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    #32
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Let's just show him a bit of respect regardless and enjoy the break from our usual mundane schedule. Anyhow, he brought Worthers Originals for everyone to share.

    WW1?
    Longhorn?
    Sweets?

    I'm not sittin on his knee.


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    #33
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    MrSnuffleupagus wrote: »
    Anseo, múinteoir

    Sir I forgot my tables, can I look in with someone?

    You can have mine today, I know my two times tables OBH.


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    #34
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    But Sir........... isn't "Longhorn" a German name?
    There are no German kalbsleberwursts in this house!!

    Though that rumour has gone round before ...
    MrSnuffleupagus wrote: »
    Anseo, múinteoir

    Sir I forgot my tables, can I look in with someone?
    Sit beside Balfie there, he was looking for someone to help him hold his wood.
    El Pistolero wrote: »
    WW1?
    Longhorn?
    Sweets?

    I'm not sittin on his knee.
    That's not my knee! ;)


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    #35
    sarahbro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,109 ✭✭✭sarahbro


    Anseo but busy guzzling caffeine!


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    #36
    Balfie
    Registered Users Posts: 3,137 ✭✭✭Balfie


    The Met Office has put a red alert in place in Scotland! 8am is when its to hit hardest!

    (Altho they have an Amber alert in NI, who took the kids?)


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    #37
    Balfie
    Registered Users Posts: 3,137 ✭✭✭Balfie


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    There are no German kalbsleberwursts in this house!!

    Though that rumour has gone round before ...

    Sit beside Balfie there, he was looking for someone to help him hold his wood.


    That's not my knee! ;)

    :pac: feck off :P


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    #38
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users Posts: 19,154 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Sir is it ok if I drink my juice while Mr.Longhorn speaks?

    It's just, my grandad was in World War II and he says he spent most of the time killing Juice! He said that the world should be rid of all Juice because most of the problems in the world were down to Juice!


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    #39
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Sir is it ok if I drink my juice while Mr.Longhorn speaks?

    It's just, my grandad was in World War II and he says he spent most of the time killing Juice! He said that the world should be rid of all Juice because most of the problems in the world were down to Juice!

    http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/265/eliminateallthejuice564.jpg/
    :p


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    #40
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Balfie wrote: »
    :pac: feck off :P
    In this instance, that blatant abuse of a respected site member will not result in an infraction ...

    It will however result in that bad joke following you around Boards until at least after Christmas! :P
    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Sir is it ok if I drink my juice ...
    Stuffins, these are the kind of personal quirks it's generally considered best not to discuss in polite society! >.<


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    #41
    Balfie
    Registered Users Posts: 3,137 ✭✭✭Balfie


    Sorry Mr.Longhorn Sir. :P


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    #42
    yeppydeppy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭yeppydeppy


    Excuse me, is this particle physcis where you make things go faster than the speed of light?


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    #43
    Seachmall
    Registered Users Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Sir, I had an accident :o


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    #44
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    I'm-here-Rig


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    #45
    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    Seachmall wrote: »
    Sir, I had an accident :o

    I hear thats an instant suspension!


    Sir, can I bring my laptop into school seeing as it seems to be where the future of education is heading?!


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    #46
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    a bad attempt at trying to replicate the "Dental Plan" thread


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    #47
    gemma188
    Registered Users Posts: 121 ✭✭gemma188


    Sorry Foley I can't make it in today, I was shifting JP in Coppers last night and Im wrecked this today.


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    #48
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,221 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    chuis là!


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    #49
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Anseo sir, but I'm not sticking around after class for any more of those secret lessons.


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    #50
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    a bad attempt at trying to replicate the "Dental Plan" thread

    I have no idea what you're on about, nor do you.

    100 lines for you: I must wash the sand out of my vagina.


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    #51
    ThePower11
    Closed Accounts Posts: 554 ✭✭✭ThePower11


    Anseo


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    #52
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    here!!!


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    #53
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Here sir

    I won't be able to do PE today sir, me ma write me a note


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    #54
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    here


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    #55
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    phasers wrote: »
    Here sir

    I won't be able to do PE today sir, me ma write me a note

    I was with her all night, she didn't write any notes. :eek::pac::cool::o


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    #56
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users Posts: 11,754 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    Teacher, can I have permission to go to the toilet?


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    #57
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    here!

    <glare>

    ...Anseo!


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    #58
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users Posts: 29,294 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    I'm not really here.


    :pac:


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    #59
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users Posts: 11,754 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    Teacher, I'm bursting here!


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    #60
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Jordan 191 wrote: »
    Teacher, I'm bursting here!

    Away with ye!


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    #61
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users Posts: 11,754 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Away with ye!

    Too late now. :(


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