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What is it about my boss that turns me on so much?

  • 06-12-2011 12:05pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9


    I know this is a bit of a shameless thing for a girl to admit, but there's something about my supervisor/boss, that I just find irresistible.

    When I met him first, I was pretty indifferent.

    But after a while, I began to see what a strong personality he had, and when things needed to be done, he could get them done.

    He came around to check on me last week for example, and there was something he needed to correct.
    He'd actually pulled me up on it before, and this time he just said to me,

    "Listen, don't do it like this, okay?"

    In a weak attempt to defend myself, I muttered,

    "Yeah, I was just about to do that, don't worry, it's under control".

    He just looked me right in the eye and said again, "don't do it", quite sternly, but not in a callous or irate way, holding my eye contact all the while.

    I had to resist breaking into a smile, and I was just looking right into his eyes like a mongoose with a snake.

    I swear, I know this is a bit shameless, but I had to strongly resist the urge to just hop on him and tear his clothes off right there (secluded work areas, so no worries about some depraved work situation - lol).

    Not sure exactly why, but there's something about the whole thing that I just find so hot!


    PS - I posted this here, cause I want guys opinions, as well as girls.
    I know we can be a bit biased :D


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,334 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    It's the power.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,828 ✭✭✭stimpson


    My opinion is that this thread is useless without pics


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,398 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    If you work in a Soup Kitchen he is probably just the best of a bad bunch i.e has all his own teeth.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    You like S&M


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9 SoupKitchen


    No, I work in an office type environment, but we have a series of different locations that we report to, so we're actually working alone most of the time.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 350 ✭✭ICANN


    I bet that the op is actually the boss in this situation.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    It's the money.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,475 ✭✭✭bitemybanger


    Get back to work!
    (PM me)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭Fear Uladh



    PS - I posted this here, cause I want guys opinions, as well as girls.
    I know we can be a bit biased :D

    Uh oh. This won't end well, *gets popcorn*.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    So subbing into this thread!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    Append 'with sexy results' onto most people replies and you've got your answer OP!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9 SoupKitchen


    I know you guys are probably thinking, "yeah, it's the money and the power, and blah blah", but honestly, I'm not sure that's it.

    It's just his personality is so forceful, but never "jagged", if you know what I'm saying.

    Uh God - just thinking about him gives me shivers...









    ....good shivers!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,639 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    He had me at "don't do it ". I feel durty now, really really durty.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,644 ✭✭✭cml387


    You see him as a father figure. You have issues.
    (god this Freudian psychology thing is a piece of cake isn't it?)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 813 ✭✭✭working fool


    I've learned something from this !
    I'm using soup for my S&M hobby
    Yankee candles are very expensive
    49€ for lidl soup ??? No brainer


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    I know you guys are probably thinking, "yeah, it's the money and the power, and blah blah"

    No, I was kinda thinking "2nd post on boards is this thread... smells like troll around here"


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭Doom


    Hope its not a family business.....yuck


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9 SoupKitchen


    cml387 wrote: »
    You see him as a father figure. You have issues.
    (god this Freudian psychology thing is a piece of cake isn't it?)

    I'm not sure about having issues, I certainly don't think so; but I could definitely hear myself calling this guy "daddy".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 92 ✭✭pippam


    I know you guys are probably thinking, "yeah, it's the money and the power, and blah blah", but honestly, I'm not sure that's it.

    It's just his personality is so forceful, but never "jagged", if you know what I'm saying.

    Uh God - just thinking about him gives me shivers...



    ....good shivers!!

    All I will say is you're not alone ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9 SoupKitchen


    smash wrote: »
    No, I was kinda thinking "2nd post on boards is this thread... smells like troll around here"

    No, I used to use boards when I lived in Ireland (I'm on continental europe now), and I've just been lurking for the past few months, so I know how the forums work.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,692 ✭✭✭Loomis


    You work at Casting Couch?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,398 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    pippam wrote: »
    All I will say is you're not alone ;)

    The bosses wife....now the thread is interesting.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    I'm not sure about having issues, I certainly don't think so; but I could definitely hear myself calling this guy "daddy".

    I was just about holding on till I got to this :D:D

    bad porno in the making


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,644 ✭✭✭cml387


    so I know how the forums work.

