Worst date you have ever been on?

G.muny

Inspired by the worst sex thread anyone been on any terrible or strange dates?

minidazzler

When I was about 18, she came across as quite racist, very homophobic and I barely remember any of it, though I was sober.

senorwipesalot

Friday the 13th
fcukin terrible

bluto63

When I was 19 my friend needed a wingman for a date he was going on, someone to keep her friend she was bringing busy. So I went along. She turned out to be 40 years old. Not a good looking 40 either. She kept telling me about all the celebrities she's met in her life. Most weren't even celebrities. Tried changing the subject, but she always brought it back to people she's met. Was God awful.

Brendog

When I was 16. This girl asked me out. I said I wasn't looking for anything serious and she offered to just go to the cinema. Being a lovely lad and getting a free trip to the cinema I chose to accept her offer.

Get there. Had to sit through 1 and a quarter hours of Norbit. (recognised as the worst Eddie Murphy movie of Eddie Murphy movies)

After I realised no hanky panky would take place, I excused myself to the bathroom and went home.

G.muny

The very worst was with this guy I had been out with a lot before and seemed like an normal guy. So anyway he invited me to this cottage he had which he said was in Wicklow just outside of Dublin. So I was excited thinking tonight would be the first time we slept together.

So got the sexy undies ready and we headed out to the cottage which was NOT just outside Dublin. It was this tiny cottage in the middle of no where. So after some DVDs we decided to call it a night. He went to the bathroom so I stripped down to what I thought were the sexy undies and waited for him to come back. So we get into bed have a bit of a kiss, I am being quite obvious about my intentions and after a bit of that he kisses me on the forehead and says "Ok well good night!". So I am a tad bit mortafied but think maybe he is not ready yet so go asleep.

I wake up in the middle of the night in this dark cottage in the middle of no where and he is leaning over me his face inchs from mine. So I get a fright and ask is he ok. He answers "Are you sitting up looking at me?" to which I answer "No thats what you are doing to me". He then informs me he had been dreaming about me all night. I say "Nice dreams I hope" and he says "No, I kept hurting you and you were screaming at me and calling me a wanker and I just wouldn't stop and I don't know why I was doing it" :eek:

He then continued to lean over me staring at me for another 5 minutes then rolled over and went back to sleep. I lay awake waiting for the morning refused breakfast and just asked him to bring me home. Never answered any of his calls or texts again.

anto2

>>Worst date you have ever been on?<<

Guess it was my first date .It went bad because i was so nervous and shy .I have changed a lot since then though ;-)

BunShopVoyeur

G.muny wrote: »

The very worst was with this guy I had been out with a lot before and seemed like an normal guy. So anyway he invited me to this cottage he had which he said was in Wicklow just outside of Dublin. So I was excited thinking tonight would be the first time we slept together.

So got the sexy undies ready and we headed out to the cottage which was NOT just outside Dublin. It was this tiny cottage in the middle of no where. So after some DVDs we decided to call it a night. He went to the bathroom so I stripped down to what I thought were the sexy undies and waited for him to come back. So we get into bed have a bit of a kiss, I am being quite obvious about my intentions and after a bit of that he kisses me on the forehead and says "Ok well good night!". So I am a tad bit mortafied but think maybe he is not ready yet so go asleep.

I wake up in the middle of the night in this dark cottage in the middle of no where and he is leaning over me his face inchs from mine. So I get a fright and ask is he ok. He answers "Are you sitting up looking at me?" to which I answer "No thats what you are doing to me". He then informs me he had been dreaming about me all night. I say "Nice dreams I hope" and he says "No, I kept hurting you and you were screaming at me and calling me a wanker and I just wouldn't stop and I don't know why I was doing it" :eek:

He then continued to lean over me staring at me for another 5 minutes then rolled over and went back to sleep. I lay awake waiting for the morning refused breakfast and just asked him to bring me home. Never answered any of his calls or texts again.

Was his first name Larry? Surname M.......?

The psycho

G.muny

I remember another time I went the cinema as a first date. He bought us a large popcorn to share and asked me to carry. I told him he would prob be better carrying it as I am really clumsy. He insisted I did and it would be fine. We went to sit down. He sat first and as I did I accidently dumped the entried contents all over him. It was like a waterfall of popcorn.

