If you knew that the world would end in 1 hour, what would you do?

Copper_pipe

Id punch someone in the face for starters

Crazy Horse 6

Cut the grass in the back garden

Red_Wake

Copper_pipe wrote: »

Id punch someone in the face for starters

That's not you John is it?

chin_grin

Copper_pipe wrote: »

Id punch someone in the face for starters

No you wouldn't. You'd probably run around in a panic like the mob mentality we are or ring everyone you know and say goodbye.

Or fap.

Dravokivich

Put on a clean pair of underwear.

Biggins

Have a last good meal around a table with my wife and kids.
Try telling as many happy jokes as possible to the kids at the table, tell them (and my wife) I love them and try to make sure that the last image in my mind as I die, was of them smiling and laughing.

Kells...

I'd sit at home and fall asleep listening to the RHCP
Then die asleep.

Littlehorny

must get that pile of ironing done.

Guy:Incognito

Count to 3600

Biggins wrote: »

my wife) I love them .

A liar to the last, sh Biggins ?

kfallon

Try and get me hole!

denhaagenite

Call my husband and try to make my way to him and get superdog along the way somehow. He works about an hour away so I would probably also be hysterical at the prospect of never seeing him again. Probably would hug superdog alot too, as she's super.

It's a horrible thought us all being so far from eachother in the event of that happening though, I'd really just want us all to be at home with the curtains closed.

chin_grin

kfallon wrote: »

Try and get me hole!

Remember you've an hour! How fast of a mover are ye? And you can't use any drugs cos that's cheating (and immoral).

cloud493

Try and have sex with a woman. More likely I'd just panic like everyone else really.

Dyr

I'd saunter down to the Celtic Whiskey Shop..blow a couple of grand on one of their more exclusive irish whiskeys, raise a glass of it at the stroke of the hour and exclaim "cheers...(damn fine whiskey sir, damn fine)"

Might as well go out classy

biko

Biggins wrote: »

Have a last good meal around a table with my wife and kids.
Try telling as many happy jokes as possible to the kids at the table, tell them (and my wife) I love them and try to make sure that the last image in my mind as I die, was of them smiling and laughing.

Biggins, you're much too sensible for this forum sometimes

Conbhar

Probably try my hardest to find a priest and confess all my sins so i can get a easy passage into heaven (if u believe in that sota thing) and then run home to the family. Boring i know.

leggit

find the sexy thai girl in work and give her a rattle

admiralofthefleet

leggit wrote: »

find the sexy thai girl in work and give him a rattle

fyp

me, id fap

chin_grin

leggit wrote: »

find the sexy thai girl in work and give her a rattle

Jaysus I'd get on to HR if they're employing babies. Child labour laws are being broken as I type!

giles lynchwood

Nothing because i´m lazy.:cool:

TheZohanS

I'd troll the bejesus out of PI...and maybe have a nice warm cup of heroin.

az2wp0sye65487

Biggins wrote: »

Have a last good meal around a table with my wife and kids.
Try telling as many happy jokes as possible to the kids at the table, tell them (and my wife) I love them and try to make sure that the last image in my mind as I die, was of them smiling and laughing.

GAY! :pac:

Probably do the same as most ...... poo my pants!

44leto

Have a cup of tea and a few bickies and accept my fate.

ectoraige

I'd start a thread on AH asking "If you knew that the world would end in 1 hour, what would you do?".

























Balls.

Mr.Biscuits

Have some biscuits.

syklops

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

fyp

me, id fap

And for the other 58 minutes?

Corvo

Tell the truth all of you! You would try it with a man :eek:

maiden

This is how I would spend the hour if it happened this minute:
''Boys get up outta bed''

2 mins later, ''Boys get up outta the bed''

Grunt, grunt,

''Seriously lads the world is going to end, I want to spend our last mins on earth together'' And your teenage friends have to go home to their mammys''


Roaring laughter coming from room!!!

''I mean it!''

More laughter. Repeat until hour is up!!!

bleg

Panic.

Biggins

biko wrote: »

Biggins, you're much to sensible for this forum sometimes

Normal lunacy has been resumed. Sorry for that momentary slip into mental stability!

Capt'n Midnight

Didn't we already do the rapture ?

Lots of people thought the world was going to end in the past, what did they do ?

DoesNotCompute

Get my hands on the nearest AK47, go on a hunting spree, and take out as many members of Fianna Fail as possible before the world ends

tmc86

Pack my bags

Littlehorny

tmc86 wrote: »

Pack my bags

Jaysus i'd make sure i emptied me bag;)

CathyMoran

Biggins wrote: »

Have a last good meal around a table with my wife and kids.
Try telling as many happy jokes as possible to the kids at the table, tell them (and my wife) I love them and try to make sure that the last image in my mind as I die, was of them smiling and laughing.

Thayt had me in tears, I would do something similar except mine are a bit young yet so I would play with them and hug them.

old hippy

Get a permaban, I reckons

funk-you

In the words of the late, great MJ

"Just - Beat it...Just beat it."

-Funk

az2wp0sye65487

How would you know for sure though? - What if you went and did something ker-azy and then after an hour it turns out to be a false alarm.... ???

pickarooney

Skip to the last episode.

TheBunk1

I'd ring Joe...

al28283

Biggins wrote: »

Have a last good meal around a table with my wife and kids.
Try telling as many happy jokes as possible to the kids at the table, tell them (and my wife) I love them and try to make sure that the last image in my mind as I die, was of them smiling and laughing.

GAY!

Biggins

Liliana Jolly Bacon wrote: »

GAY! :pac:

al28283 wrote: »

GAY!

Well thats two that have possible unresolved inner issues!

Blazer

There's at least 30 gorgeous looking women where I work so I'd start asap on that.
Failing that I'd hop into my car, bomb up the motorway as fast as the car will go and have the music blaring my ears out...preferably with the sound of cop sirens behind me as they try to chase me

Cú Giobach

Open a bottle of nice whiskey, skin up and settle down on a nice high hill with a decent view of the proceedings.

longhalloween

Hookers!!

And listen lads, the best bit is...the best bit...right, is that.... you wouldn't have to pay!!


So long as you lasted the hour...

CucaFace

Id kill myself.

pickarooney

Does everyone else know it's the end of the world in this scenario? It might change things a little.

JerryHandbag

I suppose I'd have a good auld pray

Plazaman

Cú Giobach wrote: »

Open a bottle of nice whiskey, skin up and settle down on a nice high hill with a decent view of the proceedings.

You wouldn't want to be out on a hill in this weather, you'd catch an awful dose of the cold.

Don't know what I do, but I'd be wearing a Tux doing it. You'll always feel better dressed in a Tux (even ye ladies).

Biggins

CucaFace wrote: »

Id kill myself.

That might be a bit premature - it might be cancelled at the last minute!

Cú Giobach

Plazaman wrote: »

You wouldn't want to be out on a hill in this weather, you'd catch an awful dose of the cold.

Don't know what I do, but I'd be wearing a Tux doing it. You'll always feel better dressed in a Tux (even ye ladies).

Hmmm....and if the world ended I guess that would be the end of lemsips, so I'll add a "hot" to whiskey and mittens.

Dressed in your best and prepared to go down as a gentleman.