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Hello Bringers of Custard

  • 30-12-2011 8:06pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭


    Long time, no TCN.

    My, haven't you all grown!

    I have brought a photo of me on holiday with my new pet.
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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    I literally just had some custard. Mental.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Whatcha bring us?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    The guy in the hat behind you looks like he's about to rub his penis up against you!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    some one mention custard and penis


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    Thats my pet! I will call him Portly. He follows me everywhere bless his magnificent hat. As for your "Im back from holiday and was not going to get you anything but felt guilty about it in Duty Free so i raided the M&M's stand" present I got you some M&M's!!


    HURRAH FOR THE CHOCOLATEY GOODNESS THAT IS M&M'S!

    *Portly chants*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I fcuking hate M&M. I want maltesers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    hondasam wrote: »
    I fcuking hate M&M. I want maltesers.

    Im sorry to say that the multi coloured M&M rabbits (The M&M's are there poopies) will be very upset to hear that.

    ALL HAIL THE MAGICAL BUNNIES

    Also hail the hypnotoad.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Maltesers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    I wanted a Toblerone :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    Its too late the rainbow rabbit has died... Well Im off to buy some kitkats which i am going to built a fort out of.

    Dead-rabbit_broken-neck.jpg


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Rabbit stew


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    His Family will get revenge :mad:



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Be quiet, hondasam, Lord butterslip is talking about rabbit poop.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    shut up sarky you are not the boss of me EVER


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    THATS NOT WHAT YOU SAID LAST NIGHT OH SNAP


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    It's not what she said actually.






















    Her mouth was full. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    >_>
















    <_<




















    Full of DONUTS!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Tell the whole internet why don't you. go make me a cup of tea pretty please.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Oh and put some clothes on ffs, I'm sick looking at your naked fat ass


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Yeah, put it away dammit!

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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,296 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    uncooked custard is negatively thixotropic, it are a fact


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Have you tried turning it off and on again? Or shaking it,that works? :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    sounds like something I said to sarky last night


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    hondasam wrote: »
    sounds like something I said to sarky last night

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    Maybe tickle its left nostril? Sometimes that gets it working again :confused:



    That is indeed what she said

    Dear Oscillating Lady,
    I am going to marry you. Your eyes are like headlights of a car skidding on an icy road. Your teeth are like hidden nuggets of giant pearl (only small and tooth shaped). Your blue jacket is like liquid water made solid by your bountifulness. Together we shall rule the world! Marry me my sweet, these words come from my heart.
    Regards LBS, $$BEBO STUNNAHHHH$$


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Maybe tickle its left nostril? Sometimes that gets it working again :confused:



    That is indeed what she said

    Dear Oscillating Lady,
    I am going to marry you. Your eyes are like headlights of a car skidding on an icy road. Your teeth are like hidden nuggets of giant pearl (only small and tooth shaped). Your blue jacket is like liquid water made solid by your bountifulness. Together we shall rule the world! Marry me my sweet, these words come from my heart.
    Regards LBS, $$BEBO STUNNAHHHH$$

    the local bike shop :confused: spooning could be difficult. just sayin


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,296 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    when mama dipped the general in the river of custard,

    she held him by the knee

    he would later be defeated at the battle of wounded knee


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,296 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    skyrim-arrow-to-the-knee.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    I was an adventurer.......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Ive been trying to get you for ages

    *hands over custard*

    sorry its cold now :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Cold custard is way nicer than hot!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


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    Preserved and waiting the Custard!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    i believe lemsip to be custuuurd

    THOGUTHS?!1!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Sir!! I dispute that alligator.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    My Thoughts are ....................




    Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

    Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

    Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

    Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Santa?? :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    NO, .............Lemons!!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Something and Lemons....mumble mumble bells of saint clements


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Nope, no bells, maybe a pig!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Can he fly?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    He no superted!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Teds not super? :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    He has a truncheon, does Ted have one too???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Thats not a truncheon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Last time i looked it was...........oh forgot about my lemon man.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Its Luncheon...easy mistake to make

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTCoLEBHQH2Tf47jAB1mib6BN3w8C4OkCujPi_VkCKAbx8pYtFQKw
    :o:o:p


    Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

    Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

    Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

    Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.


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