I was mortfied and kept apolgising. He was just as embarrassed and instead of brushing it off he just sat in it for the whole film.

Another time, my friend set my up with her then boyfriends friend. So he picked me up and we went for a meal which was fine but on the way back in the car he put on some seriously racist country songs. Which invovled talking about hanging black people and anytime we passed a black person on the road he rolled down the window and sang it at them. When we got to my house I told him I thought he was a prick and to lose my number.

Rhys Essien

G.muny wrote: »

I remember another time I went the cinema as a first date. He bought us a large popcorn to share and asked me to carry. I told him he would prob be better carrying it as I am really clumsy. He insisted I did and it would be fine. We went to sit down. He sat first and as I did I accidently dumped the entried contents all over him. It was like a waterfall of popcorn.

I was mortfied and kept apolgising. He was just as embarrassed and instead of brushing it off he just sat in it for the whole film.

Another time, my friend set my up with her then boyfriends friend. So he picked me up and we went for a meal which was fine but on the way back in the car he put on some seriously racist country songs. Which invovled talking about hanging black people and anytime we passed a black person on the road he rolled down the window and sang it at them. When we got to my house I told him I thought he was a prick and to lose my number.

You are havin right bad luck.If you are around Friday night I'll show you what a proper date is.

PS (Have those sexy undies ready):D

kylith

I once agreed to go out with a guy who I met at a party because he was coked off his head and wouldn't leave me alone until I agreed. So I meet him in a pub the next day and discover that he's still coked off his head. I figured, **** it, I may as make the best of it and we had an alright, but strange, time until he starts trying to dry hump me, so I excused myself and left.

sarahbro

Got brought to see The Village on a blind date. Slept the whole way through the movie :P Never saw him again

Siuin

G.muny wrote: »

The very worst was with this guy I had been out with a lot before and seemed like an normal guy. So anyway he invited me to this cottage he had which he said was in Wicklow just outside of Dublin. So I was excited thinking tonight would be the first time we slept together.

So got the sexy undies ready and we headed out to the cottage which was NOT just outside Dublin. It was this tiny cottage in the middle of no where. So after some DVDs we decided to call it a night. He went to the bathroom so I stripped down to what I thought were the sexy undies and waited for him to come back. So we get into bed have a bit of a kiss, I am being quite obvious about my intentions and after a bit of that he kisses me on the forehead and says "Ok well good night!". So I am a tad bit mortafied but think maybe he is not ready yet so go asleep.

I wake up in the middle of the night in this dark cottage in the middle of no where and he is leaning over me his face inchs from mine. So I get a fright and ask is he ok. He answers "Are you sitting up looking at me?" to which I answer "No thats what you are doing to me". He then informs me he had been dreaming about me all night. I say "Nice dreams I hope" and he says "No, I kept hurting you and you were screaming at me and calling me a wanker and I just wouldn't stop and I don't know why I was doing it" :eek:

He then continued to lean over me staring at me for another 5 minutes then rolled over and went back to sleep. I lay awake waiting for the morning refused breakfast and just asked him to bring me home. Never answered any of his calls or texts again.

o.O
I hope the second date wasn't in the Wicklow mountains...

booboo88

Worst ever date was with a guy I met ages ago, we went for a spin(bad idea) He kept stalling the car purposely when people got too close him and then the road rage outbursts. He worked quite close to where I do, so it meant I kept getting texts about how he "felt a connection" as he drove past me while I walked to work:rolleyes:

ringadingding

I was chased down the road by a scouse father once for kissing his daughter in the park.

We were 11, oh Shelley Smith, it could have been wonderful had we been given a proper run of it.......................

Jimmy Bottlehead

Broke up with my ex girlfriend, had a date with another girl about 5-6 days later.

Anyways had a lovely time hanging out in Stephens Green, then grabbed a Subway together in Temple Bar which was near her bus-stop.

I knew my ex was in town for a gig but thought she'd stick to around O'Connell St. as the gig was in the Ambassador.

Imagine my surprise when she walked by me and date girl with a look of absolute fury on her face.
She walked over and swung me around by the shoulder and asked "what the **** do you think you're doing?" followed by "she's not even ****ing good-looking!"

