Help me embarrass my brother, who's arriving @ the airport tonight

conf101

After Hours, I need to tap into your weird and demented minds.

I'm collecting my twin brother from the airport later (he's arriving in from Madrid, where he's been for the past 9 months) and want to embarrass him more than he's ever been embarrassed before. So I need a good idea for something to do. The current one is for my girlfriend to have a sign saying 'will you marry me?' and then scream ecstatically when he comes out and (hopefully) accepts.

But I know someone here has got a better idea, just waiting to be uttered.

I only have about an hour before I've to leave for the airport so need something quick and easy to organise.

latenia

Jock him

Ficheall

Your twin, eh? Can you pass for him?
Get security to chase you and run past him and get him caught instead? I don't know if you'd be up to it though...

Brendog

Dress in a gimp costume and wait at the gate holding a sign with his name.

Eathrin

Shoot an arrow to his knee?

dlofnep

Rob a bank, and leave a note saying "See ya suckers, I'm going to the airport to leave on a jet-plane".*

*Note, only works if you are identical twins.

byhookorbycrook

get your girl friend to stick a cushion up her jumper and "confront him" thst he ran off when he heard she was pregnant.

Eathrin

John Doe1 wrote: »

Blast him with Faeces

Haha I notice that you realised piss was taken, quick edit:D:pac:

A0

Your gf's idea won't embarrass him...
Shout his name a couple of times before you are close to him and give him a bunch of flowers and say "I missed you".

cocoshovel

Stand naked in the airport swinging your knob around in circles while screaming his name.

brummytom

Just scream his name repeatedly, pointing at him just so everyone knows exactly who you mean.

Fall to your knees crying "WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?!" for added effect.

Hank_Jones

You should wear a dress and run up and kiss him when he comes out of the gate.

ejmaztec

Tell customs that he's got a kilo of Heroin wedged up his arse.

Kevin Duffy

conf101 wrote: »

After Hours, I need to tap into your weird and demented minds.

I'm collecting my twin brother from the airport later (he's arriving in from Madrid, where he's been for the past 9 months) and want to embarrass him more than he's ever been embarrassed before. So I need a good idea for something to do. The current one is for my girlfriend to have a sign saying 'will you marry me?' and then scream ecstatically when he comes out and (hopefully) accepts.

But I know someone here has got a better idea, just waiting to be uttered.

I only have about an hour before I've to leave for the airport so need something quick and easy to organise.

Why would he accept a proposal from your girlfriend? If he does, surely he's going with the gag and won't be embarrassed?

InkSlinger67

Girlfriend with a sign on her back pointing to her ass stating "Pudding Goes Here" and running up and hugging him. Classy

Ghandee

Get yourself and a few mates to hold up placards protesting about pedophiles not being welcome back in your village, a soon as he appears through the gates shout 'there's the sick pervert now!' then harass him the whole way through arrivals!

Shane-KornSpace

A0 wrote: »

Your gf's idea won't embarrass him...
Shout his name a couple of times before you are close to him and give him a bunch of flowers and say "I missed you".

i like it! go up to him and squeeze his ass too and say "hey honey! i missed you!"

mattjack

Dress your girlfriend as a hooker , buy a large package of white flour , cover yourself in flour....
Shout loudly as he arrives "I got the coke ya posted earlier and heres the hooker ya asked for".....

x_Ellie_x

Find a girl that you know he's slept with before he left, borrow a baby off someone and pretend its your brother's, get the girl & baby to come to the airport with you so she can introduce the baby to his or her "daddy".

iMax

Get as many people as you can (even ask people already there) to "recognise" him & ask him for his autograph & get their photo taken with him. Video it, post here.

biko

Get some girls together and a big sign that says Ron Jeremy on it.

RichT

Ghandee wrote: »

Get yourself and a few mates to hold up placards protesting about pedophiles not being welcome back in your village, a soon as he appears through the gates shout 'there's the sick pervert now!' then harass him the whole way through arrivals!

I'm trying to work out what would be worse.......... Your friend or your enemy :eek:

Auldloon

Phones off and hide. Stay hidden.

woodoo

Pretend to give him a hug but instead give him the biggest wedgie ever in front of the whole airport.

Darkginger

Get a group of people together to sing 'Tie a Yellow Ribbon' at him. Preferably dressed in yellow.

mconigol

Pretend you've never met him before and have just randomly bumped into someone in the airport who looks exactly the same as you.

