stranded on a desert island

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4 items only what would ya bring?

Jimmy Iovine

A boat
An oar
Another oar
Sunscreen

DrGreenthumb

a boat, global gps/satalite phone, and that flint thing Bear Grylls has and a knife


beat me to it jimmy thats what I get for thinking about it

pokertalk

ok lets assume your trapped there so

Killer Pigeon

Lube,
A melon (not for consuming),
Pornography,
Food (bar the melon).

chucken1

4 Bear Grillzes

DrGreenthumb

i'm already stranded on a island, no desert to be seen though

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DrGreenthumb wrote: »

a boat, global gps/satalite phone, and that flint thing Bear Grylls has and a knife


beat me to it jimmy thats what I get for thinking about it

your fooked without the ore

chucken1

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Lube,
A melon (not for consuming),
Pornography,
Food (bar the melon).

WD40 obviously

shannon_tek

Solar panel
Tv
Fridge
Ipod

If um going to be stranded I may as well be happy

Jimmy Iovine

pokertalk wrote: »

your fooked without the ore

Iron?

DrGreenthumb

pokertalk wrote: »

your fooked without the ore

i guess you never seen my boat,

http://www.almiyachts.com/luxury-boats/img/luxury_boats_mega.jpg

when you ride in this you never look back in anger

ColeTrain

A crate of beer
20 Benson
A lighter
A pair of jet skis

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Jimmy Iovine wrote: »

Iron?

aye?

DrGreenthumb

ColeTrain wrote: »

A crate of beer
20 Benson
A lighter
A pair of jet skis

why do you need a pair of jet skies

Bullchomper

1) a beer bottle top
2) one mouldy doughnut
3) a very tiny cardboard box
4) a pebble

Killer Pigeon

chucken1 wrote: »

WD40 obviously

WD40 isn't actually a lubricant, it's a solvent.

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ColeTrain wrote: »

A crate of beer
20 Benson
A lighter
A pair of jet skis

greedy fooker even do thats 5 what the hell do ya need 2 jet skis for?one

chucken1

DrGreenthumb wrote: »

why do you need a pair of jet skies

In case one breaks down?

Oranage2

Miranda Kerr
Kim kardashian
Amy childs
Ellen

ColeTrain

DrGreenthumb wrote: »

why do you need a pair of jet skies

Ah damn, just realised I wrote pair

still be good craic to mess around with another one and not care if I crashed it drunk

Napper Hawkins

A '69 Chevy.

My lucky homeless person foot.

Blanchardstown.

A ghost.

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ahh one to carry the beer?

DrGreenthumb

ColeTrain wrote: »

Because if I saw a passing boat I could hang onto it for the craic.

i think you should google jet skis,
then google water skis

chucken1

Oranage2 wrote: »

Miranda Kerr
Kim kardashian
Amy childs
Ellen

Why? :pac:



Dont answer

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Napper Hawkins wrote: »

A 69 Chevy.

My lucky homeless person foot.

Blanchardstown.

A ghost.

blanch ?? really??

ColeTrain

DrGreenthumb wrote: »

i think you should google jet skis,
then google water skis

I had it edited and all. Still, be good craic

chucken1

DrGreenthumb wrote: »

i think you should google jet skis,
then google water skis

shhhhh. A pair of Jet Skis is one item ok

Napper Hawkins

pokertalk wrote: »

blanch ?? really??

I know, I know, everyone knows Blanchardstown doesn't really exist.

My bad.

Chuck Stone

If I had to stay there for 5 years without rescue?

1. Flint stick thingy.

2. Machete.

3. Small knife.

4. Cooking pot.

randylonghorn

A good-looking, short-sighted woman.
A large, well stocked supermarket.
A long-range homing device registered with the USMC.
Plenty of sunscreen.

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Napper Hawkins wrote: »

I know, I know, everyone knows Blanchardstown doesn't really exist.

My bad.

i would leave blanch where it is and take everything else

Ficheall

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVgGfKY91Lg&feature=related

chucken1

randylonghorn wrote: »

A good-looking, short-sighted woman.
A large, well stocked supermarket.
A long-range homing device registered with the USMC.
Plenty of sunscreen.

Check!

gsxr1

All I can think of is my wife and kid.

oh.. and a pen knife.

weird

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randylonghorn wrote: »

A good-looking, short-sighted woman.
A large, well stocked supermarket.
A long-range homing device registered with the USMC.
Plenty of sunscreen.

be careful ya dont have any oil on the island

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gsxr1 wrote: »

All I can think of is my wife and kid.

oh.. and a pen knife.

weird

totally weird;)

Ficheall

gsxr1 wrote: »

All I can think of is my wife and kid.

oh.. and a pen knife.

weird

Your wife would kill you, I'd imagine.

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gsxr1 wrote: »

All I can think of is my wife and kid.

oh.. and a pen knife.

weird

the 4 th thing could be a shovel?

Bullchomper

I eagerly stated my 4 items with zest and gusto, now I'm wondering what on earth I'm doing up at 05.26 talking about what items I would bring to a deserted island with complete strangers... ah - good times.

J. Marston

A volleyball.
An ice skate.
Some videotapes.
And a pocketwatch.

Oranage2

chucken1 wrote: »

Why? :pac:



Dont answer

Ha well Ellen is just hilarious

Ficheall

Paper clip.
Nasal spray.
Tweezers.
MacGyver.

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J. Marston wrote: »

A volleyball.
An ice skate.
Some videotapes.
And a pocketwatch.

survival book page 1 that is

DrGreenthumb

Oranage2 wrote: »

Ha well Ellen is just hilarious

well if the island is prone to flooding your going to need a dyke

Jimmy Iovine

DrGreenthumb wrote: »

well if the island is prone to flooding your going to need a dyke

Genius.

Irish Guitarist

An acoustic guitar
A ladder for propping up against trees and getting coconuts
A tent
A picture of Carol Vorderman

Joe10000

Salt water purifier
Fire starting device
Chain saw
Solar re-charger

fergal.b

1) A roll of clear plastic. With this I can make drinking water and with drinking water I can make beer and wine out of almost anything

2-3) Fishing line and hooks. " Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day,Teach....

4) Leatherman multi-tool - see below

qz

The internet.
Mansion.
Plane.
Sex slave.

travelledpengy

Helicopter
Cat
Dog
Traffic light