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Competition: Variations on a theme 7 (Photo)

  • 05-01-2012 04:57PM
    #1
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,194 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    After a year off, VOAT is back.

    WTF is VOAT?
    An informal short story competition open to anyone with a boards account.

    "Back", you say?
    Yup, there were seven previous incarnations of the competition in 2010 and due to popular demand/lack of anything better to do, it's been relaunched for 2012.

    Cool. So is this a regular thing or...?
    Hopefully. It all depends on how interested everyone is in keeping it going.

    It's for established writers though, right? I haven't written anything in years and even then it was just a best man speech. People laughed, but they were pretty drunk.
    There's no money involved so that rules out most of the big Nobel/Booker nominees. There's no better way to find out if you have some sort of talent than by posting up something you've written for other people to look at. It could be the start of something you've always wanted to get into. Besides, we need someone to come last.

    Where can I see previous rounds so I know what I'm up against?
    Search for variations on a theme and you'll see all the discussion threads of rounds 1 to 6. There was even a 3.5 for reasons we won't go into.

    To see the stories themselves, search this forum for short story competition and you should find threads like this (1), this (6) and this (3.5)


    Pfff, every one of those is hopeless. Where do I sign up?
    Just follow the instructions below.

    There's no way in hell I could write anything that good but I'm nothing if not a masochist. Where do I sign up?
    Just follow the instructions below.


    Instructions for use
    You will write a short story of no more than 2000 words. The story should be in some way inspired by this image
    6640605851_8086731f3e.jpg

    If that's not showing up for you, you can see it at this link:
    http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7151/6640605851_8086731f3e.jpg

    If you still can't see it, first stop using Lynx browser then imagine a large boat in motion, view from the deck and looking out past a smoking mustard and blue coloured chimney stack. There is a helipad in the foreground. The image was chosen at random from flickr. It was the second image picked. The first was a nudey lady. Your story may also feature nudey ladies but it is not a prerequisite.

    Once you're done, send me a PM with the story. If it's too big to fit in a PM, break it up or PM me a link to a version of it online or something. Do not post it in the thread.

    The closing date for competition entries is midnight GMT on the 22nd of January. I'll be accepting submissions via PM as of today. Voting will run from the 23rd to the 31st of January.

    As is the rule, all votes must be accompanied by a post on the thread giving feedback to at least one of the stories, although obviously the more time you take to give your impressions the more the writers will benefit.

    Please post in here with any queries on the competition itself.
    Please do not post pieces directly in the thread.

    Best of luck!


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    Has it been a year? :confused:


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,194 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    I didn't think it had but Version 6 was in November 2010


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,969 ✭✭✭✭alchemist33


    I couldn't see who wrote story 3 in competition 6, but they wrote a tremendous story. That's a very high bar.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 55,716 ✭✭✭✭Mr E


    That was Antilles...... yeah, scary good. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,969 ✭✭✭✭alchemist33


    Maybe his keyboard will be broken this month...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    I didn't think it had but Version 6 was in November 2010

    I think you mean relaunched for 2012 in the first post!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 55,716 ✭✭✭✭Mr E


    No word limit mentioned in OP. 2000?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    Mr E wrote: »
    No word limit mentioned in OP. 2000?

    First sentence under "Instructions for use" :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 55,716 ✭✭✭✭Mr E


    I blame old age. :)

    Looking forward to this....


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  • Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Vivian Squeaking Racist


    Mr E wrote: »
    I blame old age. :)

    Looking forward to this....

    i missed it as well, i was going to ask :o

    i duno if i can manage this but sure... we'll see!


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,194 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    One week to go. Anyone written anything?


  • Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Vivian Squeaking Racist


    no
    cant see that changing for me...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    Nope, but I'm just back from hols!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 55,716 ✭✭✭✭Mr E


    Wrote a nice opening, now I've no idea where to go! :)

    Must do some old fashioned brainstorming. I hope to submit something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 424 ✭✭meganj


    Tis very quiet in work at the moment so I just might take a crack at this...

    Well I say that, but already the tightness in my chest is building from the threat of ridicule... The HORROR!!


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,194 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    meganj wrote: »
    Tis very quiet in work at the moment so I just might take a crack at this...

    Well I say that, but already the tightness in my chest is building from the threat of ridicule... The HORROR!!

    Take it and run with it. Go meta - a story about a panic-stricken author... on some sort of military vessel.


  • Subscribers Posts: 19,421 ✭✭✭✭Oryx


    Ive been away too long. Only saw this now!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    Ditto Oryx.

    Was just thinking of these competitions this afternoon actually!


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 17,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭Das Kitty


    Just spotted this today.

    Can it be done I wonder?

    Just to make sure, midnight on the 22nd: that means I can submit on Saturday? 00:00 can be tricky.


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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,194 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    You can submit it right now if you like, just no later than the deadline.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 17,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭Das Kitty


    You can submit it right now if you like, just no later than the deadline.

    Oh I know, I was just wondering if the deadline is at the end of the day, or the start of the day on Saturday. End, I'm guessing?


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,194 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Midnight on Sunday the 22nd, just before the clock ticks over into Monday :)


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 17,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭Das Kitty


    Midnight on Sunday the 22nd, just before the clock ticks over into Monday :)

    Ha ha, totally forgot that there was a 20th of the month. I really need to start sleeping more! So I have a day more than I thought.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,194 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Das Kitty wrote: »
    Ha ha, totally forgot that there was a 20th of the month. I really need to start sleeping more! So I have a day more than I thought.

    Spend it sleeping!


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 17,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭Das Kitty


    Spend it sleeping!

    I wish! So I have my idea now and I'm going to churn out a first draft tonight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Besides, we need someone to come last.

    LOL. Might give this a go


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    Got any submissions yet, Pickarooney?


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,194 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    I have enough for a poll...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    You'll have mine before midnight :)


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