why of course. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Burn their house down, that'll learn em. good and proper like.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 731 ✭✭✭Butterface


    Take a **** in your Rice Krispies.. That'll learn 'em to go stealing and raping your tasty breakfast foods!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Guill wrote: »

    I will avenge this.
    So you should. It's the single most shocking thing I've ever had the misfortune to come across on AH, and that's saying a LOT.
    Please keep us abreast of developments. If you do find the culprit, name and shame. Then blast with sour milk.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    Butterface wrote: »
    That's up there with sticking a dirty knife into a tub of butter. Cretins.


    Funnier when i noticed your name.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,992 ✭✭✭✭partyatmygaff


    Sounds like he's pissed in your corn flakes Rice Krispies alright... :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Burn down your workplace so this thief will out of a job and facing the dole queue


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭wonderboysam


    why so cereal?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,768 ✭✭✭✭Encrypted Pigeon


    I'm hungry now, anyone else hungry?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 773 ✭✭✭Wetai




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,287 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    OP, that's probably worse then the Holocaust.

    Keep us posted regarding your actions.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭Kim_Il_Jong


    Any 24hr shops nearby?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,036 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    Guill wrote: »
    So here i am trying to choke down a bowl of half stale Krispies.
    How long had it been since you had been at the Rice Krispies? They are not the type of cereal to go stale overnight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    Who stole your Crack ?

    21/25



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    I saw some John Cusack film recently, pretty good. He was a juror in a court case

    Anyway, the main thing I learned from that film is bringing in a gun and shooting up the office solves all problems


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,036 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    Sintel wrote: »
    I'm hungry now, anyone else hungry?

    I'm just waiting on a large steak pizza to be delivered. I hope that is of some consolation, Sintel.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 301 ✭✭HovaBaby


    This is more personal issues TBH.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    'top deck' the loo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    Sintel wrote: »
    I'm hungry now, anyone else hungry?


    I'd eat a childs arsé through a shed door at the minute:eek:

    21/25



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    Ficheall wrote: »
    How long had it been since you had been at the Rice Krispies? They are not the type of cereal to go stale overnight.


    last night, only bought them Monday.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    Let me just leave this here
    Overheal wrote: »
    Someone left a nice looking microwave Stromboli in the fridge for 3 days.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .

    Whatever though. That stromboli was good.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Put this in the box:
    Snapcracklepop.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 324 ✭✭Wereghost


    Lance: Still got your Malibu?
    Vincent: Aw, man. You know what some ****er did the other day?
    Lance: What?
    Vincent: ****ing keyed it.
    Lance: Oh, man, that's ****ed up.
    Vincent: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of **** ****ed with it.
    Lance: They should be ****ing killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
    Vincent: Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
    Lance: What a ****er!
    Vincent: What's more chicken**** than ****ing with a man's automobile? I mean, don't **** with another man's vehicle.
    Lance: You don't do it.
    Vincent: It's just against the rules.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,420 ✭✭✭electrobanana


    People at my work have started putting names on food in the fridge..today i had a tuna sandwich called kevin...









    gets coat..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31 cryano


    People at my work have started putting names on food in the fridge..today i had a tuna sandwich called kevin...









    gets coat..


    :) Can believe someone beat me to this joke.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,276 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    Could be worse - if you'd chosen to bring a box of any half-decent cereal to work they probably would have stolen the whole lot.

    A lucky escape, AND you can bear the tastelessness of those shrivelled rice yokes. You have it easy mate.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Twee. wrote: »
    I was so tired on Tuesday morning I tried to pour my Rice Krispies in a glass instead of a bowl. They went everywhere. I know how it feels to lose some ricey goodness.

    It's the terrible clean-up that gets me :( So small but yet so messy!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Guill wrote: »
    For years i've seen post about people complaining that co-workers have stolen their food from the canteen fridge. I laughed, I didn't care. Sure it's only food? right?

    NOT RIGHT. I came into work yesterday and someone had been at my Rice Krispies. Now the thing is, i wouldn't mind if someone had forgotten to bring their lunch with them and was stuck so decided to tak a bowl and leave me a note or send me a mail to let me know, but this was worse.

    Whatever low life did this did not just take a bowl of ricey goodness, no, they put the box back into the press open, the prick didn't even roll the plastic inner bag up!! So here i am trying to choke down a bowl of half stale Krispies. When i poured the milk on I got a faint Snap and Crackle but there wasn't a Pop to be found.

    I can't get my head around this, what sort of ill bred b*stard can't have the sense to close up the box, if he did I probably wouldn't have noticed!

