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Just broke up with the woman...

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  • 12-01-2012 2:44am
    #1
    Tonto86
    Registered Users Posts: 731 ✭✭✭


    .... bit bummed but its for the best.

    I think she was the one people we're talkin about when they coined the phrase "bitches be crazy"


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    MrStuffins
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    "The woman"

    "Bitch...."


    Looks like she dodged a bullet!


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    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Get sh1tfaced and have a curry


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    LighterGuy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    Tonto86 wrote: »
    .... bit bummed but its for the best.
    I think she was the one people we're talkin about when they coined the phrase "bitches be crazy"

    Well man, this is after hours.
    You are going to get blasted and the first page will be full of nothing but whats known as 'thank whore' posts.

    You are best off making a thread in Relationship issues or not at all. Being honest, the latter is best ;)


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    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    AngryBollix wrote: »
    Get sh1tfaced and have a curry

    Some curries can do that to you.


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    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Sindri wrote: »
    Some curries can do that to you.

    Them balti boyos can be tough on the aul rectum alright


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    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    "The woman"

    "Bitch...."


    Looks like she dodged a bullet!

    Or maybe she was a bitch.


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    mark5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭mark5


    were ya in love


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    #9
    Tonto86
    Registered Users Posts: 731 ✭✭✭Tonto86


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    "Bitch...."

    *bitches


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    MrStuffins
    Registered Users Posts: 19,151 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    "The woman"

    "Bitch...."


    Looks like she dodged a bullet!
    Logical Fallacy wrote: »
    Or maybe she was a bitch.

    By saying "maybe she was a bitch" are you implying that maybe she wasn't a woman?


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    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    AngryBollix wrote: »
    Thats sh1tarsed

    Oh no my friend. Particularly spicy curries and particularly violent bowel movements.


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    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    LighterGuy wrote: »
    Well man, this is after hours.
    You are going to get blasted and the first page will be full of nothing but whats known as 'thank whore' posts.

    You are best off making a thread in Relationship issues or not at all. Being honest, the latter is best ;)

    Ideally with piss.

    Maybe even with sh1t if the curry does its job


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    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    By saying "maybe she was a bitch" are you implying that maybe she wasn't a woman?

    Possibly. Everyone on the internet (even if just mentioned) is male until proven otherwise tbh.


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    MrStuffins
    Registered Users Posts: 19,151 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Logical Fallacy wrote: »
    Possibly. Everyone on the internet (even if just mentioned) is male until proven otherwise tbh.

    You don't have to tell me. I've been burned by certain "specialist" websites so many times!


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    #15
    mandate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22 ✭mandate


    picture her sitting on the toilet, always a good way of getting over somone


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    Tonto86
    Registered Users Posts: 731 ✭✭✭Tonto86


    Logical Fallacy wrote: »
    Or maybe she was a bitch.

    ah no, she wasnt a bitch.

    Just had serious baggage, was liable to fly off the handle over nothin... was gettin too much to handle


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    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Logical Fallacy wrote: »
    Possibly. Everyone on the internet (even if just mentioned) is male until proven otherwise tbh.

    He did say he was bummed.


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    #18
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Tonto86 wrote: »
    ah no, she wasnt a bitch.

    Just had serious baggage, was liable to fly off the handle over nothin... was gettin too much to handle

    Dont they all


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    #19
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    SARKYYYYYYYYY


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    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Tonto86 wrote: »
    *bitches
    LighterGuy wrote: »
    Well man, this is after hours.

    Not anymore!:pac:
    LighterGuy wrote: »
    You are going to get blasted and the first page will be full of nothing but whats known as 'thank whore' posts.

    Fixed!:D
    LighterGuy wrote: »
    You are best off making a thread in Relationship issues or not at all. Being honest, the latter is best ;)

    Nesting.....Sarky to the nest....Sarky to the nest.....

    It may take a little time, but Sarky will attend to your sore spot Tonto.:(


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    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Hot Lips wrote: »
    Not anymore!:pac:



    Fixed!:D



    Nesting.....Sarky to the nest....Sarky to the nest.....

    It may take a little time, but Sarky will attend to your sore spot Tonto.:(


    You scared me :( bringing that over here


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    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    chucken1 wrote: »
    SARKYYYYYYYYY

    Forgot the Mega fone,

    THANKS!


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    #23
    Tonto86
    Registered Users Posts: 731 ✭✭✭Tonto86


    wat the sweet fúck is sarky?!

    sounds like a french perverted seagul


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    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Tonto86 wrote: »
    wat the sweet fúck is sarky?!

    sounds like a french perverted seagul


    He could be :(

    scared-hitty-500x375.jpg


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    #25
    SteelyDanJalapeno
    Registered Users Posts: 14,243 ✭✭✭✭SteelyDanJalapeno


    Vindaloo now there's a great curry


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    #26
    Tonto86
    Registered Users Posts: 731 ✭✭✭Tonto86


    damn i really want a curry now...


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    #27
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Hot Lips wrote: »
    Forgot the Mega fone,

    THANKS!


    You're welcome :)


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    #28
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Tonto86 wrote: »
    damn i really want a curry now...

    *sigh* I'll cook so

    3110051896_d5efd6ef18.jpg


    Now...feeling better?


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    #29
    flanders1979
    Closed Accounts Posts: 638 ✭✭✭flanders1979


    dont burn your bridges, break up sex can be a bonus. If you start bitchin about her you might never get to ride her friends. Im no master swordsman but Im no fool either.


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    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    "The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated."
    Mark Twain


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    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    I just hope one day Sharky grows a pair and bites back. :mad:


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