Dirty co-worker b*stard

Guill

For years i've seen post about people complaining that co-workers have stolen their food from the canteen fridge. I laughed, I didn't care. Sure it's only food? right?

NOT RIGHT. I came into work yesterday and someone had been at my Rice Krispies. Now the thing is, i wouldn't mind if someone had forgotten to bring their lunch with them and was stuck so decided to tak a bowl and leave me a note or send me a mail to let me know, but this was worse.

Whatever low life did this did not just take a bowl of ricey goodness, no, they put the box back into the press open, the prick didn't even roll the plastic inner bag up!! So here i am trying to choke down a bowl of half stale Krispies. When i poured the milk on I got a faint Snap and Crackle but there wasn't a Pop to be found.

I can't get my head around this, what sort of ill bred b*stard can't have the sense to close up the box, if he did I probably wouldn't have noticed!

I will avenge this.

Yahew

This is probably the worst thing to ever happen to anybody.

Guill

Yahew wrote: »

This is probably the worst thing to ever happen to anybody.

First world problem alright.

Butterface

That's up there with sticking a dirty knife into a tub of butter. Cretins.

Twee.

I was so tired on Tuesday morning I tried to pour my Rice Krispies in a glass instead of a bowl. They went everywhere. I know how it feels to lose some ricey goodness.

ForeverYoung90

grow a pair you pusssssay!:cool:

mikemac1

Guill wrote: »

I will avenge this.

Do you need the good people of AH for suggestions?

Guill

mikemac1 wrote: »

Do you need the good people of AH for suggestions?

Why of course.

Micky Dolenz

Burn their house down, that'll learn em. good and proper like.

Butterface

Take a **** in your Rice Krispies.. That'll learn 'em to go stealing and raping your tasty breakfast foods!

Johro

Guill wrote: »

I will avenge this.

So you should. It's the single most shocking thing I've ever had the misfortune to come across on AH, and that's saying a LOT.
Please keep us abreast of developments. If you do find the culprit, name and shame. Then blast with sour milk.

Guill

Butterface wrote: »

That's up there with sticking a dirty knife into a tub of butter. Cretins.

Funnier when i noticed your name.

partyatmygaff

Sounds like he's pissed in your corn flakes Rice Krispies alright... :pac:

mikemac1

Burn down your workplace so this thief will out of a job and facing the dole queue

wonderboysam

why so cereal?

Encrypted Pigeon

I'm hungry now, anyone else hungry?

Wetai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2xi7B3mkr0

Standard Toaster

OP, that's probably worse then the Holocaust.

Keep us posted regarding your actions.

Kim_Il_Jong

Any 24hr shops nearby?

Ficheall

Guill wrote: »

So here i am trying to choke down a bowl of half stale Krispies.

How long had it been since you had been at the Rice Krispies? They are not the type of cereal to go stale overnight.

uch

Who stole your Crack ?

mikemac1

I saw some John Cusack film recently, pretty good. He was a juror in a court case

Anyway, the main thing I learned from that film is bringing in a gun and shooting up the office solves all problems

Ficheall

Sintel wrote: »

I'm hungry now, anyone else hungry?

I'm just waiting on a large steak pizza to be delivered. I hope that is of some consolation, Sintel.

HovaBaby

This is more personal issues TBH.

admiralofthefleet

'top deck' the loo

uch

Sintel wrote: »

I'm hungry now, anyone else hungry?

I'd eat a childs arsé through a shed door at the minute:eek:

Guill

Ficheall wrote: »

How long had it been since you had been at the Rice Krispies? They are not the type of cereal to go stale overnight.

last night, only bought them Monday.

cloneslad

Let me just leave this here

Overheal wrote: »

Someone left a nice looking microwave Stromboli in the fridge for 3 days.
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Whatever though. That stromboli was good.

Johro

Put this in the box:
Snapcracklepop.jpg

Wereghost

Lance: Still got your Malibu?
Vincent: Aw, man. You know what some ****er did the other day?
Lance: What?
Vincent: ****ing keyed it.
Lance: Oh, man, that's ****ed up.
Vincent: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of **** ****ed with it.
Lance: They should be ****ing killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
Vincent: Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
Lance: What a ****er!
Vincent: What's more chicken**** than ****ing with a man's automobile? I mean, don't **** with another man's vehicle.
Lance: You don't do it.
Vincent: It's just against the rules.

electrobanana

People at my work have started putting names on food in the fridge..today i had a tuna sandwich called kevin...









gets coat..

cryano

electrobanana wrote: »

People at my work have started putting names on food in the fridge..today i had a tuna sandwich called kevin...









gets coat..

Can believe someone beat me to this joke.

sdanseo

Could be worse - if you'd chosen to bring a box of any half-decent cereal to work they probably would have stolen the whole lot.

A lucky escape, AND you can bear the tastelessness of those shrivelled rice yokes. You have it easy mate.

WoollyRedHat

Twee. wrote: »

I was so tired on Tuesday morning I tried to pour my Rice Krispies in a glass instead of a bowl. They went everywhere. I know how it feels to lose some ricey goodness.

It's the terrible clean-up that gets me So small but yet so messy!

