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What way do you breathe?

  • 19-12-2011 1:40pm
    #1
    7Sins
    Closed Accounts Posts: 526 ✭✭✭


    Mostly...

    What way do you breathe? 32 votes

    In the nose, out the mouth
    0% 0 votes
    In the nose, out the nose
    9% 3 votes
    In the mouth, out the nose
    68% 22 votes
    In the mouth, out the mouth
    6% 2 votes
    I breathe atari jaguar
    15% 5 votes


Comments

  • #2
    SeaFields
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    in, out, in, out....etc.


  • #3
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    usually with my lungs


  • #4
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    In through my right nostril

    out through the left.


  • #5
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    in through my nose and out through my mouth for optimum performance.


  • #6
    Keyzer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,331 ✭✭✭Keyzer


    Most useless thread I've ever seen on Boards...


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  • #7
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Whenever I start thinking about my breathing I start breathing funny.


  • #8
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    I'm an amphibian.


  • #9
    EdenHazard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭EdenHazard


    i breed in the way singers are thought to breathe...much better


  • #10
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Hate those people who breathe really loudly.


  • #11
    D1stant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,806 ✭✭✭D1stant


    In through my ears, out through my arse


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  • #12
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Keyzer wrote: »
    Most useless thread I've ever seen on Boards...

    .. take deep breaths..


  • #13
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    i breed in the way singers are thought to breathe...much better
    Is your signature a Justin Bieber homage?


  • #14
    7Sins
    Closed Accounts Posts: 526 ✭✭✭7Sins


    Keyzer wrote: »
    Most useless thread I've ever seen on Boards...

    I'm honoured :D


  • #15
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    i breed in the way singers are thought to breathe...much better
    Like calling your kids stupid names? Say hello to little butternutsquash for me


  • #16
    PandyAndy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 583 ✭✭✭PandyAndy


    Breathe in... and in... and in. Now you should be feeling relaxed.


  • #17
    JBnaglfar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 841 ✭✭✭JBnaglfar


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    i breed in the way singers are thought to breathe...much better

    You produce offspring following the ways that it is believed that singers inhale/exhale air? Interesting. :P

    Back on topic, in and out through the nose unless it's blocked.


  • #18
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Like this.


  • #19
    rednik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,169 ✭✭✭rednik


    Normal mode - nice and easy

    Stalking mode - very heavily


  • #20
    7Sins
    Closed Accounts Posts: 526 ✭✭✭7Sins


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Like this.

    Good link, here's another for an advanced level

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diaphragmatic_breathing


  • #21
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    7Sins wrote: »
    Good link, here's another for an advanced level

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diaphragmatic_breathing

    Hypnotherapists use this type of breathing to relax their patients.............I've heard. <BAKAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW>


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  • #22
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Aoifey! wrote: »
    Whenever I start thinking about my breathing I start breathing funny.
    Agreed, and I think I answered wrong now.


  • #23
    deathrider
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    I breathe deeply... And often use Darth Vader quotes.


  • #24
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    http://www.ehow.com/how_4496689_breathe.html


  • #25
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    I don't breathe myself - I have a ventilator that does that for me....


  • #26
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,922 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    out, always out.

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • #27
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Have a cough and cold at the minute, so I do it with a fair amount of difficulty.


  • #28
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Depends what I'm doing


  • #29
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    unless you have a medical condition and so thats why you breath in and out of your mouth I hate you otherwise :mad:


  • #30
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    who are you talking to?


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  • #31
    EdenHazard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭EdenHazard


    with no air


  • #32
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    This should not have been moved here:mad:
    What's wrong with the recycle bin :mad::mad:


  • #33
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    +1

    this place always gets treated like a trashcan

    TCN should declare war on AH


  • #34
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    This should not have been moved here:mad:
    What's wrong with the recycle bin :mad::mad:

    What if you forget how to breathe? Then where will you be? You think you can reply to threads in the recycle bin looking for advice?

    Don't make me laugh.

    You'd be too busy being dead.


  • #35
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    later10 wrote: »
    +1

    this place always gets treated like a trashcan

    TCN should declare war on AH

    War is a terrible business. The POWs would be underfed. Vivisection without anaesthetic would be rife. I want to know what cuckoo innards look like.


  • #36
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    This should not have been moved here:mad:
    What's wrong with the recycle bin :mad::mad:

    what's up Ted, why you let little thing make you :mad:

    Sarky will do a little naked dance when he sees how popular this thread is.


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  • #37
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    later10 wrote: »
    +1

    this place always gets treated like a trashcan

    TCN should declare war on AH

    You will make the little kids in AH's cry for their mommy's.


  • #38
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    hondasam wrote: »
    You will make the little kids in AH's cry for their mommy's.

    We've got a rather morally dubious policy on civilian casualties tbh.


  • #39
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    We've got a rather morally dubious policy on civilian casualties tbh.

    All is fair in love and war.


  • #40
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Bollocko - take em off


  • #41
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I second that.


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  • #42
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I have not had a breath since Spring of 1974.


  • #43
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    breathing down the phone to a former girl friend is one of my favourite hobbies. Nice to see Dr.B in here, so fresh.


  • #44
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Pervert


  • #45
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Storminateacup wrote: »
    Bollocko - take em off

    What do I get in return?


  • #46
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    What do I get in return?

    Bacon now take them off you little tramp!


  • #47
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    What do I get in return?

    you get ice cream cake,it will make your tongue cold,storm will warm it for you.


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