Anyways I told her I was now single, doing nothing wrong and that I would talk to her once I dropped Date Girl (who was hiding in a nearby shop) to her bus.

Dropped Date Girl to her bus, then spent the whole night comforting my upset and crying ex in town and in mine.

Not an ideal first date :-(

Immaculate Pasta

G.muny wrote: »

I remember another time I went the cinema as a first date. He bought us a large popcorn to share and asked me to carry. I told him he would prob be better carrying it as I am really clumsy. He insisted I did and it would be fine. We went to sit down. He sat first and as I did I accidently dumped the entried contents all over him. It was like a waterfall of popcorn.

I was mortfied and kept apolgising. He was just as embarrassed and instead of brushing it off he just sat in it for the whole film.

You spilt the popcorn on purposely didn't you?

Snowie

i once went on a date with an austrlain girl she didn't tell me I don't really like there voice :eek:so all I could do was

talk about my mam and how great she was :pac:

another time i went for a date with an arty farty chick who was really the most critical woman I've ever meet that did not end well off course didn't help that id been doing assignments all night, and had around 10 cups of coffee

WIRED

booboo88

Jimmy Bottlehead wrote: »

Broke up with my ex girlfriend, had a date with another girl about 5-6 days later.

Anyways had a lovely time hanging out in Stephens Green, then grabbed a Subway together in Temple Bar which was near her bus-stop.

I knew my ex was in town for a gig but thought she'd stick to around O'Connell St. as the gig was in the Ambassador.

Imagine my surprise when she walked by me and date girl with a look of absolute fury on her face.
She walked over and swung me around by the shoulder and asked "what the **** do you think you're doing?" followed by "she's not even ****ing good-looking!"

Anyways I told her I was now single, doing nothing wrong and that I would talk to her once I dropped Date Girl (who was hiding in a nearby shop) to her bus.

Dropped Date Girl to her bus, then spent the whole night comforting my upset and crying ex in town and in mine.

Not an ideal first date :-(

5 -6 days later? Are flipping kiddin me? You're a real catch :rolleyes:

Kevin Duffy

I went to see The Birdcage with a girl on a first date. We were late and it was full, so we had to sit in the front row. Halfway through, a little after the scene where Nathan Lane learns to walk like John Wayne, I had to go to the bathroom. As I walked out, across the front row, I couldn't resist doing the John Wayne walk. The people around us all laughed. She didn't see the funny side, she didn't speak to me again.

booboo88

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

I went to see The Birdcage with a girl on a first date. We were late and it was full, so we had to sit in the front row. Halfway through, a little after the scene where Nathan Lane learns to walk like John Wayne, I had to go to the bathroom. As I walked out, across the front row, I couldn't resist doing the John Wayne walk. The people around us all laughed. She didn't see the funny side, she didn't speak to me again.

I lol'd:o

Kevin Duffy

booboo88 wrote: »

I lol'd:o

Pity I wasn't on the date with you so

William_Hicley

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

I went to see The Birdcage with a girl on a first date. We were late and it was full, so we had to sit in the front row. Halfway through, a little after the scene where Nathan Lane learns to walk like John Wayne, I had to go to the bathroom. As I walked out, across the front row, I couldn't resist doing the John Wayne walk. The people around us all laughed. She didn't see the funny side, she didn't speak to me again.

Ha? Thats hilarious, what was her problem?

Siuin

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

I went to see The Birdcage with a girl on a first date. We were late and it was full, so we had to sit in the front row. Halfway through, a little after the scene where Nathan Lane learns to walk like John Wayne, I had to go to the bathroom. As I walked out, across the front row, I couldn't resist doing the John Wayne walk. The people around us all laughed. She didn't see the funny side, she didn't speak to me again.

Lucky save for you- at least you didn't get saddled with a dry bitch lol

Kevin Duffy

William_Hicley wrote: »

Ha? Thats hilarious, what was her problem?

I will refer your question to my spokesman;

Siuin wrote: »

Lucky save for you- at least you didn't get saddled with a dry bitch lol

ringadingding

She probably thought you'd sharted

Ledger

Does debs count?