Nodin

Guill wrote: »

For years i've seen post about people complaining that co-workers have stolen their food from the canteen fridge. I laughed, I didn't care. Sure it's only food? right?

NOT RIGHT. I came into work yesterday and someone had been at my Rice Krispies. Now the thing is, i wouldn't mind if someone had forgotten to bring their lunch with them and was stuck so decided to tak a bowl and leave me a note or send me a mail to let me know, but this was worse.

Whatever low life did this did not just take a bowl of ricey goodness, no, they put the box back into the press open, the prick didn't even roll the plastic inner bag up!! So here i am trying to choke down a bowl of half stale Krispies. When i poured the milk on I got a faint Snap and Crackle but there wasn't a Pop to be found.

I can't get my head around this, what sort of ill bred b*stard can't have the sense to close up the box, if he did I probably wouldn't have noticed!

I will avenge this.

In a way I'm glad this rather dissappointing thread isn't the toilet related disaster I thought it might be.

Guill

sdeire wrote: »

Could be worse - if you'd chosen to bring a box of any half-decent cereal to work they probably would have stolen the whole lot.

A lucky escape, AND you can bear the tastelessness of those shrivelled rice yokes. You have it easy mate.

:eek:


I always said that you had no taste....:D

Duiske

I'd booby trap the box with a giant turd and put it back.

deisedave

Guill wrote: »

First world problem alright.

Why do people say this trying to sound smart, we live in the first world so all our problems are first world. If you want third world problems go post on boards.africa

holystungun9

Re: revenge..

Go for a wander in the mountains and gather up lots of sheep sh1t pebbles. Bring home and paint rice crispy colour. Now set up your dummy rice crispies in an original packet. Steer clear of canteen and wait a while.

This cannot fail.

Joe10000

Completely out of order,

irelandspurs

We once had a plumber on site that kept eating all our stuff so one night we had a bag of mixed nuts and each of us got one of them brazil nuts and rubbed it between our bum cheeks and put back into bag.
Walked in the next morning to find the plumber munching away on them.

Agent Smith

Guill wrote: »

For years i've seen post about people complaining that co-workers have stolen their food from the canteen fridge. I laughed, I didn't care. Sure it's only food? right?

NOT RIGHT. I came into work yesterday and someone had been at my Rice Krispies. Now the thing is, i wouldn't mind if someone had forgotten to bring their lunch with them and was stuck so decided to tak a bowl and leave me a note or send me a mail to let me know, but this was worse.

Whatever low life did this did not just take a bowl of ricey goodness, no, they put the box back into the press open, the prick didn't even roll the plastic inner bag up!! So here i am trying to choke down a bowl of half stale Krispies. When i poured the milk on I got a faint Snap and Crackle but there wasn't a Pop to be found.

I can't get my head around this, what sort of ill bred b*stard can't have the sense to close up the box, if he did I probably wouldn't have noticed!

I will avenge this.

Next time, bring cocopops....

Guill

deisedave wrote: »

Why do people say this trying to sound smart, we live in the first world so all our problems are first world. If you want third world problems go post on boards.africa

Therefore it is a first world problem!

Agent Smith wrote: »

Next time, bring cocopops....

Too sweet for my liking. Also, i'd be embarrased eating them in front of everyone. The stick i got when i arrived on with Rice Krispies was enough!

Agent Smith

Guill wrote: »

Therefore it is a first world problem!




Too sweet for my liking. Also, i'd be embarrased eating them in front of everyone. The stick i got when i arrived on with Rice Krispies was enough!

i'm sick of taking someone elses rice krispies


some varaity man!

hawkelady

Make sure you find the cereal rapist!!

Sindri

Just tell the teacher.

Cee-Jay-Cee

Watch 'Falling Down' It will provide you with the answers you require.

Caoimhín

Twee. wrote: »

I was so tired on Tuesday morning I tried to pour my Rice Krispies in a glass instead of a bowl. They went everywhere. I know how it feels to lose some ricey goodness.

I once buttered the bread and THEN put it in the toaster.

Quite nice actually.

Brendog

You stole my sandwich? MY SANDWICH!!!

crazygeryy

Guill wrote: »

For years i've seen post about people complaining that co-workers have stolen their food from the canteen fridge. I laughed, I didn't care. Sure it's only food? right?

NOT RIGHT. I came into work yesterday and someone had been at my Rice Krispies. Now the thing is, i wouldn't mind if someone had forgotten to bring their lunch with them and was stuck so decided to tak a bowl and leave me a note or send me a mail to let me know, but this was worse.

Whatever low life did this did not just take a bowl of ricey goodness, no, they put the box back into the press open, the prick didn't even roll the plastic inner bag up!! So here i am trying to choke down a bowl of half stale Krispies. When i poured the milk on I got a faint Snap and Crackle but there wasn't a Pop to be found.

I can't get my head around this, what sort of ill bred b*stard can't have the sense to close up the box, if he did I probably wouldn't have noticed!

I will avenge this.

You've a lot to be worried about.

BackScrub

Nothing irritates me more at work than people coming to work in the morning and starting the working day by guzzling down a bowl of cereal.

Eat your shaggin' breakfast at home FFS. OP If I was your boss I'd turf you and the Rice Krispies out of the place.