Brothel in my apartment block

Johnny Foreigner

I recently discovered there is a Brothel operating in my apartment block.
What would you do?
Would you inform the Guards about it or turn a blind eye?

AnamGlas

You should investigate further, just to be sure.

Sky King

Turn a japs eye.

cosanostra

F*ck them!

Super-Rush

No you didn't.

KeithM89_old

Johnny Foreigner wrote: »

What would you do?

Find out the rates and open a cheaper one.

Jaxxy

Ask them about their residential discount scheme.

uck51js9zml2yt

Call the guards. Its inviting trouble into your block.

minidazzler

Depends, is it just women working there voluntarily, as in just operating out of their apartment as hookers, or are they being made do it.

The Hill Billy

No, I'd just tell strangers on an internet forum. That'll preserve the moral status in your building.

LETHAL LADY

Maybe ask for a job sure tis mainly johnny foreigners work in them.

Sonz

Pictures! or gtfo :pac:

For Forks Sake

You need a few bags of coke to complete the set.

senorwipesalot

Burn some sense into them bitches

boynesider

Address please. I will investigate immediately

WoollyRedHat

Set up your own brothel, start a bit of healthy competition, monolopies aren't good.

John Doe1

Throw a grenade in and if they survive they are not prostitutes

charlemont

Johnny Foreigner wrote: »

I recently discovered there is a Brothel operating in my apartment block.
What would you do?
Would you inform the Guards about it or turn a blind eye?

Keep it to yourself and say nothing, What the Guards don't know won't hurt them. I had hookers living a few doors away for a while and to be honest they never bothered anyone.

ballsymchugh

tie a piebald up outside. no one will go in then.

wolf moon

Johnny Foreigner wrote: »

I recently discovered there is a Brothel operating in my apartment block.
What would you do?
?

I'd give it a go....

orourkeda

Whats the standard of fanny like?

iamstop

1st you need a bottom bitch.

Son Of A Vidic

charlemont wrote: »

I had hookers living a few doors away for a while and to be honest they never bothered anyone.

Ah yes but were you 'bothering' them?

amacachi

You've said before you're from Dundalk, the Gardai already know about it.

senorwipesalot

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Ah yes but were you 'bothering' them?

Id say the OP is bothering the arses off the tarts as we speak

boynesider

Tell them you want discount prices whenever you want or else you'll call the cops.

That's what I'd do anyway.

HovaBaby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUqb3NC-tLE

John Roth is your best friend.

Liam Byrne

Johnny Foreigner wrote: »

I recently discovered there is a Brothel operating in my apartment block.
What would you do?
Would you inform the Guards about it or turn a blind eye?

Willie, you were warned about this crap last time out. Just let it go or Micheál Martin will promote you to Taoiseach.

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Oakley Future Hose wrote: »

Call the guards. Its inviting trouble into your block.

really....... how did you come to this conclusion?

charlemont

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Ah yes but were you 'bothering' them?

No I wasn't but this man was..

Now listen very carefully and think about the words he is saying.

Johnny Foreigner

minidazzler wrote: »

Depends, is it just women working there voluntarily, as in just operating out of their apartment as hookers, or are they being made do it.

Its hard to say as I think one girl lives in the flat permanently but other girls seem to use it on shifts. There are always different girls coming and going from the apartment like a shift change. Its probably privately rented by a girl, then the other girls pay for a pitch.

HovaBaby

If you hear one baby keep on saying "Go on Daddy, HARDER, HARDER!! Damn your good."

That mean's HovaBaby is in the building.

Johnny Foreigner

AnamGlas wrote: »

You should investigate further, just to be sure.

I knocked on the door to give the girl a Christmas card. I thought it was strange that she stood behind the door peering her head round the whole time. Then her friend (another prostitute) came out into the hallway wearing very little. The funny thing is the day before I saw 2 different girls going into the flat, probably to start their shift. I never see the same girls come and go.

