Were your parents virgins?

Winty

Do you think that on their wedding night your parents were virgins?

Mr. Rager

Mine still are.

Pleased to meet you, my name's Jesus btw.

Chuck Stone

I don't know you creepy fecker

Crann na Beatha

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Jen Pigs Fly

I don't really want to think about that.

my parents have never had sex :mad:

Mr.Crinklewood

No i wasn`t. Now get me some coffee son.

prettygurrly

seeing as my dad had two sons....unlikely.

Dravokivich

Well, I'm fairly sure they had done the deed before they were married, unless I was born 4 months premature...

Leroy Lita

oddball

hondasam

My mother was pregnant when she got married so no she was not a virgin on her wedding night.

Sky King

Yer ma wasn't anyway OP

Abi

hondasam wrote: »

My mother was pregnant when she got married so no she was not a virgin on her wedding night.

Ditto. I was baking when they got married.


Actually, Im gonna nab a pic of them at their wedding reception and photo shop a troll face on the hens belly and frame it for them.


I'll save that gift for their next anniversary.

alwaysadub

Well my parents were married in April, and my brother was born in October, a full term baby. So i seriously doubt it!

gcgirl

Dravokivich wrote: »

Well, I'm fairly sure they had done the deed before they were married, unless I was born 4 months premature...

Nothing like a shot gun wedding

Chuck Stone

Abi wrote: »

Ditto. I was baking when they got married.


Actually, Im gonna nab a pic of them at their wedding reception and photo shop a troll face on the hens belly and frame it for them.


I'll save that gift for their next anniversary.

I like your style Ma'am.

phasers

my Sister was 9 and my Ma was pregnant with my brother when they got married, so no. Well my ma wasn't at least :eek:

Aoifey!

Seeing as my mother was pregnant with my big brother, I doubt it.

ColeTrain

My mam was hopefully.
My Oul man? Fuc*in hope not.

x_Ellie_x

I've never actually asked them this but I doubt they were. My mam and dad where in their mid twenties when they met.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Probably. They married young.

Son Of A Vidic

Yes and I was apparently the produce of a virgin birth. In fact my birthday was quite recent.

rainbow kirby

Given that I was 9 months old when my parents got married, no.

starbelgrade

ColeTrain wrote: »

My mam was hopefully.
My Oul man? Fuc*in hope not.

Why would you hope that your mam was a virgin on her wedding night?

That's weird.

ColeTrain

starbelgrade wrote: »

Why would you hope that your mam was a virgin on her wedding night?

That's weird.

I think the entire thread is weird tbh.

ElleEm

My folks got together at 16 and lived together before they wed at twenty. I would've hoped they weren't shagging around before they got together, they're such a nice couple!

John Doe1

After my dad admitting he was a bit of a womaniser back in his day after too much alcohol, i would imagine not

Super-Rush

My mother gave birth to me during the speeches.

Dravokivich

El Pistolero wrote: »

My mother gave birth to me during the speeches.

Classy Dame!

Super-Rush

Dravokivich wrote: »

Classy Dame!

She's a saint my mammy.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Mum probably was as she was 21 when she got married and was from a good Catholic family. Dad was 30 and was a bit of wild rock dude in his day so I'd imagine he wasn't.:D

My parents were never married. And I reckon they both lost their virginity before the age of 16.


Shluts!

Biggins

Don't know - and I would never ask.
I consider it none of my business.

minidazzler

My brother was like 7 months old...so my mam definitely wasn't. My dad was my age, and if he was anything like me he wasn't either....

efb

Catholic Ireland- where you are a virgin till you get caught

LH Pathe

No, but i was immaculately conceived.

and no ceasarians, no test tubes... just *phup* n out of that pussy I did pop

pragmatic1

Nope. My father already had a son and my mother already had a daughter.

entropi

Yeah, dying for the ride.

As you were, lad in hand.

shannon_tek

My mammy never got the chance to get married but she left me, to fill her shoes and find a Gorgeous looking Girl To accomplish the things she never got to achieve.:cool:

Da Shins Kelly

Seriously doubt it.

Zebra3

Poll written by someone living in the 1950s?

karaokeman

Good lord no, my parents are not that traditional.

But agree this is the most ****ed up AH thread of 2011, good work OP.

Pretty Polly

My parents got married when they were old(ish) so i don't think so. Do i really want to know though...?
What make the OP even think of this topic?

Saila

does a bear shit in the woods?

and congratulations OP you have just gone straight onto my banned list, do not pass go do not collect 200...

Mike 1972

LH Pathe wrote: »

i was immaculately condeceived.

FYP !

Faith+1

LH Pathe wrote: »

No, but i was immaculately conceived.

and no ceasarians, no test tubes... just *phup* n out of that pussy I did pop

Jesus that's Graphic!:eek:

44leto

Gawd,,,just gawd some thread title should be just spoilers.

G_R

Faith+1 wrote: »

LH Pathe wrote: »

No, but i was immaculately conceived.

and no ceasarians, no test tubes... just *phup* n out of that pussy I did pop

Jesus that's Graphic!:eek:

Appropriate

wilkie2006

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

I don't really want to think about that.

my parents have never had sex :mad:

I've heard that sex is hereditary; if your parents didn't have it the chances are that you won't either...

ColeTrain

wilkie2006 wrote: »

I've heard that sex is hereditary; if your parents didn't have it the chances are that you won't either...

It's true, look at that loser Jesus.

smokedeels

I don't know and I don't really want to know. My question is, why do you?

shuvly

No, well me ma wasnt! As previous posters have said, I was present at me ma and da's nuptuals...it did take me a few years to work it out, then I made the mistake of telling my brothther...I have been the bastard of the family ever since...