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If you had to chance,what animal would you try to domesticate?

  • 05-01-2012 05:36PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4


    think id go with a zebra


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Polar Bear.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    A man


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 267 ✭✭Tom


    The common or garden Skanger


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Women :p






    Did I really post that :confused:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Wolf


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    great white shark....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,067 ✭✭✭Gunmonkey


    Bigfoot.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    hondasam wrote: »
    A man
    I like your attitude you can domesticate me anytime ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Tyrannosaurus Rex.

    I'd like to put a saddle on one so we could run through town on a Saturday night ripping people to shreds.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,375 ✭✭✭DoesNotCompute


    Pterydactyl.

    Get it to swoop in and slice heads off random ppl, (a la Starship Troopers) for the craic


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Tyrannosaurus Rex.

    I'd like to put a saddle on one so we could run through town on a Saturday night ripping people to shreds.
    I'd like to watch you put the saddle on. From a distance.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 553 ✭✭✭ThePower11


    A giraffe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,463 ✭✭✭Antomus Prime


    Tyrannosaurus Rex.

    I'd like to put a saddle on one so we could run through town on a Saturday night ripping people to shreds.

    Thats not very domesticated is it??

    I'd chose A Liger!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Blue whale, I could keep him in my bath.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Blue whale, I could keep him in my bath.

    But you can't bring him for a walk.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Walking is for chumps.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,062 ✭✭✭number10a


    A weasel could be handy for sorting out plumbing problems.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    think id go with a zebra


    Everything is so black and white in your world, ain't it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Animal from the muppets.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,646 ✭✭✭Downlinz


    Komodo Dragon trained to guard the house.

    Imagine a burgular breaks in and gets a FACE FULL OF DRAGON. The best part is their poison bite takes time to take effect so when the burglar collapses and dies they'll have already fled the scene and won't mess up your carpet.


    It may not be ideal to have around children.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    A mermaid.

    Keep that beatch in a pond and feed her fish fingers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 577 ✭✭✭Typewriter


    Ha!

    I miss-read the total as "decimate" I read the first page thinking WTF??? Who wants to shag a Zebra or a Polar Bear?

    Its was only on the second page I realised. :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    Wolf

    That's been done. We now call them dogs...

    Polar bears... hell yes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    Gorilla. So smart


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭desertcircus


    Honey badger. Nothing would beat a honey badger. They're poison-proof, almost bulletproof, and pick fights with cobras for no other reason than they don't like them. Train a honeybadger to watch over your house and all you'd need would be a sign saying BEWARE OF THE HONEYBADGER and a brief description of the thing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 817 ✭✭✭Mr Magners


    A Giraffe, they rock.

    Handy to get stuff out of the attic too


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Snooki! I could then play with her:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,205 ✭✭✭Benny_Cake


    A mermaid.

    Keep that beatch in a pond and feed her fish fingers.

    Top part woman and bottom part fish, or the other way around?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭Missmiddleton


    A tiger or a lion. I'm sure they're friendly darlings once you get to know them


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Caveman1


    A mermaid.

    Keep that beatch in a pond and feed her fish fingers.

    But how would you get you fingers fishy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 187 ✭✭Viral Vector


    Tyrannosaurus Rex.

    I'd like to put a saddle on one so we could run through town on a Saturday night ripping people to shreds.
    Someone's been watching too many episodes of Dinoriders!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnHuNUNV0BE

    I'd domesticate a monkey and call him Jojo and get him to steal some day old donuts for me!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭Shane-KornSpace


    A tiger. nobody would fukc with my house!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,916 ✭✭✭RonMexico


    Kerry Katona. Keep her on a leash in the yard and throw her boxes of pre-cooked Iceland ****e when she starts whining.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,447 ✭✭✭Calhoun




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    pigmy elephants. hurry up dna splicing and allow us to create these!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    A gorilla. Laid back but could rip out your arms if it was in the mood.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 773 ✭✭✭Wetai


    Something in the tiger family/polar bear.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    A Honey Badger, but alas no one could tame that beast.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭Sulmac


    Penguin.

    Imagine one of those waddling around the house!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 618 ✭✭✭Carter P Fly


    a koala


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    A Dragon

    that would be so great! Flying around on my own dragon! Plus he can blow fire! instant heat! I'll save a bomb by not needing central heating.



    *Did not just watch 'How to train your dragon' :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭Captain Graphite


    Either a panda ('cause they're ridiculously cute, if somewhat vicious) or an ostrich ('cause they're badass. And I know ostriches can be farmed but they're never entirely tamed as far as I know.)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 693 ✭✭✭slippy wicket


    Spread wrote: »
    Snooki! I could then play with her:D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxKjga305cY


    :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 620 ✭✭✭Laika1986


    A Pegasus would be ideal for flying down to the shops


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    An owl - YOu'd could fly on its back to the shops and it could tear a burglar apart if he/she tried to break in.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Wolf, fantastic animal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,901 ✭✭✭Gunslinger92


    Tiger, or a penguin, or a panda, or a koala or a dolphin if I had a massive pool.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11 RUSSER


    My WIFE.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,976 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Any of our current government ministers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    I would love a pet fox, I know where there is a jouvenile in my locality that you can hand feed. It took a dish of dog food from me one night. I won't disclose his location for obvious reasons.


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