Brought this girl I'd been texting/flirting with for a while. We both had quite a few drinks naturally, she however proceeded to start trying to get off with one of my mates, and succeeded in getting off with another guy too.


Bitch.

Kevin Duffy

ringadingding wrote: »

She probably thought you'd sharted

No, she couldn't have made that mistake as I'd have done a Dutch oven under the coat we were using to cover the fumbling.

G.muny

Rhys Essien wrote: »

You are havin right bad luck.If you are around Friday night I'll show you what a proper date is.

PS (Have those sexy undies ready):D

Haha, I do have the worst luck ever as far as dating goes. More of them have been bad other than good.

booboo88

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

Pity I wasn't on the date with you so

:P

Wattle

Snogged this girl one night at a party and a few weeks later invited her to a school function. Now silly me for thinking that because she snogged me that she might actually like me. Anyway when the big night arrived she made it clear within the first half an hour that she wasn't even remotely into me and that nothing would be happening. Boy that was a long night.

horseone

My date brought her fully grown dalmation dog on our first(& last) f2f. We had to sit outside a foodie pub and tied his leash to my leg chair. Everytime the waiter passed with an order, the dog took off.
With the dog in the back of her car at the end of the night, I threw the head and the dog started to growl!!

I politely declined the chance of a 2nd interview.

Randomer.

booboo88 wrote: »

5 -6 days later? Are flipping kiddin me? You're a real catch :rolleyes:

I don't get it, what did he do wrong? Is there a no date timezone after the end of a relationship?

Genuinely confused.

starlit

Can't really recall a bad date I have ever been on. Haven't been on many as either had a boyfriend or hooked up with people on a one night basis rarely meet up with them at a later date. Most dates been platonic and 'friendship' didn't last. Never saw them again.

I suppose the nearest thing to the worst date I have been on was one guy was on the phone for most of the date!

DonJose

booboo88 wrote: »

I lol'd:o

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

Pity I wasn't on the date with you so

booboo88 wrote: »

:P

Get a room

carolmarx

When I was fourteen a lad invited me over to his house for a dvd...I got my first period.. on the cream couch in the family room. Oh the shame

policarp

In the back seat at the cinema.
Dropped the hand, hairy down there.
Can I have a look?
Sure.
Went down, couldn't see.
Do you have a match?
Sure.
Went down for a second look.
Can you piss through all them hairs?
Sure.
You better start pissing quick, your gee's on fire. . .

snickerpuss

It involved a very nice yet terribly awkward lad who eventually leaned in to kiss me but instead misjudged the angle and just loudly and quite roughly smacked his glasses off mine. It was a blessing in disguise cos I hadn't really been feeling any spark etc anyway. I felt extra bad for him cos it was so like something stupid I would do.

Pdfile

went to see paranormal activity and snored through it, went then to harry potter and snored through that which has work out for the both of us seeing as how shes a sad harry potter fan and im well... not.

Thats acutaly a double win their but meh.

upandcumming

booboo88 wrote: »

5 -6 days later? Are flipping kiddin me? You're a real catch :rolleyes:

Ah come out. What do you want from him the guy? Mope around for a few months and cry into his pillow every night?

Stiffler2

My First date involved meeting this traveller girl at a club
when we got back to the trailer she said






actually F**k it






"just lob it into me boss, none of yer fancy stuff"
just had to say it

COYW

Went on a date with my mates gfs best friend. Met her in a pub in the city centre. She spent the whole 90 mins slating my mate, saying that her friend was only with him until someone better came along. Anyway, I made my excuses about needing to get the last bus home and never spoke to her again.

Decided the single life was the one for me after that.

Sykk

kylith wrote: »

I once agreed to go out with a guy who I met at a party because he was coked off his head and wouldn't leave me alone until I agreed. So I meet him in a pub the next day and discover that he's still coked off his head. I figured, **** it, I may as make the best of it and we had an alright, but strange, time until he starts trying to dry hump me, so I excused myself and left.

So you decided to meet the coke head after you know he was a coke head? Nice.

