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You Know You're Getting Old When . . . .

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  • 12-12-2011 1:32am
    #1
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭


    . . . . . . you prefer posting on boards to watching porn.


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    #2
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    ...you really look forward to having a good sit down


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    #3
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    where do i go from here wrote: »
    . . . . . . you prefer posting on boards to watching porn.
    nothing to do with age there I'd say. Unless you have problems getting it up...


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    #4
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    You get a massive fcuk off hangover that only seems to get worse


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    #5
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    you whisper 'ahhh jaysus' when you stand up out of a chair

    you prefer a few pints to going to a nightclub


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    #6
    seantorious
    Closed Accounts Posts: 193 ✭✭seantorious


    When you have to trim your nasal hair because others say they can see it sticking out of your nose.


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    #7
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    when you deiced that the only important thing in life is happiness :)


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    #8
    policarp
    Registered Users Posts: 3,661 ✭✭✭policarp


    When you don't know where to go from here. . .


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    #9
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    You're mates stop just calling over randomly uninvited.


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    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    you prefer a few pints to going to a nightclub

    Nah nothing to do with age


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    mackg
    Registered Users Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    You're mates stop just calling over randomly uninvited.

    I'm still young so!

    I'm not looking forward to that day tbh.


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    #12
    JerryHandbag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    ...when you can't trust a fart


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    #13
    PseudoFamous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    where do i go from here wrote: »
    . . . . . . you prefer posting on boards to watching porn.

    I go on the internet a lot, and I can't watch porn all day or it starts to hurt, so boards is the obvious replacement.

    And how the hell can someone actually sit and watch porn all day? A friend of mine does it. You could go into his house, and he'd just be sitting there, watching it. Not even ****, just watching. Its a bit weird, tbh.


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    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    stupidusername wrote: »
    Nah nothing to do with age

    Actually I suppose generally it would be.i've just always been one for a comfy pub,good pub smell,with some music in the background and some chats.


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    Micko23
    Registered Users Posts: 149 ✭✭Micko23


    You make an unnecessary grunt when you sit down and say 'now'


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    #16
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    When you see a good looking girl wearing thin tights in the Winter and your first thought is "jaysis, she must be freezing"


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    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    When you think all new music is shìte


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    #18
    Funkfield
    Registered Users Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭Funkfield


    ...when your join date is prior to June 2002


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    #19
    Arianna_26
    Closed Accounts Posts: 304 ✭✭Arianna_26


    ... you find pubs/clubs too noisy!


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    Arianna_26
    Closed Accounts Posts: 304 ✭✭Arianna_26


    Paparazzo wrote: »
    When you think all new music is shìte

    That just means you have good taste :)


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    fergiesfolly
    Registered Users Posts: 3,343 ✭✭✭fergiesfolly


    When you think Paul Scholes is way too young to be retiring.


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    #22
    mackg
    Registered Users Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    stupidusername wrote: »
    Actually I suppose generally it would be.i've just always been one for a comfy pub,good pub smell,with some music in the background and some chats.

    dacent chats boi I'm buzzin off my tits


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    #23
    starlit
    Registered Users Posts: 12,342 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Rather stay at home than go out!

    Certain taste in music, clothes, tv and films change!

    Going to bed earlier and getting up earlier!

    Taking the time with the booze when out...

    Falling asleep on couch before bed!

    Complaining about noise!


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    #24
    Taco Corp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,718 ✭✭✭Taco Corp


    When the barber asks if you want your eyebrows trimmed as well.


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    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users Posts: 10,257 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    .......when you and your teeth don't sleep together.


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    #26
    real stig
    Registered Users Posts: 58 ✭✭real stig


    You can have a successful protest for your medical card, putting everyone else to shame


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    #27
    fergiesfolly
    Registered Users Posts: 3,343 ✭✭✭fergiesfolly


    Surley wrote: »
    When the barber asks if you want your eyebrows trimmed as well.

    Ah Jaysus....I'm fooked


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    #28
    Dotrel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    You realise you're older than most/all the players on your favourite sports team.


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    #29
    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,534 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Your much younger siblings become embarrassed by your attempts to be hip.
    When you'd rather a good strong cup of tea than an alcoholic beverage.
    When you start saying "young people these days"


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    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    KKkitty wrote: »
    Your much younger siblings become embarrassed by your attempts to be hip.
    When you'd rather a good strong cup of tea than an alcoholic beverage.
    When you start saying "young people these days"

    Ick strong tea :(!

    when you run a 100 meters and have to stop because your knees are shot.


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    #31
    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,534 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Snowie wrote: »
    KKkitty wrote: »
    Your much younger siblings become embarrassed by your attempts to be hip.
    When you'd rather a good strong cup of tea than an alcoholic beverage.
    When you start saying "young people these days"

    Ick strong tea :(!

    when you run a 100 meters and have to stop because your knees are shot.
    Strong tea is sublime Snowie. You're never going to forget my fcuked up knees are ya :)


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