    I will avenge this.

    In a way I'm glad this rather dissappointing thread isn't the toilet related disaster I thought it might be.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    sdeire wrote: »
    Could be worse - if you'd chosen to bring a box of any half-decent cereal to work they probably would have stolen the whole lot.

    A lucky escape, AND you can bear the tastelessness of those shrivelled rice yokes. You have it easy mate.


    :eek:


    I always said that you had no taste....:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,087 ✭✭✭Duiske


    I'd booby trap the box with a giant turd and put it back.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,165 ✭✭✭deisedave


    Guill wrote: »
    First world problem alright.

    Why do people say this trying to sound smart, we live in the first world so all our problems are first world. If you want third world problems go post on boards.africa ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Re: revenge..

    Go for a wander in the mountains and gather up lots of sheep sh1t pebbles. Bring home and paint rice crispy colour. Now set up your dummy rice crispies in an original packet. Steer clear of canteen and wait a while.

    This cannot fail.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭Joe10000


    Completely out of order,


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,082 ✭✭✭irelandspurs


    We once had a plumber on site that kept eating all our stuff so one night we had a bag of mixed nuts and each of us got one of them brazil nuts and rubbed it between our bum cheeks and put back into bag.
    Walked in the next morning to find the plumber munching away on them. :D


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  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    Guill wrote: »
    For years i've seen post about people complaining that co-workers have stolen their food from the canteen fridge. I laughed, I didn't care. Sure it's only food? right?

    NOT RIGHT. I came into work yesterday and someone had been at my Rice Krispies. Now the thing is, i wouldn't mind if someone had forgotten to bring their lunch with them and was stuck so decided to tak a bowl and leave me a note or send me a mail to let me know, but this was worse.

    Whatever low life did this did not just take a bowl of ricey goodness, no, they put the box back into the press open, the prick didn't even roll the plastic inner bag up!! So here i am trying to choke down a bowl of half stale Krispies. When i poured the milk on I got a faint Snap and Crackle but there wasn't a Pop to be found.

    I can't get my head around this, what sort of ill bred b*stard can't have the sense to close up the box, if he did I probably wouldn't have noticed!

    I will avenge this.

    Next time, bring cocopops....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    deisedave wrote: »
    Why do people say this trying to sound smart, we live in the first world so all our problems are first world. If you want third world problems go post on boards.africa ;)

    Therefore it is a first world problem! :confused:
    Next time, bring cocopops....


    Too sweet for my liking. Also, i'd be embarrased eating them in front of everyone. The stick i got when i arrived on with Rice Krispies was enough!


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    Guill wrote: »
    Therefore it is a first world problem! :confused:




    Too sweet for my liking. Also, i'd be embarrased eating them in front of everyone. The stick i got when i arrived on with Rice Krispies was enough!

    i'm sick of taking someone elses rice krispies


    some varaity man!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭hawkelady


    Make sure you find the cereal rapist!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Just tell the teacher.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Watch 'Falling Down' It will provide you with the answers you require.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    Twee. wrote: »
    I was so tired on Tuesday morning I tried to pour my Rice Krispies in a glass instead of a bowl. They went everywhere. I know how it feels to lose some ricey goodness.

    I once buttered the bread and THEN put it in the toaster.

    Quite nice actually.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    You stole my sandwich? MY SANDWICH!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,065 ✭✭✭crazygeryy


    Guill wrote: »
    For years i've seen post about people complaining that co-workers have stolen their food from the canteen fridge. I laughed, I didn't care. Sure it's only food? right?

    NOT RIGHT. I came into work yesterday and someone had been at my Rice Krispies. Now the thing is, i wouldn't mind if someone had forgotten to bring their lunch with them and was stuck so decided to tak a bowl and leave me a note or send me a mail to let me know, but this was worse.

    Whatever low life did this did not just take a bowl of ricey goodness, no, they put the box back into the press open, the prick didn't even roll the plastic inner bag up!! So here i am trying to choke down a bowl of half stale Krispies. When i poured the milk on I got a faint Snap and Crackle but there wasn't a Pop to be found.

    I can't get my head around this, what sort of ill bred b*stard can't have the sense to close up the box, if he did I probably wouldn't have noticed!

    I will avenge this.

    You've a lot to be worried about.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 353 ✭✭BackScrub


    Nothing irritates me more at work than people coming to work in the morning and starting the working day by guzzling down a bowl of cereal.

    Eat your shaggin' breakfast at home FFS. OP If I was your boss I'd turf you and the Rice Krispies out of the place.


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