My girlfriends dad is plying me with alcohol

Mr.Crinklewood

What do I do. ?

leggo

Don't put out anyway. You'll regret it in the morning.

Hank Scorpio

Use a rubber

Hank Scorpio

double post boards is slow tonight

ladysarastro

Pray he uses lube

mackg

Threesome?

Which one is hotter?

Samich

As long as he hasn't offered you poppers you're grand.

Also boards is **** slow! :mad:

FatherLen

you're getting free booze. shut up complaining

TeddyTedson

Welcome to the family I'd say. He's going to ask you to take her of his hands...*sounds wrong*

bleg

Keep your mouth shut. He's trying to get info out of you!

TeddyTedson

Samich wrote: »

As long as he hasn't offered you poppers you're grand.

Also boards is **** slow! :mad:

What the fook are poppers?

smallBiscuit

Speaking as a father, 'tis often amusing to get the potential son in laws very drunk. Kinda I'm better than you, I can handle my drink type of thing

af_thefragile

WTF is plying??

pdbhp

Pics of your G/F's dad or GTFO

stupidusername

smallBiscuit wrote: »

Speaking as a father, 'tis often amusing to get the potential son in laws very drunk. Kinda I'm better than you, I can handle my drink type of thing

that's ghey.

op, tell us which is better in the sack

mackg

TeddyTedson wrote: »

What the fook are poppers?

Stuff in a jar that leaves off fumes, smell the fumes and you get a bit of a headrush also relaxes the muscles in the ass.

Mr.Crinklewood

Now in the loo. Contemplating jumping out the window. Girlfriend is off to Leixslip with her mum to see her gran.

Clareman

Ask him if he takes it up the @rse after a few vodkas like his daughter.

biko

It's male bonding, nothing to worry about pretty boy.

mackg

Clareman wrote: »

Ask him if he takes it up the @rse after a few vodkas like his daughter.

Or a few gins like his wife.

stupidusername

or compare notes on his daughter

starviewadams

My ex's dad did that,he didn't like me cos I wasn't a rich,rugby playing cúnt so I reckon he was trying to get me pissed to look stupid/prove my un-worthiness for his daughter.

Unfortunately for him I could handle my drink,whereas he'd be ****faced after 3 shots of Jameson and up tripping over the cat or arguing with his wife.

Kevin Duffy

He's cockblocking you to get to your GF. Smash his fúcking face in, only language these people understand.

Clareman

High Five him for teaching your gf how to give great head

johnnyskeleton

Ask for the most expensive whiskey he has eg midleton, then mix it with coke, then tell him it wasn't mixed right and pour yourself another. Keep doing it until you've wasted all his good whiskey.

Then when the bottle is empty throw it over your shoulder and say "that's my plan for your daughter".

sandmanporto

starviewadams wrote: »

My ex's dad did that,he didn't like me cos I wasn't a rich,rugby playing cúnt so I reckon he was trying to get me pissed to look stupid/prove my un-worthiness for his daughter.

Unfortunately for him I could handle my drink,whereas he'd be ****faced after 3 shots of Jameson and up tripping over the cat or arguing with his wife.

Prove him wrong.

The King of Moo

Sorry OP, he clearly doesn't think you're good enough for his little girl:

He's North by Northwesting you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a-j3MJflNI

Clareman

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

Ask for the most expensive whiskey he has eg midleton, then mix it with coke, then tell him it wasn't mixed right and pour yourself another. Keep doing it until you've wasted all his good whiskey.

Then when the bottle is empty throw it over your shoulder and say "that's my plan for your daughter".

Nah, tell him you like your drink like you like his daughter, mixed with coke

TheBody

You'd want to be careful he doesn't leave you with an arse like the Japanese flag!!

mattjack

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Now in the loo. Contemplating jumping out the window. Girlfriend is off to Leixslip with her mum to see her gran.

A likely story....there's nowhere called Leixslip or Leixlip for that matter....Ask about his daughters previous boyfriends .

johnnyskeleton

Clareman wrote: »

Nah, tell him you like your drink like you like his daughter,

Widely available in pubs and clubs nationwide without discrimination on race gender or class grounds?

woodoo

He is going to get you drunk and then rile you up and test you.

Don't punch him or call his daughter a slag and you'll be fine

Clareman

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

Widely available in pubs and clubs nationwide without discrimination on race gender or class grounds?

I presume you mean the daughter, cause a lot of pubs and clubs now stock Pepsi

Johnny Foreigner

TeddyTedson wrote: »

What the fook are poppers?

Amyl Nitrate.
(Muscle relaxant).

mackg

Johnny Foreigner wrote: »

Amyl Nitrate.
(Muscle relaxant).

I never knew that's what they were, heard of amyls but never made the connection.

Fourteen

I wonder if OP is still alive.

MrPirate

Half expecting a post from OP in the morning saying something like "Ow, my @ss" or along those lines.:pac:

TeddyTedson

mackg wrote: »

Stuff in a jar that leaves off fumes, smell the fumes and you get a bit of a headrush also relaxes the muscles in the ass.

Just your average household groceries then