I Just Watched 10 Seconds of Mamma Mia.

starbelgrade

I had the TV on in the background & the film "Mamma Mia" came on.

I looked up, kind of half looking at the screen & it was about 10-15 seconds before I realised what it was. As soon as I did, I switched channels, but I'm really worried now... I mean, what could the long term negative effects be?

Will I suddenly feel the need to start discussing my emotions? Will I start to develop high levels of estrogen & not be able to make my mind up? Could it turn me gay? Or even worse, will I go to HMV & buy an Abba CD?

I've searched Google, but can't seem to find any answers.

hondasam

I'm still watching it star. It's great TV.

Celly Smunt

starbelgrade wrote: »

I had the TV on in the background & the film "Mamma Mia" came on.

I looked up, kind of half looking at the screen & it was about 10-15 seconds before I realised what it was. As soon as I did, I switched channels, but I'm really worried now... I mean, what could the long term negative effects be?

Will I suddenly feel the need to start discussing my emotions? Will I start to develop high levels of estrogen & not be able to make my mind up? Could it turn me gay? Or even worse, will I go to HMV & buy an Abba CD?

I've searched Google, but can't seem to find any answers.

Thats the real part that worried me.

Kiera

You've caught the gay! Its too late, dude. Even me being a girl would feel unwashed if i watched 2 seconds of that tripe.

starbelgrade

pmcmahon wrote: »

Thats the real part that worried me.

I buy CDs all the time. And vinyl.

Celly Smunt

starbelgrade wrote: »

I buy CDs all the time. And vinyl.

i agree with vinyl,but CDs?

chucken1

La de Da. Look at 'Mister I have a television'

Bodhidharma

Nowt wrong with ABBA, great melodies, hooks and lyrics. What more could you ask for?

Perhaps Colin Firth singing surrounded by muscley scuba divers*











*I'm not gay

ThePower11

starbelgrade wrote: »

I buy CDs all the time. And vinyl.

Have I been transported back to 1999?

Nerdkiller1991

Just put on a Rambo movie. Before you know it, you'll want to buy a Slayer CD.

rednik

Football on sky sports.

starbelgrade

pmcmahon wrote: »

i agree with vinyl,but CDs?

I bought an MP3 player a few years ago but it wouldn't fit in the CD tray.

Samich

Single middle aged women would love it.

Arnold Layne

You're going to end up being a dancing queen

jos28

You'll be grand, you will just start to believe that 60 year old women have 18 year old daughters and they spend all their time singing and leaping about the place.

Nerdkiller1991

ThePower11 wrote: »

Have I been transported back to 1999?

If you actually were, he'd be on Napster instead.

The King of Moo

starbelgrade wrote: »

So I says to Mabel, I says... I had the TV on in the background & the film "Mamma Mia" came on. I wasn't really paying attention as I was too relaxed thanks to the footspa and the towel over my wet hair was covering my ears so I couldn't really hear it.

I looked up, kind of half looking at the screen & it was about 10-15 seconds before I realised what it was. As soon as I did, I switched channels, but I'm really worried now... I mean, what could the long term negative effects be?

Will I suddenly feel the need to start discussing my emotions? Will I start to develop high levels of estrogen & not be able to make my mind up? Could it turn me gay? Or even worse, will I go to HMV & buy another Abba CD?

I've searched Google, but can't seem to find any good men.

I'd say you'll be fine.

hondasam

rednik wrote: »

Football on sky sports.

man utd 5 goals

Johro

starbelgrade wrote: »

I had the TV on in the background & the film "Mamma Mia" came on.

I looked up, kind of half looking at the screen & it was about 10-15 seconds before I realised what it was. As soon as I did, I switched channels, but I'm really worried now... I mean, what could the long term negative effects be?

Will I suddenly feel the need to start discussing my emotions? Will I start to develop high levels of estrogen & not be able to make my mind up? Could it turn me gay? Or even worse, will I go to HMV & buy an Abba CD?

I've searched Google, but can't seem to find any answers.

Jeez Star that's bad news man, I'd get a CT scan if I were you, can't be too careful.. Let me know how you get on..

cruiser178

If you find yourself shaving your legs before your face, tiz all over for ya.

ejmaztec

starbelgrade wrote: »

I bought an MP3 player a few years ago but it wouldn't fit in the CD tray.

You mean the cup holder?

Maedbhish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjER4pEUloc

Oops.

number10a

You've caught the ghey. And the worst strain. You'll be teabagging by sunrise.

ejmaztec

hondasam wrote: »

man utd 5 goals

It must be a huge pitch.

