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Hewers in nightclubs

  • 09-01-2012 1:38am
    #1
    EdenHazard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭EdenHazard


    Was meetin this one the other night(average at best) but anyway meetin her go over to the couch and she goes and starts unbuckling my belt....hate that stuff, no place for it in a nightclub you idiot! What a sad exuse for a girl. More self respect needed.

    Am I wrong?


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  • #2
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Tough life isnt it eden:p


  • #3
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    Good lad.


  • #4
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Not so subtle bragging thread


  • #5
    seantorious
    Closed Accounts Posts: 193 ✭✭seantorious


    Bit forward wasn't she! As you said you just met.


  • #6
    EdenHazard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭EdenHazard


    She was wrecked I'm not bragging. When am very locked I just go for anyone, pullin mingers left right and centre.


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  • #7
    hefferboi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭hefferboi


    I love it.


  • #8
    phoenix833
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 211 ✭✭phoenix833


    Trying to steal your belt. Hewer is right.


  • #9
    Schism
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    Professional soccer players these days, the things they get up to.


  • #10
    oppenheimer1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,084 ✭✭✭oppenheimer1


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    Was meetin this one the other night(average at best) but anyway meetin her go over to the couch and she goes and starts unbuckling my belt....hate that stuff, no place for it in a nightclub you idiot! What a sad exuse for a girl. More self respect needed.

    Am I wrong?

    Meetin?


  • #11
    RickRoll
    Closed Accounts Posts: 232 ✭✭RickRoll


    What's a Hewer?


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  • #12
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    thats nice


  • #13
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Men these days want a mother not some cheap hussy, totally right Eden.


  • #14
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    I has a dream like that once too.


  • #15
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Do you get your car insurance from Wandirect?


  • #16
    Aenaes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,677 ✭✭✭Aenaes


    What nightclub again?


  • #17
    The Jammy dodger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 658 ✭✭✭The Jammy dodger


    Girl needs help in recognising her own worth and that it's wrong. I think she is better off without a person who fails to help her see that and just calls her a hewer instead.


  • #18
    Schism
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    oppenheimer1 wrote: »
    Meetin?

    Meetin' Verb:

    1. Kissing.
    2. Wearin' the face off of.


  • #19
    EdenHazard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭EdenHazard


    The Jammy dodger wrote: »
    Girl needs help in recognising her own worth and that it's wrong. I think she is better off without a person who fails to help her see that and just calls her a hewer instead.

    She's a randomer I just met in there, I'm not gonna lecture her over at the couches, when she realised she was getting nowhere she got up and left.


  • #20
    Fourteen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 150 ✭✭Fourteen


    Self-esteem issues?

    Niiice.


  • #21
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    More self respect needed.

    Am I wrong?

    you're not wrong.
    EdenHazard wrote: »
    She was wrecked I'm not bragging. When am very locked I just go for anyone, pullin mingers left right and centre.

    and yet she's the hewer?


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  • #22
    The Jammy dodger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 658 ✭✭✭The Jammy dodger


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    She's a randomer I just met in there, I'm not gonna lecture her over at the couches, when she realised she was getting nowhere she got up and left.
    Was meetin this one the other night

    The beginning of your post had this in it. And the way it looked to me was like you was already meeting up for a date or something.


  • #23
    EdenHazard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭EdenHazard


    Haha ye a meet is just a meet tho, Its not like im goin around givin lick outs(yuk)


  • #24
    The Jammy dodger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 658 ✭✭✭The Jammy dodger


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    Haha ye a meet is just a meet tho, Its not like im goin around givin lick outs(yuk)

    ah...''meet''...is this the culchies equivalent to the british snog?


  • #25
    EdenHazard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭EdenHazard


    Culchie? Im from south dublin, its what everyone says here, since i was like 11


  • #26
    myflipflops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭myflipflops


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    Culchie? Im from south dublin, its what everyone says here, since i was like 11

    It's what everyone else stopped saying when they turned 12.


  • #27
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    Culchie? Im from south dublin, its what everyone says here, since i was like 11
    It might take a while to take off everywhere else - it's only been a year.


  • #28
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    RickRoll wrote: »
    What's a Hewer?

    A woman of the sewer.

    But really a play on the word "whore".