Sykk

Wattle wrote: »

Snogged

charlietheminxx

I went on a cinema date with this guy, it was our first date.... We had a couple of drinks before the film (literally, 2 drinks) and it turns out he couldn't handle his spirits at all. He was all over me for the entire film, literally smothering me with cuddles, and grabbed me for a goodnight kiss afterwards and bit my face. He actually bit my face! I was completely shocked and he said that I clearly wasn't used to being a bit kinky HE BIT MY FACE ON A FIRST DATE! Still in shock over that one :P

Wompa1

COYW wrote: »

Went on a date with my mates gfs best friend. Met her in a pub in the city centre. She spent the whole 90 mins slating my mate, saying that her friend was only with him until someone better came along. Anyway, I made my excuses about needing to get the last bus home and never spoke to her again.

Decided the single life was the one for me after that.

Had a somewhat similar experience. I was texting a girl for a few days, she jokingly said she expected me to be in a tux and have flowers etc. On my way to meet her I noticed a patch of flowers so I plucked one and gave it to her. I'll never forget the look of fear and disgust on her face. We went to a quiet pub and it turned out she knew my brother and one of my cousins and went on a 20 minute rant about what d!cks they were.

She then asked me to see her again, which I said I would. Had been going through a long dry spell! She asked me to meet her one day when she got off work to go to the cinema, she cancelled a short while beforehand because the weather was too bad. Queue me getting the message while in said bad weather. I didn't bother contacting her again.

She then contacted me again a few months later with a text that started with "I hate asking you this" ...Great start...she wanted help because she couldn't figure out relationships in her Database project. I sent a reply back saying I usually check my notes when I'm stuck with something and I don't have any problem with my relationships. No interest, Sorry.

cowlove

I went on a date with a guy who told me that his work mates tie him up, hang him upside down and pour oil all over him.

Strangely this is not attractive!

He then wanted me to dance with him in a quiet bar with people having intimate conversations.

Funnily enough I never went on a second date!

Professey Chin

cowlove wrote: »

I went on a date with a guy who told me that his work mates tie him up, hang him upside down and pour oil all over him.

Strangely this is not attractive!

He then wanted me to dance with him in a quiet bar with people having intimate conversations.

Funnily enough I never went on a second date!

O_O
>_<
O_O

COYW

charlietheminxx wrote: »

goodnight kiss afterwards and bit my face. He actually bit my face! I was completely shocked and he said that I clearly wasn't used to being a bit kinky HE BIT MY FACE ON A FIRST DATE! Still in shock over that one :P

I just burst out laughing at that in the middle of my office.

Karona

Went on a date with this older guy and we get chatting about what we do, where we live all the usual crap. I ask him about his housemates, cue him telling me he lives with his parents (that doesn't bother me in the slightest, but what comes next does) and that he has no plans of moving out, why would he when he gets his dinner handed to him, his clothes washed, his bedroom cleaned and he doesn't even hand over money to his parents.

I couldn't get our of there quick enough. Mammy's boy or what!

Trankton

Was going out with a girl in Austrlia for a couple of months when we decided we should go away to the coast for the weekend. First night went really well. The second night, before we went out I texted my friend to ask him to let my boss know I'd be out sick the following day, only to get a text back from my Boss thanking me for the pre-notice of sickness...D'oh.

We then head out for a nice meal and end up in an Irish bar smashing vodkas. We get outside the pub and both of us collapse laughing onto the ground, after a while of this I realise I need to piss and remember seeing some public toilets across by the beach, so say I'll be back in a minute.

Half an hour later she starts getting worried and goes looking for me. As she's ringing my phone she notices a blue light in the distance, follows it only to find me wrapped around a tree covered in blood and scratches. It turns out I had misjudged where the toilets were and while trying to find them I fall down a hill knocking myself out against a tree and ended up completely wrapped up in the roots of the tree.

So she finally manages to wake me from my concussed state but I refused to move, and the only way she could get me back to the apt was by constantly saying "Oh, how will I ever get home, I'm scared etc etc" at which point I'd jump up "Don't you worry I'll take care of you" proceed to walk her back for another 500 meters before my legs give out again...apparently it took a good hour or so for us to get back to the apt.

Wasn't fun when I woke up in the morning covered in blood. Definitely not my finest moment but surprisingly she stayed with me after that!!