The Future of Laziness

MrJoeSoap

Lying here in the bed with absolutely no will in the world or energy to move, wondering if there will be a time in my life when you can download food from the internet. Can someone get working on that for me please, because this laptop doesn't have much battery left and the charger is downstairs et cetera et cetera. Otherwise I'd invent it myself of course.

What is everyone's ideal future invention / discovery to make mankind that little bit lazier?

senorwipesalot

The Wankmaster 3000

I could explain what it does but couldnt be arsed.

Kevin Duffy

I can't be arsed to type a response. Can't someone else do it?

chucken1

Id like all my favourite tv programmes sent directly to my brain while Im sleeping.

InkSlinger67

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puWqkyJMYx0

chucken1

senorwipesalot wrote: »

The Wankmaster 3000

I could explain what it does but couldnt be arsed.

Took you all of 1 minute to think of that..hmmmmm
Been on your mind a while me thinks

staker

Early efforts proving to be troublesome:pac:
http://youtu.be/K7luMp6lb9M

senorwipesalot

chucken1 wrote: »

Took you all of 1 minute to think of that..hmmmmm
Been on your mind a while me thinks

Patent pending:)

chucken1

Ive always thought food in tablet form would be great..I get tired from chewing sometimes.

ejmaztec

Z

MrJoeSoap

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

Lying here in the bed with absolutely no will in the world or energy to move, wondering if there will be a time in my life when you can download food from the internet. Can someone get working on that for me please, because this laptop doesn't have much battery left and the charger is downstairs et cetera et cetera. Otherwise I'd invent it myself of course.

What is everyone's ideal future invention / discovery to make mankind that little bit lazier?

etc etc.....start as you mean to go on.

MrJoeSoap

rarnes1 wrote: »

etc etc.....start as you mean to go on.

Typing is the one thing that gets me exercise on these winter evenings.

Domo230 wrote: »

They are working on 3d printers that can print organs so in theory in the future you would be able to use it to print out a real cheeseburger.

Future as in "Tomorrow's World" or future as in "Order before midnight and get free chips and a drink"?

Immaculate Pasta

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

Lying here in the bed with absolutely no will in the world or energy to move, wondering if there will be a time in my life when you can download food from the internet. Can someone get working on that for me please, because this laptop doesn't have much battery left and the charger is downstairs et cetera et cetera. Otherwise I'd invent it myself of course.

They've already done it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r3tx3IEsN4

:cool:

MrJoeSoap

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

They've already done it

:cool:

Looks like they won't share it with the Irish though, cos we're poor and all that.

Immaculate Pasta

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

Looks like they won't share it with the Irish though, cos we're poor and all that.

Hmm I'm pretty sure I saw it when I last in Centra...

44leto

The future of laziness is struggle

I think this disgusting discrimination that exists against us lazy should stop. Laziness should be recognised as a disability and a true medical condition.
The amount of times I have been forced to work when I didn't want to is just heartbreaking, why can't they understand I am lazy and just give me a sick cert and pay me anyway:(:(:(:(:(

mfceiling

Can someone call round and read to me what the OP wrote...can't be arsed reading it myself...

MrJoeSoap

mfceiling wrote: »

Can someone call round and read to me what the OP wrote...can't be arsed reading it myself...

http://192.20.225.36/tts/speech/df56e1490f7c5307b9c69dd515a76fef.wav

chucken1

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

http://192.20.225.36/tts/speech/df56e1490f7c5307b9c69dd515a76fef.wav

:pac::pac::pac:

mfceiling

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

http://192.20.225.36/tts/speech/df56e1490f7c5307b9c69dd515a76fef.wav

Stephen?....Stephen Hawkins is that you?

MrJoeSoap

mfceiling wrote: »

Stephen?....Stephen Hawkins is that you?

http://192.20.225.36/tts/speech/ce7001ce29709d4e33c33488a4734438.wav

pragmatic1

A robot called the mammy 4000 that makes you dinner, cleans up after you and looks after you when you're sick.

chucken1

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

http://192.20.225.36/tts/speech/ce7001ce29709d4e33c33488a4734438.wav

:D:D ohhh talk to me!!!

Kevin Duffy

pragmatic1 wrote: »

An Irish robot called the mammy 4000 that makes you dinner, cleans up after you and looks after you when you're sick.

FYP

MrJoeSoap

chucken1 wrote: »

:D:D ohhh talk to me!!!

http://192.20.225.36/tts/speech/a76c6e75897ecb85d48ac01b3b4f3f24.wav

pragmatic1

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

FYP

Nah have one of those already. Unfortunately she has malfunctioned and wont do any of the aforementioned anymore.

MrJoeSoap

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Nah have one of those already. Unfortunately she has malfunctioned and wont do any of the aforementioned anymore.

Have you turned it off and on again? Has the firmware been upgraded? Did you check if it was plugged in?

44leto

pragmatic1 wrote: »

A robot called the mammy 4000 that makes you dinner, cleans up after you and looks after you when you're sick.

It wont work, it will come with assembly and operating instructions which I am to lazy to read.

pragmatic1

44leto wrote: »

It wont work, it will come with assembly and operating instructions which I am to lazy to read.

Just ask your auld one to do it for you.

superstoner90

what about a chair with a tolit in the same yoke so you can poo while looking at rte news

maxfresh

I'd say in the future there will be some sort of mind control thing that will move cursor on computer screen instead of a mouse or touch screen

Kevin Duffy

maxfresh wrote: »

I'd say in the future there will be some sort of mind control thing that will move cursor on computer screen instead of a mouse or touch screen

Are you still having to use your hands? Loser!



Sent from my MiNDphone

Chuck Stone

Find yourself a feeder.

This type of women will feed you until you are so morbidly obese you are immobile. She will then feed, metaphorically, on your impairment to validate her existence.

spirit_77

i wish i could just sit around all day and do nothing...oh wait i do

suzzi

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Find yourself a feeder.

This type of women will feed you until you are so morbidly obese you are immobile. She will then feed, metaphorically, on your impairment to validate her existence.

let's lose the "mammy" thing going on...

the groutch

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

Lying here in the bed with absolutely no will in the world or energy to move, wondering if there will be a time in my life when you can download food from the internet. Can someone get working on that for me please, because this laptop doesn't have much battery left and the charger is downstairs et cetera et cetera. Otherwise I'd invent it myself of course.

What is everyone's ideal future invention / discovery to make mankind that little bit lazier?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaNuB52_Irc

Kim_Il_Jong

hmmm.....hawkings.....local shop.....RCXD

hucklebuck

If only we had U2's money, it's a good start:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq3tq6qfmj8 :P

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