  • #29
    stacexD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 587 ✭✭✭stacexD


    Meetin' was the term before shiftin' took over


  • #30
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    -would ya shift me mate?
    -a forklift wouldn't shift her


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  • #31
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    -would ya shift me mate?
    -a forklift wouldn't shift her


  • #32
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    stacexD wrote: »
    Meetin' was the term before shiftin' took over

    Dublin is the only place I have ever heard it. Shiftin or tackling anywhere I have been!


  • #33
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    Was meetin this one the other night(average at best) but anyway meetin her go over to the couch and she goes and starts unbuckling my belt....hate that stuff, no place for it in a nightclub you idiot! What a sad exuse for a girl. More self respect needed.

    Am I wrong?

    Did you let her go for it anyway?


  • #34
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Go to bed OP, you're back in school tomorrow.


  • #35
    EdenHazard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭EdenHazard


    the moral of the story is if you wanna **** theres hewers out there ready to give it to you


  • #36
    EdenHazard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭EdenHazard


    WindSock wrote: »
    Did you let her go for it anyway?

    No, that be selling out on everything I believed on.


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  • #37
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    wow? really? honest injin? golly gee thanks mister!


  • #38
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    No, that be selling out on everything I believed on.


    100%?


  • #39
    LighterGuy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    This thread reminds me of Barcode :pac:

    Every week you'd have people getting blown or shagging. Be it in the toilets, the upstairs arcade type place or just anywhere on the grounds :pac:


  • #40
    myflipflops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭myflipflops


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    No, that be selling out on everything I believed on.

    The full extent of your belief system is not letting random women w*nk you off in public??


  • #41
    EdenHazard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭EdenHazard


    Yes, yes it is.


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  • #42
    Tesco Massacre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 814 ✭✭✭Tesco Massacre


    myflipflops wrote: »
    The full extent of your belief system is not letting random women w*nk you off in public??

    A man's gotta have his beliefs, leave him alone!


  • #43
    Mr. Rager
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭Mr. Rager


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    the moral of the story is if you wanna **** theres hewers out there ready to give it to you
    It was a free ****, and you passed it down. Shame on you. You probably ruined her night.

    Handjobs, taking the work out of ****, that's the American dream.


  • #44
    stacexD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 587 ✭✭✭stacexD


    Local-womanizer wrote: »
    Dublin is the only place I have ever heard it. Shiftin or tackling anywhere I have been!
    I'm from cork!
    Even the teachers used to know what it meant in school a few years ago


  • #45
    Erica<3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 384 ✭✭Erica<3


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    Was meetin this one the other night(average at best) but anyway meetin her go over to the couch and she goes and starts unbuckling my belt....hate that stuff, no place for it in a nightclub you idiot! What a sad exuse for a girl. More self respect needed.

    Am I wrong?

    :eek: that's very trashy indeed... Wouldn't catch me doing that anyway!


  • #46
    lecker Hendl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 409 ✭✭lecker Hendl


    Erica<3 wrote: »
    :eek: that's very trashy indeed... Wouldn't catch me doing that anyway!

    wouldn't catch you...hmm stealth hands


  • #47
    paperwork
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 146 ✭✭paperwork


    You'd think you'd have a bit of empathy!
    She just had the horn, imagine if when you had the horn you could come on to anyone as strong as you like without it being considered harassment!


  • #48
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    Was meetin this one the other night(average at best) but anyway meetin her go over to the couch and she goes and starts unbuckling my belt....hate that stuff, no place for it in a nightclub you idiot! What a sad exuse for a girl. More self respect needed.

    Am I wrong?

    Pics Or G...


  • #49
    Mr.Biscuits
    Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Mr.Biscuits


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    Was meetin this one the other night(average at best) but anyway meetin her go over to the couch and she goes and starts unbuckling my belt....hate that stuff, no place for it in a nightclub you idiot! What a sad exuse for a girl. More self respect needed.

    You buy a straw hat and a choc ice everytime you're in Dublin, don't ya?


  • #50
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    RickRoll wrote: »
    What's a Hewer?
    Its the mafia way of saying whore.


  • #51
    Feeona
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭Feeona


    I don't know, I think the most shocking aspect of this is that the OP managed to get a belt on without opposable thumbs.


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