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That time of year again!

  • 24-12-2011 1:43pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭


    Going to have a bath. Wish me luck!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    That's hard work, you might get hungry. Best bring the toaster with you.












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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Oh, and some bread. To toast. The toaster would be pretty useless otherwise.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Or some bleach


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    That the time of year again?

    Fago, merry Christmas my little fairy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Dayum you beat me to it with ur title


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    FTGFOP wrote: »
    Going to have a bath. Wish me luck!

    you need someone to scrub your back?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Absolutely! Go nuts!

    There's a job for everyone, really. Who wants to apply the nitromors before the second dip?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Right! I'm getting cold now waiting around for you lot. Put the immersion on again, I need a top up!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Sorry are you all wrinkled now? play with your rubber ducky for another little while, I have something that needs doing.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    False promises and excuses!

    Still, I won't let it get me down. That nitromors is great stuff and it's taken all the dirt, and skin off my body.

    Now just apply some greasy solar atoms...

    And I'm ready for Santy.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    It's important santa has easy access. Make sure your chimney is cleaned out.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Yeah
    make sure you have it alll cleaned out for easy access, nice colon cleanse will do wonders for your chimney. Settle down now we all know santa comes on Christmas eve.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    hopefully the chimney is big enough and santa will not get stuck, he might have to try get in a few times.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    You should leave out a giant tube of astroglide just incase. He is a very large man, afterall.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    If he does find a problem with the chimney, be expecting him in your back door, afterall .. Same thing? No.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Back door can be tight, prone to getting stuck, with a gentle nudge it will open.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Didn't know girls are so into a clean chimney.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    hondasam wrote: »
    Stop bringing down the tone of my thread.

    The ironing!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Ironing is what she should be doing.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    That the time of year again?

    Fago, merry Christmas my little fairy

    And to you too my........... princess


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Yeah Sam. If your ironing, i've loads that you can do


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Was Santa good to you?!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    He got me a trip to new zealand. You be the judge of whether or not he should be killed or hugged.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Well I'd say you've lucked out.
















    Because you like f*cking sheep.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Yo - I hope you're gonna be coming home


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Why stay home?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    In Rand Mcnally they wear hats on their feet, and hamburgers eat people!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    FTGFOP wrote: »
    The ironing!

    Say what you think, no need to be scared of me:D

    Sarky wrote: »
    Ironing is what she should be doing.

    Shut it you.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    I'm only a little scared of you. The rest is confusion.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    baths are awesome. that is all. :cool:

    Ive traded them for showers at this stage....mostly


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