InTheTrees

You'll be okay. A few seconds is usually acceptable.

Just make sure you dont watch Glee.

starbelgrade

hondasam wrote: »

man utd 5 goals

Can't wait till we knock City off the top.

Kiera

starbelgrade wrote: »

Can't wait till we knock City off the top.

Haha, did you google something manly to say? Bet you meant sex in the city :P

Abi

What is mamma mia?


o0

Ten seconds, wow you Do last long...

Id be ready to slit my throat after 5.

Pierce Brosnan is fcuking horrifying :eek:

Hande hoche!

Here we go again. Very good movie.....for Brosnan's wallet.

Pete M.

Don't worry boss, you'll be fine.

I've watched parts of Glee, SITC and Mamma Mia and I still function normally as a manly man.

It's scary I'll admit and a bit like taking bad acid, but hey, what doesn't kill ya makes ya stronger right?

Dahling...

Sam Kade

Kiera wrote: »

Haha, did you google something manly to say? Bet you meant sex in the city :P

He is probably parading around the house in a frock and high heels at this stage

efb

starbelgrade wrote: »

I had the TV on in the background & the film "Mamma Mia" came on.

I looked up, kind of half looking at the screen & it was about 10-15 seconds before I realised what it was. As soon as I did, I switched channels, but I'm really worried now... I mean, what could the long term negative effects be?

Will I suddenly feel the need to start discussing my emotions? Will I start to develop high levels of estrogen & not be able to make my mind up? Could it turn me gay? Or even worse, will I go to HMV & buy an Abba CD?

I've searched Google, but can't seem to find any answers.

it won't turn you gay, top gun is the ultimate gay movie.

Mamma mia was shít!

efb

Oz, a great series, and Spartacus, but only last about 10 minutes...

Mr Benevolent

First comes numb despair, then a further numbing of your genitalia. The next morning 'the lads' are gone, replaced by a rubber novelty vagina. I'm so sorry, OP, I really am.

mconigol

starbelgrade wrote: »

I had the TV on in the background & the film "Mamma Mia" came on.

I looked up, kind of half looking at the screen & it was about 10-15 seconds before I realised what it was. As soon as I did, I switched channels, but I'm really worried now... I mean, what could the long term negative effects be?

Will I suddenly feel the need to start discussing my emotions? Will I start to develop high levels of estrogen & not be able to make my mind up? Could it turn me gay? Or even worse, will I go to HMV & buy an Abba CD?

I've searched Google, but can't seem to find any answers.

Isn't it obvious??

It's made you start posting **** threads on boards.

hondasam

starbelgrade wrote: »

Can't wait till we knock City off the top.

Oh yes victory will be ours

Confab

Confab wrote: »

First comes numb despair, then a further numbing of your genitalia. The next morning 'the lads' are gone, replaced by a rubber novelty vagina. I'm so sorry, OP, I really am.

A rubber novelty vagina??:eek:

de fook??

Links234

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=_fUXBqeb4BE#t=280s

starbelgrade

Jake1 wrote: »

Ten seconds, wow you Do last long...

Id be ready to slit my throat after 5.

Pierce Brosnan is fcuking horrifying :eek:

You must have watched it for more than 10 seconds then, because I didn't see Pierce Brosnan in it!

efb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbyFZ9g_RXQ

This film is very violent though. Not for the squeamish-loved it.

starbelgrade

starbelgrade wrote: »

You must have watched it for more than 10 seconds then, because I didn't see Pierce Brosnan in it!

ehh, I saw de ads, roite??

ejmaztec

InTheTrees wrote: »

You'll be okay. A few seconds is usually acceptable.

Just make sure you watch some gee to compensate.

fyp

starbelgrade

starbelgrade wrote: »

You must have watched it for more than 10 seconds then, because I didn't see Pierce Brosnan in it!

ehh, I saw de ads, roite??

Capt'n Midnight

Bad ABBA cover versions will rot your brain

you need to listen to the real thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unfzfe8f9NI

Or at least watch Muriel's Wedding instead of going cold turkey.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110598/

xoxyx

They played this in the Cinema Tent in Electric Picnic a few years ago.

It's a whole different movie at 2am in the middle of a massive field with tents and random lights and music pumping out from every corner and you're after ingesting a feck load of, um, hot dogs.

It's still shite though.

Kiera

Boards just did a brain fart

im invisible

Here we go again....

My my, how can i resist you?

stupidusername

I think my housemate is watching it

im invisible

Here we go again....

My my, how can i resist you?

xoxyx

Kiera wrote: »

Boards just did a brain fart

Thought you were talking about the thread there! :pac: