drunk on the net

liveandnetural

whhatss the worst thing you done when drunk on the internetz.........
i am just home from a party and buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz offf me trolly
sent a eeeemail to someone i shouldnt but wtf ....

filthymcnasty

close over laptop and wake up with cock stuck in there

B_Fanatic

Exposed myself to what I can only assume were minors

The Scientician

killed a load of people.

B_Fanatic

I think both the response time and the quality of humor are reflected completely by what hour of the morning it is.

liveandnetural

viva la noche

heffomike54

Friend of mine was drunk one night, got home, jumped into bed & decide to do something on his laptop, promptly threw up on the laptop & closed the screen down on the sick. Think he only realised what he did the following day.

Pretty sure the laptop was never the same again. :P

TeddyTedson

sucked my cock

3rdDegree

TeddyTedson wrote: »

sucked my cock

Simultaneously appalled and impressed.

James T Kirk

B_Fanatic wrote: »

Exposed myself to what I can only assume were minors

You sure they weren't miners? Could be a load of hairy Welsh blokes googling your ass.

smokedeels

liveandnetural wrote: »

whhatss the worst thing you done when drunk on the internetz.........
i am just home from a party and buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz offf me trolly
sent a eeeemail to someone i shouldnt but wtf ....

Supermarket-trolley theft, you must be wasted. or waaaaaazzzzzted.

amacca

TeddyTedson wrote: »

sucked my cock

what did you do with your spare rib?

Immaculate Pasta

I've never done anything embarrassing on the internet while I've been drunk. I never think to come on here or facebook and chat rubbish after coming in from a night out. Usually if I go on the laptop after coming in hammered I usually just surf the internet in some drunken trance before going to bed.

irelandspurs

Ordered a few escorts to unexpecting neighbours

RustyNut

TeddyTedson wrote: »

sucked my cock

Did yer hens not get jealous...

later12

Fraped a sibling & it went too far.

TheZohanS

irelandspurs wrote: »

Ordered a few escorts to unexpecting neighbours

That's good, but not as good as ordering 2 tons of gravel for a neighbour and telling the guys that I'll pop in with the cash after they've delivered it....I was about 6...

Auvers

fell asleep with cock in hand with youjizz on the telly, the missus wasn't impressed in the morning when I was discovered

biko

A week later a thigh master arrived in the mail.

Jumpy

later10 wrote: »

Fraped a sibling & it went too far.

God I hope that f is not a typo.

Abi

liveandnetural wrote: »

whhatss the worst thing you done when drunk on the internetz.........
i am just home from a party and buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz offf me trolly
sent a eeeemail to someone i shouldnt but wtf ....

Aw... I love it. Please post back and tell us who you emailed what to, I could do with a laugh :pac:


I got nekkid in front of you all last night. The shame.

Jumpy

Please go on Abi...

cocoshovel

Its posts like these that you horribly regret the next morning.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Closing Facebook account in a drunken rage, and then sheepishly creating a new one again in the morning.

Battleflag

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Closing Facebook account in a drunken rage, and then sheepishly creating a new one again in the morning.

Doesn't it take about 2 weeks to close a Facebook account?

tenchi-fan

Texting people
Deleting the texts from sent items.

Paranoia city the next morning.

(edit: not really a drunk on the net story!)

Darksaga87

messaged every chick on my facebook list at 4am to see if any were awake and up for a shag. I did offer to pay the taxi fare though, cause im sound like that.

stupidusername

drunk on the net isn't too bad. drunk with a mobile phone is baaaaaaaaaaad

Darksaga87 wrote: »

messaged every chick on my facebook list at 4am to see if any were awake and up for a shag. I did offer to pay the taxi fare though, cause im sound like that.

did you get any responses?

Darksaga87

stupidusername wrote: »

did you get any responses?

Got deleted by the up tight bitchs. :rolleyes:

stupidusername

Darksaga87 wrote: »

Got deleted by the up tight bitchs. :rolleyes:

All of them??

DEFTLEFTHAND

Battleflag wrote: »

Doesn't it take about 2 weeks to close a Facebook account?

You can Deactivate the account immediately, and then reactivate it again at a latter stage.

Darksaga87

stupidusername wrote: »

All of them??

Most of them know me, and know im just drunk acting the dick on FB.
Others, like my mates mother, think im a scumbag creeping on facebook.

stupidusername

Darksaga87 wrote: »

Most of them know me, and know im just drunk acting the dick on FB.
Others, like my mates mother, think im a scumbag creeping on facebook.

eek.

John Doe1

Watched internet pornography:eek:

missvirgo

sweet jesus... I'm banned from using the internet while drunk!

Some people just can't take a joke :pac:

hairy sailor

John Doe1 wrote: »

Watched internet pornography:eek:

There's porn on the internet?
why haven't i been told about this before

Latchy

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

I've never done anything embarrassing on the internet while I've been drunk. I usually just surf the internet in some drunken trance before going to bed.

Then for some unexplained reason a blow up doll arrives in the post the next week

Propane Nightmare

Am I the only one that when am drunk, turning on the laptop and loading up boards.ie is on the least of my interests?

Your clearly not that drunk to be able to do that.

rockmongrel

Propane Nightmare wrote: »

Am I the only one that when am drunk, turning on the laptop and loading up boards.ie is on the least of my interests?

Your clearly not that drunk to be able to do that.

You're clearly just not drunk enough.

TerrorFirmer

I post sometimes on boards when I'm drunk. There's always that heart stopping moment the next day where you're just totally unsure what you said, but thankfully usually it's worked out alright, apart from some dreadful grammar. Posted in some strange topics, though. I think boards when hammered is a bad habit you pick up; once you start, you keep the cycle going....

missvirgo

I really want to get drunk.

benmad

bought a 500sl 1978 classic mercedese, I think I'LL buy another one, hick!

InkSlinger67

I don't go on the net unless I'm drunk so the question is what's the worst thing I've done on the net.

Probably the World of Warcraft years.

Teyla Emmagan

TerrorFirmer wrote: »

I post sometimes on boards when I'm drunk. There's always that heart stopping moment the next day where you're just totally unsure what you said, but thankfully usually it's worked out alright, apart from some dreadful grammar. Posted in some strange topics, though. I think boards when hammered is a bad habit you pick up; once you start, you keep the cycle going....

I do this a bit. Generally I'm just over empathetic and drone on about something paralell to, but not really at one with the thread. Or think I'm hilarious, and make posts which I think are at the cutting edge of wit and humour. Am quite delusional at times really.

Always feel the same horror the next day when I log in and look for my most recent posts though.

DEFTLEFTHAND

I'm the same with posting drunk on boards. There's always that heart stopping moment when you log in the next morning that it will come up that you've been banned.

CliffHuxtabel

-Joined the cadets

-Bought shares in anglo

-typed this post

All tonight

Franksfriend

rose prosecco *excited*

Vickysg24

Franksfriend wrote: »

rose prosecco *excited*

same here! first Saturday night in so I dread to think what I'll get up to

candy-gal1

ah im drunk already, lightweight you know

ibarelycare

I love reading drunk posts of other people and cringing for them


Not so fun when they're your own.

*pours more wine*

alwaysadub

Don't think I've ever done anything silly on the net while drunk, not that I can remember anyway.
Used to be awful bad for drunk texting but I've learned my lesson now!