    Well I wish you'd let us in on the secret then.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    Could be a power thing. I fell for a person once - I didn't realise she had a senior position at first. She didn't let on until later. Kinda made things a bit sexier! She was against the unions & I'm a union member, so I was kinda sleeping with the enemy!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    smash wrote: »
    No, I was kinda thinking "2nd post on boards is this thread... smells like troll around here"

    Joined today, 6 posts and started 2 threads...it smells like it alright.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 92 ✭✭pippam


    Turtyturd wrote: »
    The bosses wife....now the thread is interesting.

    I'm his children's au pair :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9 SoupKitchen


    I was just about holding on till I got to this :D:D

    bad porno in the making

    lol, yeah.

    It does actually sound like the start of a bad porno movie.

    ...I always thought them plots were totally made up.

    Apparently not - lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 92 ✭✭pippam


    Threesome? :rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    He just looked me right in the eye and said again, "don't do it", quite sternly, but not in a callous or irate way, holding my eye contact all the while.


    I once said exactly the same thing to a female subordinate in exactly the same way.

    The answer I got was "vedä käteen" (literally "pull into the hand", but usually translated as "Go fück yourself!"):eek:

    Clearly your boss's aftershave is better than mine.;);)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Joined today, 6 posts and started 2 threads...it smells like it alright.

    I wonder what the username was last week?:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,644 ✭✭✭cml387


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Joined today, 6 posts and started 2 threads...it smells like it alright.
    If so she's also trolling the Watches & Timepieces forum,which must be a first.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭Fear Uladh


    cml387 wrote: »
    If so she's also trolling the Watches & Timepieces forum,which must be a first.

    Clearly looking for a "present" for the boss.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9 SoupKitchen


    Oh, I just want to point out also, that I'm far from "easy".

    I haven't had a whole lot of sexual partners actually, certainly not when compared with some of my female friends, and I definitely don't have "casual encounters", not of any kind.

    But as I said, there's something about this guy.... *hopelessly suppresses smile*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭Fear Uladh



    I haven't had a whole lot of sexual partners actually, certainly not when compared with some of my female friends

    Pics and phone numbers please.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,639 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Oh, I just want to point out also, that I'm far from "easy".
    Oh. Bored now.
    /Wanders away from thread

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    Oh, I just want to point out also, that I'm far from "easy".

    I haven't had a whole lot of sexual partners actually, certainly not when compared with some of my female friends, and I definitely don't have "casual encounters", not of any kind.

    But as I said, there's something about this guy.... *hopelessly suppresses smile*

    Doesn't matter if you are "easy" or not. No-one's judging you. Maybe corner him at the xmas party? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,398 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Oh, I just want to point out also, that I'm far from "easy".

    I haven't had a whole lot of sexual partners actually, certainly not when compared with some of my female friends, and I definitely don't have "casual encounters", not of any kind.

    But as I said, there's something about this guy.... *hopelessly suppresses smile*

    If she is trolling she is doing a good job...a bitchy comment like that could have genuinely come from a woman.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Bet you would have been all over hitler:rolleyes:


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 13,105 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    OP - Have you ever seen the film Secretary with James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal? Methinks you would like it.

    Maybe take your boss along with you to see it?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 620 ✭✭✭Laika1986


    Somebody please get this girl a towel, its gonna be like Dundrum shopping centre pretty soon


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I'll just leave this here....



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,013 ✭✭✭kincsem


    Hard working poor girl.
    Cruel, rich, misunderstood mill owner.
    Let simmer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    so describe your boss to us OP


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,398 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    so describe your boss to us OP

    He is some kind of cross between a mongoose and a snake according to the 1st post.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    there's something about this guy....

    ...that awakens the troll in you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    I know you guys are probably thinking, "yeah, it's the money and the power, and blah blah", but honestly, I'm not sure that's it.

    It's just his personality is so forceful, but never "jagged", if you know what I'm saying.

    Uh God - just thinking about him gives me shivers...









    ....good shivers!!

    plan on sleeping your way to the top eh?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,207 ✭✭✭hightower1


    so describe your boss to us OP


    fcuk that! Describe yourself to us OP! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    Turtyturd wrote: »
    He is some kind of cross between a mongoose and a snake according to the 1st post.

    A snakegoose? Or possibly a mongsnake, which would explain the short sentences


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    The Indian Mongoose and others are well-known for their ability to fight and kill venomous snakes, particularly cobras

    So if you find an unwanted snake in your bush, OP, just let on you're an Indian Mongoose.


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