Describe a Game in just a few words

Korvanica

Just for the laugh see what you can come up for whatever games you can think of.... Heres a few...

BF3 - Shoot people, capture point, Move, Shoot people, capture point, Move, Crash a helicopter and kill you team-mates.

MW3 - Shoot people, Move, Shoot people, Call them FAGS!

FIFA - Kick a ball, run, kick a ball, run, kick a ball, run, rage-quit when you're losing.

FORZA - Accellerate, brake, turn, Accellerate, brake, turn, accelerate, break, turn, crash and wreck your steering, crash again.

SKYRIM - Run, Kill Enemy, Run, Run, Run, Kill Enemy, Run, Run, Run, Attacked by bear, severely injured, kill bear, Get killed by mudcrab.

GUITAR HERO - Green, Red, Yellow, Green, Red, Yellow, Miss a note, start again.

Obviously feel free to redo any that have been done already...

richymcdermott

Uncharted : no no no No NO NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ...fewww, shoot , shoot , snap neck , no no no NOOO ...AHHHH!!

Dark souls: slash slash , WTF!!!, dodge,block ,fall WTF!!!!

Metal gear : cutscene ............................. Sneak , hide in locker, kiss poster , collect ration, cutscene..................METAL GEAR !!!!! :eek:

cherryghost

Minecraft - Mine, craft.

Morpork

Street Fighter II - Pick Chun Li, spinning bird kick, pause game, fap, fap, fap.

FortuneChip

FFXIII - Mommies are brave too. Long hallway. Confusion. Leona Lewis

Vagrant Story - Green Attack Grid, attack Dummy Head x 20, attack dummy legs x 20. Find next dummy. Attack Dummy head x 20 ad infinitum

hooradiation

All Games - Perform arbitrary tasks for imaginary rewards. Claim it's art.

Genghiz Cohen

Max Payne: ..wife.. and baby girl..... . Dive aaaannnnnndddddd bbbaaaaannnnnngggggg bbbbbbaaaaaannnnnnnggggg bbbbbbaaaannnngggg bbbbaaaaaang, land, shoot some more.

Spunge

Eve Online - log in, change skill, log out

marco_polo

Heavy Rain:

Intro .. Triangle .. square .. circle .. square .. End credits.

ShadowHearth

MW3 - ****


oh wait in few words, sorry

MW3 - Same ****, different day.

still not enough?

MW3 - a game, which not brings anything new to gaming genre, just recycles same ideas, reskins weapons and makes a few generic maps.



* puts on troll mask and plays the waiting game now, fishing out all the fanboys out in boards.ie

CiDeRmAn

Rise of the Robots....
Sh1t Sandwich

Mr E

ShadowHearth wrote: »

* puts on troll mask and plays the waiting game now, fishing out all the fanboys out in boards.ie

Please don't. This thread will be locked so fast if that happens.

UnkieKev

ShadowHearth wrote: »

MW3 - ****


oh wait in few words, sorry

MW3 - Same ****, different day.

still not enough?

MW3 - a game, which not brings anything new to gaming genre, just recycles same ideas, reskins weapons and makes a few generic maps.



* puts on troll mask and plays the waiting game now, fishing out all the fanboys out in boards.ie

You bitch you did not just go there....

I kid ;-)

Pacman: waca waca waca waca, cherry! Waca waca!

krudler

Skyrim= Imma go do this quest! 5hrs later..where was I going again?

mawk

wow

grind grind grind divorce.

ShadowHearth

Mr E wrote: »

Please don't. This thread will be locked so fast if that happens.

sorry, i hoped the rest will understand it. i can delete it if you want.

Korvanica

Left 4 Dead: Shoot Zombies, run, get 10 hp healed by idiot teammate, TANK!!!!!!! RUN, shoot!!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE !!! RUN !!! Run into witch....

ShadowHearth

Serious SAM - I GOT THIS! I GOT THIS! I GOT THIS! * press F9

Kiith

Freespace 2 - Dive! Dive! Dive!

Mr E

Super Meat Boy: Pittapittapitta... squelch... squelch... SPLAT! Pittapittapitta... squelch... squelch... SPLAT! Pittapittapitta... (repeat 300 times).

deathrider

Mortal Kombat- Punch, kick, punch, kick, FINISH HIM!!

Boom_Bap

Virtual Tennis 4: Ace

richymcdermott

deathrider wrote: »

Mortal Kombat- Punch, kick, punch, kick, FINISH HIM!!

