What do you think happens when you die?

Kaneda_

Im pretty sure that when you die you're family fight over what you left behind.



What do you think happens when you die,do you go to heaven? hell?

kfallon

Worms eat me unless i go to the roaster

Edal

Where's the poll?

I think nothing happens. You're dead in the true sense of the word.

ChunkyLover_53

Well, if heaven is anything like earth, then they probablly all sit around and laugh at cute cats on the internet.

This also happens in hell.

Gummy Panda

Ben Stiller will wear my head as a hat

Kaneda_

Edal wrote: »

Where's the poll?

I think nothing happens. You're dead in the true sense of the word.

No need for a poll,after all its personal opinion as to what happens as no one knows.

KeithAFC

Nothing.

CiaranMT

I'll be cremated. Hopefully I'll have something to leave to family. That's it.

OneArt

Just get recycled back into the universe I suppose. Can't let those sweet atoms go to waste. Yay for recycling.

bazza1

I will stop breathing.

Game over.

3ndahalfof6

I just get up and eat my cornflakes same as normal.

JustAddWater

It's just like before you were born

Burky126

Everything fades to black.

Credits roll.

The End.

krudler

its the same as before you were born, nothing. this seems to terrify some people.

deja vu? thats when you died on your first playthrough and reload at your last quicksave point in life.

Profiler

Burky126 wrote: »

Everything fades to black.

Credits roll.

The End.

If you are a Hindu then it would be..

Everything fades to black.

Credits say..

"Level two"

Mr.Crinklewood

Kaneda buggers my lifeless corpse.

krudler

Profiler wrote: »

If you are a Hindu then it would be..

Everything fades to black.

Credits say..

"Level two"

Sorry Mario, but the princess is in another castle.

Dotrel

Kaneda_ wrote: »

What do you think happens when you die,do you go to heaven? hell?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnT7nYbCSvM

@4:32

Dave!

In before near-death experience proponents start posting third-hand anecdotes as evidence of an afterlife...


Once your brain dies, you're done too. There's nothing after death.

cocoshovel

Dave! wrote: »

Once your brain dies, you're done too. There's nothing after death.

There's not even nothing, because nothing is something!

Dave!

Woah, what a mind f*ck!

Kevin Duffy

I don't think it answers your question, but I've decided not to die, so there will be no change for me.

Kanoe

My residual energy, that is memories of experiences shared with family/loved ones will remain here until I'm forgotten over time, so I hope they're good ones. As for me, I just hope I see some nice bright comforting light and feel at peace before I slip away into nothingness.

Genghiz Cohen

Poop yourself.

bodhrandude

You might find it difficult to turn off the light switch.

Brendog

You become a rude asshole and won't talk to anyone. I asked my granddad what its like but he didn't answer.

Thinks hes so big!

anto2

Nobody knows !!!...even the plonkers on Boards.ie ;-):D

jimjimjimmy

Nothing is my guess.

minidazzler

I'll get cremated and my best friend will pour my ashes into the reservoir, so that I can basically be a part of everyone forever!

44leto

I go to heaven for living my life as a good god fearing Christian.

acidskiffle

You go travelling around the universe in your new higher form looking at planets and sh1t.

Ellis Dee

Kaneda_ wrote: »

Im pretty sure that when you die your family fight over what you left behind.

I can't see them fighting much once they read my will: "I, Ellis Dee, being of sound mind, spent it all on booze, drugs, women and various other luxuries before I shuffled off this mortal coil.";););)

Kaneda_ wrote: »

What do you think happens when you die,do you go to heaven? hell?

Neither place exists, so I suppose I'll just move a few feet underground.

Tomk1

1. The world will cease to exist, as we're all just a figment of each other's imagination.

2. The world keeps on turning, the sun will come out tomorrow & the Universe continues as normal, whether you existed or not... At last it's someone else's turn to mow the lawn.

TeddyTedson

If you lived a good life you come back as a celeb like Paris Hilton or something, if you lived a bad life I think you come back as a rtard.

Ellis Dee

TeddyTedson wrote: »

If you lived a good life you come back as a celeb like Paris Hilton or something, if you lived a bad life I think you come back as a rtard.

