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2012 Apocalypse

  • 01-01-2012 6:38pm
    #1
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭


    How do you think the world's going to end this year?

    Rapture?

    Velocirapture?

    Hail of cake?

    Plain old boring thermonuclear war?


Comments

  • #2
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I'm not ready to die yet, I have load of things I want to do.
    Thanks for spoiling my day.


  • #3
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    an outbreak of crocodile flu


  • #4
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    How ever it happens I'm blaming Teddy :pac:


  • #5
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I'm blaming the snow


  • #6
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    I shall go with the return of Jesus, better start praying or Jesus Is gonna f*ck you up.


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  • #7
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    hondasam wrote: »
    I'm blaming the snow

    now thats just silly talk..

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEyIxUTwRFE


  • #8
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Why should I rely on the word of the Mayans? Or other dead men? World will not end in rapture Rapture is just when we escape and leave the rest of you behind to deal with the horrors of the times. ;):p So cheer up.


  • #9
    MidnightQueen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,601 ✭✭✭MidnightQueen


    The cabbage patch dolls will take over the world. :rolleyes:


  • #10
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Rape-ture? I'm not sure how it would work exactly, but it doesn't sound very pleasant.


  • #11
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Rape-ture and famine and all other sorts of evilness is what happens on Earth after I and the others leave- and I haven't left yet- I'll let you know...;) Don't worry too much tho in the end we win.:) But the Mayans didn't really say the world was gonna end only there would be changes (and someone was coming back:eek:) Are you ready for change? Change is good right? RIGHT?:pac:


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  • #12
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Wouldn't have been so much better if the apocalypse was in 2013 instead. Feckin' Mayo Calender.


  • #13
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    mmm cake


  • #14
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,854 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I have found the harbinger:
    2012-01-02.jpg


  • #15
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    If it's Jesus, he's gonna get such a slap. I prayed for that pony for years, damn it.


  • #16
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,854 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    You prayed for an eight-legged pony with burning eyes?


  • #17
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Does he have spinnerets on his butt?


  • #18
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,854 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    That could make for problems when cleaning up after him


  • #19
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    But how does he make his web?


  • #20
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,854 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    That's a question I don't want answered


  • #21
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    maybe he could use the spinnerets to make a tidy little bundle and that way clean up after himself. What's his name anyway?


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  • #22
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,854 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    her name is Spinnerette


  • #23
    paddy kerins
    Site Banned Posts: 1,856 ✭✭✭paddy kerins


    Death by stereo I'd imagine


  • #24
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    You prayed for an eight-legged pony with burning eyes?

    Don't be silly. You pray to Odin for a Sleipnir.


  • #25
    Lord ButterSlip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    Sarky wrote: »
    Don't be silly. You pray to Odin for a Sleipnir.


    *prays*


    The world will end when the magical biscuit that powers it is returned to world of the fairies and the witch that lives in Tallaght that runs it all is swept from her feet.


  • #26
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    to who? and for what?


  • #27
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    the magical biscuit as payment for the running of earth for the last 37 years since the beginning of time


  • #28
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    The world will not compute!


  • #29
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    exterminate. exterminate.


  • #30
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,854 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Damn Daleks are loose again


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  • #31
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I prayed for a dalek.


  • #32
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    you call that a dalek? this is a dalek

    24c99fd7179ba5f2_spoon.jpg


  • #33
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    That's a cracking dalek, Saila. Moar plox.


  • #34
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    oh no

    it well never end in 2012, 2016 or 2152

    there will be no resolution


  • #35
    Lord ButterSlip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    World=no(result)

    --hax(world)

    --success

    World=(biscuit)




    Proof!


  • #36
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    butter is really best


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