Friendship ?..friendship again

o1s1n

hooradiation wrote: »

All Games - Perform arbitrary tasks for imaginary rewards. Claim it's art.

LSD Dream Emulator on the PS1 - No tasks to perform. No rewards and it was made as a piece of art.

Kiith

Would it not be better to describe the game in a few words, and see if someone else can name it? For example...

Kung fu, snowy day, sailors, unresolved.

hooradiation

o1s1n wrote: »

LSD Dream Emulator on the PS1 - No tasks to perform. No rewards and it was made as a piece of art.

I am aware of that..thing.
I was, however, talking about games.

hooradiation

Kiith wrote: »

Would it not be better to describe the game in a few words, and see if someone else can name it? For example...

Kung fu, snowy day, sailors, unresolved.

Shenmue?

darreldinho

Dead Space: Hug the wall, **** your pants, Shoot Enemy..... Repeat for 6 hours.

Glico Man

Star Fox: Do a barrel roll

Penn

Portal 2 - Use gun to shoot holes in the very fabric of the universe.... Wonder how to get box down from ledge....

Duggy747

CiDeRmAn wrote: »

Rise of the Robots....
Sh1t Sandwich

One minute of pure lying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zafl_68PfOo

Anyways,

Duke Nukem Forever: "Aw man, can't wait to see what years of development has brought us........heheheh, peeing into a urinal...........heheheh, alien boobs................*cough*.............this............this is kinda boring.............aw, fùck stupid puzzles!..............oh great, I died again. I'll just wait a full minute for the game to load up again so I can die within 10 seconds.......................Ok, got by that fùckin' underwater bit and now to kill this same boss aga..................what?....................that's it!?!..................the game is over!?!.......................oh what the fùck!?!"

Krusader

Skyrim: No lollygagging!!

SeantheMan

Bubsy 3D - Turn on game , turn off game

Nerdkiller1991

Ridge Racer Vita: Dee Ell See.

Tipsy McSwagger

Mario Kart - So long suckers, blue shell, finish last.

gizmo

Demons Souls: Die, lots. GOTY.

Skerries

Advanced Lawnmower Simulator: Vrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

this is a real game, a piss take one though

CiDeRmAn

mawk wrote: »

wow

grind grind grind divorce.

Wow
Here come the Pandas!
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..
...

Lets play The Old Republic instead

CORaven

Gears of War - Cover system, shotguns.

deathrider

Tomb Raider- Bats, boobs, wolves, boobs, huge evil mutant torso... boobs!

richymcdermott

deathrider wrote: »

Tomb Raider- Bats, boobs, wolves, boobs, huge evil mutant torso... boobs!

Forgot ass and camel toe :pac:

deathrider

richymcdermott wrote: »

Forgot ass and camel toe :pac:

... And more boobs!

ShadowHearth

Crysis 1 - your pc sucks muhahahahah

Dead Space - ****, I've ran out of ammo. Runrunrunrun. Phew I'm safe. Ho****, how in the **** is it in the same room as me? Runrunrunrun.

Skyrim - Goodbye life - or - shouting at goats/rabbits/chickens is oddly enjoyable.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

stalker
bleak, lonely, amazing, harsh, beautiful

dan hibiki

blops - find a corner. camp for 5 mins. peek out. die.


the darkness - mike patton wants to eat peoples organs.


sf3 o.e. - play online. try parry. fail. combo'd. lose.


mw3 - play campaign. finish it. try online. trade in next day.

Krusader

Crusader Kings - ride all your female courtiers, court is full of coniving bastards, you have been assassinated

Potential-Monke

Parappa the Rapper: Kick, Punch, it's all in the mind...

Tetris: Dun, dun dun dun, dun dun dun, dun dundun, dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

MW3: !"£%! !"%"!£ !"£$1 LAG! !"$£ £*^%" %$£ YANK!" !"$21 !$%£ Paedophile!"£$"%

Skyrim: FUS-RO-DAH!!! Ah pretty butterfly GIVE ME YOUR WINGS!!!

Retr0gamer

System Shock 2 - Perfection.

Spread

A good game - not a great game

GTR63

Mass Effect- Great Music, Geth, Cover system is odd, Asari, Relax Wrex, fu*k Kaiden, Sex, I have 8 Sniper rifles now, Death, i'm Alive, Miranda, Sex now? No not now wait, Cover now works, New Crew, Garrus thank christ, hate husks and scions, loyalty, Reapers, Tali take off that mask already, but I hate multiplayer bioware.