That's what Hindus and Buddhists believe. A rickshaw wallah who is good an virtuous could be a maharaja next time round, or a rat if he accumulates a lot of bad karma during his life.;)

A man in Mumbai once explained it to me like this: "When fifty vultures die, they are reincarnated as a politician."

galwayrush

TeddyTedson wrote: »

If you lived a good life you come back as a celeb like Paris Hilton or something, if you lived a bad life I think you come back as a rtard.

Bloody hell, what would someone have to do to come back as a retarded celeb like that......::eek::eek::eek:

Brain Stroking

The clue to answering this question is by trying to remember what happened before you were born. What do you remember? Nothing. There's your answer

Hal Emmerich

I know two peeps that "died", one for 3 minutes and one for 5 minutes before being brought back, one seen a white light that got Closer and closer and the other remembered nothing.

I hope their is something but...."shrugs shoulders"

TeddyTedson

galwayrush wrote: »

Bloody hell, what would someone have to do to come back as a retarded celeb like that......::eek::eek::eek:

Rape or drink driving I'd say. Something horrid anyway.

oppenheimer1

What happens when we die?

Like everyone else, we will be forgotten.


Depressing isn't it?

MyKeyG

If everything goes to plan I'm going to live out eternity with 77 virgins:D

Dotrel

MyKeyG wrote: »

If everything goes to plan I'm going to live out eternity with 77 virgins:D

You're going to blow up the pub at the next Boards Beers?

7Sins

A bright white light opens up in the sky and a staircase made of fluffy clouds extends down. A deceased relative or someone close comes down the fluffy cloud staircase to greet you and take you up to heaven. The angels start singing and playing trumpets and harps. You meet peter at the entrance of heaven. Takes your passport, fill out a few forms etc, all going well you'll be shown to your room, check out the tv channels, hot water in the ensuite etc.

Kevin Duffy

7Sins wrote: »

A bright white light opens up in the sky and a staircase made of fluffy clouds extends down. A deceased relative or someone close comes down the fluffy cloud staircase to greet you and take you up to heaven. The angels start singing and playing trumpets and harps. You meet peter at the entrance of heaven. Takes your passport, fill out a few forms etc, all going well you'll be shown to your room, check out the tv channels, hot water in the ensuite etc.

Though, obviously, with that name you're getting none of that.

saa

Nothing - I hope
It's funny that if I believed that I will be surrounded by love in an afterlife I'll never find out really or want to realise I have to exist again if I do end up there why would I keep my consciousness if I can't take over any other possessions (if I say that my body is an object which stays on earth). I can't believe that if there was an after life I would be discriminated against based on belief or morals which vary from person to person and can't be prescribed.

I am spiritual now but even I feel like that is within me and within the universe and beyond that when not if (I keep forgetting its when not if ) I pass away I won't be seeing, thinking or feeling so why would I exist as a being, I feel like my mind has constructed my soul I wasn't given it and it won't be passed on imo! and I don't think I'd like it to be I don't want to exist for more than 90 years never mind for eternity I don't want that and I dislike when people force it down my throat why would I want to "be" forever in any sense.

Stiffler2

if you're muslim then allah sorts you out
If you're Hindu then Ghesnia sorts you out
If you're christian then Jesus sorts you out

& if you're not a dumbass then you'll rot, insects will eat your corpse and the circle of life continues

mike65

I get thinner. Like a diet only more so.

nacho libre

"You get tapped on the shoulder, but guess what? The party’s going on for ever; you have to stay. And not only that, but you have to have a good time – the boss says so.’

He gives a slight shudder.

'Anything eternal is probably intolerable."

So true. The tap on the shoulder at the party telling you it's time to go is what makes life precious. I find the idea of eternal life absolutely terrifying.

and on the fear of death:

as a wise man once said, you are not afraid of the time before you were born when there was nothingness, so why should you be any more concerned afterwards?

ha ha hello

It's strange how when you're younger and believe in god and heaven etc. the thought of, instead, there being nothing when you die is quite scary.
After a few months of not believing, it turns itself around and the thought of living eternally in heaven becomes a terrifying prospect.. to me anyway.

Chuck Stone

Unless you're being artificially preserved you begin to rot.

fryup

everyday is xmas in heaven;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IivaDS3eWrE