LETHAL LADY

Johnny Foreigner wrote: »

Its hard to say as I think one girl lives in the flat permanently but other girls seem to use it on shifts. There are always different girls coming and going from the apartment like a shift change. Its probably privately rented by a girl, then the other girls pay for a pitch.

Looks like they be needin a PIMP Johnny.

Johnny Foreigner

wolf moon wrote: »

I'd give it a go....

I don't think you would.
They aren't the best looking.

gigino

The gaurds have it under secret survellance and they think the nearby resident who called with a paper card / timesheet is their pimp. Thats you, Johnny.


Only one thing for it. To avoid suspicions of being their pimp, you need to be their client. Go on.

44leto

What can one do?, as far as I know it is illegal to operate a brothel, but if the place is just rented by the girls for escorting services,,is that illegal?? escorting is an arrangement by consenting adults.

Escorting is in a strange legal place. There are a host of sites that cater for it here in Ireland. According to a "TV3" doco I seen Dublin is now the sex capital of Europe. Something I find hard to believe.

gigino

44leto wrote: »

Escorting is in a strange legal place. There are a host of sites that cater for it here in Ireland. According to a "TV3" doco I seen Dublin is now the sex capital of Europe. Something I find hard to believe.

not surprising when johnny foreigner is the pimp. put him in jail i say.

KindOfIrish

Johnny Foreigner wrote: »

I recently discovered there is a Brothel operating in my apartment block.
What would you do?
Would you inform the Guards about it or turn a blind eye?

Organisation "One in Four" discovered that one in four children in this country has been raped. You better inform Guards about that.

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Johnny Foreigner wrote: »

I never see the same girls come and go.

Thats because when you come they go.:pac:

YouTookMyName

Did you ring a number OP and were surprised to be lead to your own apartment block?

gigino

put a red light in your window OP, it will bring you good luck and scare evil spirits away.


you could make a few handy quid for the xmas as well.

let us know how u get on


( on second thoughts, I'm joking ).

Ficheall

So.. party in your gaff then, OP?

constantg

44leto wrote: »

According to a "TV3" doco I seen Dublin is now the sex capital of Europe. Something I find hard to believe.

You've been to Dublin right???

jd

Johnny Foreigner wrote: »

Its hard to say as I think one girl lives in the flat permanently but other girls seem to use it on shifts. There are always different girls coming and going from the apartment like a shift change. Its probably privately rented by a girl, then the other girls pay for a pitch.

The punters cause the problems rather than the girls themselves. We had a problem with them in a few apartments, the management company (owners) liaised with the cops, and the apartments were busted. The johns often parked in resident's parking spots, and when they were finished found their cars were clamped! Fun times when they realised their wife would be waiting a bit longer for their return

44leto

constantg wrote: »

You've been to Dublin right???

I live there.

But I have lived in London, every street seems to have strip clubs, Pro's and brothels on them.

I don't even know where the street pro's hang out in Dub now, I think it has all gone online here,,I don't know.

But in other European cities it seems to be more visible then here. Go to Zurich and then compare that to Dublin.

Johnny Foreigner

YouTookMyName wrote: »

Did you ring a number OP and were surprised to be lead to your own apartment block?

No, some customers buzz my flat number on the intercom asking for the girls by mistake. I thought it was a brothel when I noticed men coming and going every hour or so. Then I noticed the girls coming to work on a shift change.

Corholio

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Maybe ask for a job sure tis mainly johnny foreigners work in them.

This post needs more thanks.

fran oconnor

Johnny Foreigner wrote: »

No, some customers buzz my flat number on the intercom asking for the girls by mistake. I thought it was a brothel when I noticed men coming and going every hour or so. Then I noticed the girls coming to work on a shift change.

Where is this place op?.

jd

Johnny Foreigner wrote: »

No, some customers buzz my flat number on the intercom asking for the girls by mistake..

Yeah, when it starts annoying other people (at 1 am or so), it has to be sorted out quickly

Johnny Foreigner

fran oconnor wrote: »

Where is this place op?.

Douglas Court.