You Know You're Getting Old When . . . .

Where To

. . . . . . you prefer posting on boards to watching porn.

stupidusername

...you really look forward to having a good sit down

TeddyTedson

where do i go from here wrote: »

. . . . . . you prefer posting on boards to watching porn.

nothing to do with age there I'd say. Unless you have problems getting it up...

Professey Chin

You get a massive fcuk off hangover that only seems to get worse

admiralofthefleet

you whisper 'ahhh jaysus' when you stand up out of a chair

you prefer a few pints to going to a nightclub

seantorious

When you have to trim your nasal hair because others say they can see it sticking out of your nose.

Snowie

when you deiced that the only important thing in life is happiness

policarp

When you don't know where to go from here. . .

TeddyTedson

You're mates stop just calling over randomly uninvited.

stupidusername

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

you prefer a few pints to going to a nightclub

Nah nothing to do with age

mackg

TeddyTedson wrote: »

You're mates stop just calling over randomly uninvited.

I'm still young so!

I'm not looking forward to that day tbh.

JerryHandbag

...when you can't trust a fart

PseudoFamous

where do i go from here wrote: »

. . . . . . you prefer posting on boards to watching porn.

I go on the internet a lot, and I can't watch porn all day or it starts to hurt, so boards is the obvious replacement.

And how the hell can someone actually sit and watch porn all day? A friend of mine does it. You could go into his house, and he'd just be sitting there, watching it. Not even ****, just watching. Its a bit weird, tbh.

stupidusername

stupidusername wrote: »

Nah nothing to do with age

Actually I suppose generally it would be.i've just always been one for a comfy pub,good pub smell,with some music in the background and some chats.

Micko23

You make an unnecessary grunt when you sit down and say 'now'

Richard Hillman

When you see a good looking girl wearing thin tights in the Winter and your first thought is "jaysis, she must be freezing"

Paparazzo

When you think all new music is shìte

Funkfield

...when your join date is prior to June 2002

Arianna_26

... you find pubs/clubs too noisy!

Arianna_26

Paparazzo wrote: »

When you think all new music is shìte

That just means you have good taste

fergiesfolly

When you think Paul Scholes is way too young to be retiring.

mackg

stupidusername wrote: »

Actually I suppose generally it would be.i've just always been one for a comfy pub,good pub smell,with some music in the background and some chats.

dacent chats boi I'm buzzin off my tits

starlit

Rather stay at home than go out!

Certain taste in music, clothes, tv and films change!

Going to bed earlier and getting up earlier!

Taking the time with the booze when out...

Falling asleep on couch before bed!

Complaining about noise!

Taco Corp

When the barber asks if you want your eyebrows trimmed as well.

Standard Toaster

.......when you and your teeth don't sleep together.

real stig

You can have a successful protest for your medical card, putting everyone else to shame

fergiesfolly

Surley wrote: »

When the barber asks if you want your eyebrows trimmed as well.

Ah Jaysus....I'm fooked

Dotrel

You realise you're older than most/all the players on your favourite sports team.

KKkitty

Your much younger siblings become embarrassed by your attempts to be hip.
When you'd rather a good strong cup of tea than an alcoholic beverage.
When you start saying "young people these days"

Snowie

KKkitty wrote: »

Your much younger siblings become embarrassed by your attempts to be hip.
When you'd rather a good strong cup of tea than an alcoholic beverage.
When you start saying "young people these days"

Ick strong tea !

when you run a 100 meters and have to stop because your knees are shot.

KKkitty

Snowie wrote: »

KKkitty wrote: »

Your much younger siblings become embarrassed by your attempts to be hip.
When you'd rather a good strong cup of tea than an alcoholic beverage.
When you start saying "young people these days"

Ick strong tea !

when you run a 100 meters and have to stop because your knees are shot.

Strong tea is sublime Snowie. You're never going to forget my fcuked up knees are ya

Giselle

When you randomly think to yourself that you'd love a nice cup of tea.

When a cup of tea mentally becomes 'a nice cup of tea'

When it becomes much more important that you keep warm when you're out than it is that you look good.

When you make an excuse to NOT go out, because you're tired and theres a good movie on you haven't seen.

When you stop caring about any of the above.

harry Bailey esq

you start shopping in boyers

ballsymchugh

you have a dedicated stick for mixing paint.

Snowie

KKkitty wrote: »

Strong tea is sublime Snowie. You're never going to forget my fcuked up knees are ya

Ive got fūcked up knees to

Im gonna be an invalid in a few years time

and as for strong tea thats just soooo wrong :pac:

I like coffee

Where To

. . . . the price of bird feed annoys you more than the price of a pint.

S. Goodspeed

You know you're getting old when you open up a thread on boards called 'You Know You're Getting Old When ...' to see how many of the responses apply to you.

fergiesfolly

When you read the previous posts in this thread and realise most of them apply to you.

admiralofthefleet

when you start wearing thermal vests (im wearing one now under my tshirt, so im fucked)

KKkitty

Snowie wrote: »

KKkitty wrote: »

Strong tea is sublime Snowie. You're never going to forget my fcuked up knees are ya

Ive got fūcked up knees to

Im gonna be an invalid in a few years time

and as for strong tea thats just soooo wrong :pac:

I like coffee

Coffee is grand but when you're pushing on best not to drink much of it haha.

ibarelycare

...you turn off your CD in the car at the top of every hour to hear the news

Snowie

KKkitty wrote: »

Coffee is grand but when you're pushing on best not to drink much of it haha.

You really are getting old if you talk about tea in that kinda manor


seriously you need some sort of toy boy to sort that problem out :pac:

Snowie

ibarelycare wrote: »

...you turn off your CD in the car at the top of every hour to hear the news

your lying!

I know you don't do that

ibarelycare

Snowie wrote: »

your lying!

I know you don't do that

Eh yes I do!!!

suzzi

when the only thing i am using my fingers for at 01.44 in the morning is typing.....

KKkitty

Snowie wrote: »

KKkitty wrote: »

Coffee is grand but when you're pushing on best not to drink much of it haha.

You really are getting old if you talk about tea in that kinda manor


seriously you need some sort of toy boy to sort that problem out :pac:

I have a fella but years ago I could drink coffee all day not a bother. Now too much coffee gives me headaches.

Ave Sodalis

Is it bad if you're 17 and a lot of these posts apply to you?

Standard Toaster

When you nod in agreement with each post in this thread.

Snowie

ibarelycare wrote: »

Eh yes I do!!!

!!!!! doesn't get your point across any better i was playing with you...

KKkitty wrote: »

I have a fella but years ago I could drink coffee all day not a bother. Now too much coffee gives me headaches.

really i get headaches when i don't have any I love coffee its my friend

real stig

Prunes are a necessary food source

Snowie

real stig wrote: »

Prunes are a necessary food source

lol thast brillant

:pac: