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Hello Bringers of Custard

  • 30-12-2011 09:06PM
    #1
    Lord ButterSlip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭


    Long time, no TCN.

    My, haven't you all grown!

    I have brought a photo of me on holiday with my new pet.
    The%20Son%20of%20Man.jpg


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  • #2
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    I literally just had some custard. Mental.


  • #3
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Whatcha bring us?


  • #4
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    The guy in the hat behind you looks like he's about to rub his penis up against you!


  • #5
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    some one mention custard and penis


  • #6
    Lord ButterSlip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    Thats my pet! I will call him Portly. He follows me everywhere bless his magnificent hat. As for your "Im back from holiday and was not going to get you anything but felt guilty about it in Duty Free so i raided the M&M's stand" present I got you some M&M's!!


    HURRAH FOR THE CHOCOLATEY GOODNESS THAT IS M&M'S!

    *Portly chants*


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  • #7
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I fcuking hate M&M. I want maltesers.


  • #8
    Lord ButterSlip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    hondasam wrote: »
    I fcuking hate M&M. I want maltesers.

    Im sorry to say that the multi coloured M&M rabbits (The M&M's are there poopies) will be very upset to hear that.

    ALL HAIL THE MAGICAL BUNNIES

    Also hail the hypnotoad.


  • #9
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Maltesers


  • #10
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    I wanted a Toblerone :(


  • #11
    Lord ButterSlip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    Its too late the rainbow rabbit has died... Well Im off to buy some kitkats which i am going to built a fort out of.

    Dead-rabbit_broken-neck.jpg


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  • #12
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


  • #13
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Rabbit stew


  • #14
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    His Family will get revenge :mad:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg


  • #15
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Be quiet, hondasam, Lord butterslip is talking about rabbit poop.


  • #16
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    shut up sarky you are not the boss of me EVER


  • #17
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    THATS NOT WHAT YOU SAID LAST NIGHT OH SNAP


  • #18
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    It's not what she said actually.






















    Her mouth was full. :pac:


  • #19
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    >_>
















    <_<




















    Full of DONUTS!


  • #20
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Tell the whole internet why don't you. go make me a cup of tea pretty please.


  • #21
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Oh and put some clothes on ffs, I'm sick looking at your naked fat ass


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  • #22
    Squarewave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Yeah, put it away dammit!

    UZAS2.jpg


  • #23
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 96,053 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    uncooked custard is negatively thixotropic, it are a fact


  • #24
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Have you tried turning it off and on again? Or shaking it,that works? :confused:


  • #25
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    sounds like something I said to sarky last night


  • #26
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    hondasam wrote: »
    sounds like something I said to sarky last night

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  • #27
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    6cc08395-6462-41e5-a980-653752fae9cf.jpg


  • #28
    Lord ButterSlip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    Maybe tickle its left nostril? Sometimes that gets it working again :confused:



    That is indeed what she said

    Dear Oscillating Lady,
    I am going to marry you. Your eyes are like headlights of a car skidding on an icy road. Your teeth are like hidden nuggets of giant pearl (only small and tooth shaped). Your blue jacket is like liquid water made solid by your bountifulness. Together we shall rule the world! Marry me my sweet, these words come from my heart.
    Regards LBS, $$BEBO STUNNAHHHH$$


  • #29
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Lord ButterSlip wrote: »
    Maybe tickle its left nostril? Sometimes that gets it working again :confused:



    That is indeed what she said

    Dear Oscillating Lady,
    I am going to marry you. Your eyes are like headlights of a car skidding on an icy road. Your teeth are like hidden nuggets of giant pearl (only small and tooth shaped). Your blue jacket is like liquid water made solid by your bountifulness. Together we shall rule the world! Marry me my sweet, these words come from my heart.
    Regards LBS, $$BEBO STUNNAHHHH$$

    the local bike shop :confused: spooning could be difficult. just sayin


  • #30
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 96,053 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zedq1VhaS90


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  • #31
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    when mama dipped the general in the river of custard,

    she held him by the knee

    he would later be defeated at the battle of wounded knee


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