-a tcn thread-

Lord ButterSlip

-typical LB statement posed with hint of fml-

-picture of an unrelated thing that LB thinks is "omg"-

-typical comment on aforesaid picture-

-mentions a fruit then runs-

Still not understanding? Post your responses to the above in the same format i.e. post things without actually posting anything.

Saila

mentions turnips and how they taste like orange when eaten with figs

and bellybutton fluff and why its always polka dot flavoured

Sarky

Lord butterSlip, I do believe I am in love.

Lord ButterSlip

-reciprocates emotion, tastes turnip-

-flutters eyelashes-

-compliments beard-

hondasam

I don't understand the question, is it cause I'm female and blonde or is it a stupid question?

Saila

thread needs more turnips

hondasam

Sarky wrote: »

Lord butterSlip, I do believe I am in love.

step away from the mirror.

Saila

hondasam wrote: »

step away from the mirror.

and into my your car?

hondasam

No one rides in my car but me.

Saila

hondasam wrote: »

No one rides in my car but me.

"oh look its mummy shes come to pick us up in the pissing rain from school!:)"

"no one rides in my car but me, you know that "

"heres some monies for the bus "

"but its raining mum and there is no shelter at the bus stop "

*drives off without kids*

"mum! muuuuuuuuum!! nooooooo!!! stoooooop!!!!!!! :eek: :mad:"

hondasam

def no pesky kids in my car. horrible little things.

Oranage2

hondasam wrote: »

def no pesky kids in my car. horrible little things.

Afraid they'll get your spoiler dirty?

Lord ButterSlip

Oranage2 wrote: »

Afraid they'll get your spoiler dirty?

dirty

FTGFOP

hondasam wrote: »

I don't understand the question, is it cause I'm female and blonde or is it a stupid question?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rNfZxgkH7k

hondasam

Oranage2 wrote: »

Afraid they'll get your spoiler dirty?

Kids are messy little things. dirty little hands everywhere.

Lord ButterSlip

hondasam wrote: »

Kids are messy little things. dirty little hands everywhere.

Yeah i stopped hiring mine out to wash car for that very reason.....

Deki

you forgot to mention the pointy bitey teeths.

Oranage2

And they're always so noisy, i know im old cause the other day i told a few to f*ck off away from the garden.

Storminateacup

No juiiiiiiiice

Lord ButterSlip

Squid juice.
-noms

Saila

whats wrong with jews :mad:

Sarky

Squid can't be jews! Submarines and seamen aren't kosher!

Lord ButterSlip

?

Sarky

I...

Sarky

Oh, wait. Orange Jews. I get jokes.

hondasam

haha, slow day sarky

Lord ButterSlip

Sarky had a "lolwut?"

hondasam

he is not the brightest star on the Xmas tree tbf

Lord ButterSlip

One penny short of a penny

hondasam

one sammich short of a picnic.

Lord ButterSlip

One fish short of a shoal

Oranage2

A knife and fork short of a knife and fork

Lord ButterSlip

One side short of a square

hondasam

not the sharpest tool in the tool box

Lord ButterSlip

not the brightest coin in the cake

hondasam

Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down

Oranage2

A spanner short of a tool box.

hondasam

A shining example of why you should avoid inbreeding.

Saila

now now its all fun and games till he sends you pictures of his cock cheese

a unicorn short of neols arc

Saila

Sarky wrote: »

Oh, wait. Orange Jews. I get jokes.

hondasam

Saila wrote: »

now now its all fun and games till he sends you pictures of his cock

I cannot wait, the images in my head are unreal.

Saila

hondasam wrote: »

I cannot wait, the images in my head are unreal.

thats usually how it works, do you carry yours around in a shoe box..or?

Lord ButterSlip

?

Saila

you got that PM too? twas VILE I tells ye