Get some tourists to take your photo.

stick a cushion up YOUR jumper and say 'babe, we did it, we're going have a baby.' cue looks of disgust from other travellers...

You're pure evil by the way

Ronin247

Have a call on the public address ask for johnny whonny* to meet mummy wummy at the information desk( * whatever his name is).Dress up in drag and meet him with a big sloppy kiss.

Archeron

Hank_Jones wrote: »

You should wear a dress and run up and kiss him when he comes out of the gate.

This one I like. Dress like a really bad drag queen and the first thing you say is 'i know you always wondered how you'd look as a woman'. Them mimic his every action out of the airport.

danniemcq

bomb threat and give his/your description ....

can't see how it could backfire

danniemcq

danniemcq wrote: »

bomb threat and give his/your description ....

can't see how it could backfire

oooh, you're evil LOL


yellowcake Uranium coming though...:)

Mr.Crinklewood

Whatever it is make sure you record it and post it here.

starbelgrade

Start banging your sister up the ass just he comes into the arrivals lounge.

starbelgrade

starbelgrade wrote: »

Start banging your sister up the ass just he comes into the arrivals lounge.

:eek:

InkSlinger67

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

FYP for AH and added mental scars

:eek::eek::eek:

DonkeyStyle \o/

You left it too late OP. Need at least 3 days notice.
All I can think of now is cover your face in shaving cream and apply glitter, and a tinsel scarf.

ballsymchugh

trot in to arrivals on a piebald with a big sign for him.

nicechick!

conf101 wrote: »

After Hours, I need to tap into your weird and demented minds.

I'm collecting my twin brother from the airport later (he's arriving in from Madrid, where he's been for the past 9 months) and want to embarrass him more than he's ever been embarrassed before. So I need a good idea for something to do. The current one is for my girlfriend to have a sign saying 'will you marry me?' and then scream ecstatically when he comes out and (hopefully) accepts.

But I know someone here has got a better idea, just waiting to be uttered.

I only have about an hour before I've to leave for the airport so need something quick and easy to organise.

Get your gf out wearing her pj's and big dirty earrings!!, drive up in a van with a mattress strapped top roll down the window going ''hey boss are ya ready'' or other

starbelgrade

starbelgrade wrote: »

Start banging your sister up the ass just he comes into the arrivals lounge.

your da, your da, your da


:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:



( gets coat....):o

Mr Trade In

Tell Customs someone stole your passport and you have reason to believe they are flying in tonight, give his name as your own.

Mr.Crinklewood

Just be yourself.

have yis got a dog? if so, get dog, borrow flourescent jacket, put on dog, write Customs on the jacket, allow the family pet to welcome him home as he comes through arrivals, passersby, will be shocked and thrilled to see Customs at work.:D:D:D

Luap

Don't show up at the airport, that'll will embarrass him.

Paco Rodriguez

Lets do a AH flashmob

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRYU4cqUAUs

The_Thing

Get Michael O'Leary to suck him off in the arrivals hall and send the photos to the Sunday World

recylingbin

conf101 wrote: »

After Hours, I need to tap into your weird and demented minds.

I'm collecting my twin brother from the airport later (he's arriving in from Madrid, where he's been for the past 9 months) and want to embarrass him more than he's ever been embarrassed before. So I need a good idea for something to do. The current one is for my girlfriend to have a sign saying 'will you marry me?' and then scream ecstatically when he comes out and (hopefully) accepts.

But I know someone here has got a better idea, just waiting to be uttered.

I only have about an hour before I've to leave for the airport so need something quick and easy to organise.

Tell people who have respect for him that you're his brother.

LETHAL LADY

As he walks through the arrivals gates serenade him at the top of your voice with the song he aint heavy, hes my brother whilst wearing a fat suit.

Defiler Of The Coffin

Could you hire a midget to dress up like yourself and meet him at the airport? After the initial shock you could emerge from behind a pillar, wearing sunglasses, Jeremy Beadle-style

Cheeky_gal

cocoshovel wrote: »

Stand naked in the airport swinging your knob around in circles while screaming his name.

Hahahahahaha

castletownman

Roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge

the groutch

pay one of the airport staff to wait til just after he's collected his luggage, and then chase after him waving a random plastic container, shouting "Sir, Sir, you dropped your Viagara"