Should we eat the dead?

Guill

Just a thought...

Considering the fact that humans are going to find it a lot harder to produce enough food to feed themselves as time progresses shouldn't we consider eating the dead!?

In fairness, think about how much meat are we burying every year and all the energy we put into growing that meat, would it not make more sense to reduce our dependance on livestock? It would open up a whole new food source.

I'm not talking about eating our relatives or anything (that would be just wierd) just properly prepared disease free meat (dry aged and slow cooked).

Some potential recipes:

Chinese stir fry,
Full Irish,
Brazil nuts,
American Pie.
Vegetarian Lasagne/sausages/pie.


Well??


Who's with me?

Cavehill Red

Four HIV burgers and some Ebola fries to go, please!

John Doe1

Jeffrey i thought you were executed?

hondasam

Weirdo.

drumpusher

AhSureTisGrand

Wouldn't the meat be terrible unless we deliberately slaughtered the humans at the correct time?

Mindkiller

http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html

Jazzzman

Can you sort me out a tasting menu?

I wouldn't necessarily rule it out.

miacount

german weiners.

Temptamperu

EAT THE POOR!!!!

mackg

Dutch Gold

AnonoBoy

I'd say 'eat me' to your suggestion but that'd just be an invite to the likes of you.

El Guapo!

Eat da poo poo

Clareman

Guill wrote: »

Should we eat the dead?

Of course not, they are dead, you don't have to waste time on foreplay and just plough away

ArtSmart

Guill wrote: »

Just a thought...

Considering the fact that humans are going to find it a lot harder to produce enough food to feed themselves as time progresses shouldn't we consider eating the dead!?

In fairness, think about how much meat are we burying every year and all the energy we put into growing that meat, would it not make more sense to reduce our dependance on livestock? It would open up a whole new food source.

I'm not talking about eating our relatives or anything (that would be just wierd) just properly prepared disease free meat (dry aged and slow cooked).

Some potential recipes:

Chinese stir fry,
Full Irish,
Brazil nuts,
American Pie.
Vegetarian Lasagne/sausages/pie.


Well??


Who's with me?

That'd be made up of politicians is it?

amacca

AhSureTisGrand wrote: »

Wouldn't the meat be terrible unless we deliberately slaughtered the humans at the direct time?

yeah unless they died at a tragic young age they would be tough as an aul boot I tell you


we could feed em to tender plump young livestock..once we heated them beyond a certain temperature of course

Sunnyisland

I love kidneys,liver & hearts.


with onions & garlic of course.

EddyC15

I heard we taste like chicken when cooked.

leggit

Would you still get the ****s from eating an Indian?

Stained Class

Guill wrote: »

Some potential recipes:

Chinese stir fry,
Full Irish,
Brazil nuts,
American Pie.
Vegetarian Lasagne/sausages/pie.

Vegetarian Lasagne???!:eek:

John Doe1

er can someone lock this thread now, its ridiculously inflammatory and stupid

miacount

It would be wrong and unhealthy to eat dead people. I say cull to your desired taste while they are healthy.

Guill

AhSureTisGrand wrote: »

Wouldn't the meat be terrible unless we deliberately slaughtered the humans at the direct time?

No, only if you cooked it wrong.

Sunnyisland

We could have a happy bertie grill.

strobe

AhSureTisGrand wrote: »

Wouldn't the meat be terrible unless we deliberately slaughtered the humans at the direct time?

Nah, a lot of people die in hospitals and go fairly quickly into morgues, so would be extremely fresh. Obviously we wouldn't eat people that died of old age. That'd be gross. Only the prime stock.

ArtSmart

strobe wrote: »

Nah, a lot of people die in hospitals and go fairly quickly into morgues, so would be extremely fresh. Obviously we wouldn't eat people that died of old age. That'd be gross. Only the prime stock.

Did you say stock or cock?

Ellis Dee

I think they covered that in Logan's Run.:eek:

Might be an export market for Irish stew.:)

ArtSmart

leggit wrote: »

Would you still get the ****s from eating an Indian?

and of course, soon as you've had a Chinese...you're hungry again.

lastlaugh

John Doe1 wrote: »

er can someone lock this thread now, its ridiculously inflammatory and stupid

:rolleyes:
Oh look at me, I'm so mature and sensible.

Guill

Stained Class wrote: »

Vegetarian Lasagne???!:eek:

Well it would probably be an aquired taste, not much meat either. :pac::pac::pac:

ArtSmart

EddyC15 wrote: »

I heard we taste like chicken when cooked.

yeah?

you been hanging out with the wrong crowd again?

after sunset?

strobe

lastlaugh wrote: »

:rolleyes:
Oh look at me, I'm so mature and sensible.

Lets eat him!

Geekness1234

Do you really want to put up with the 1000+ long posts in AH saying the same old sh!te?

SEPT 23 1989

Every time i think AH has reached the bottom we just dive further and further into the abyss

miacount

lastlaugh wrote: »

:rolleyes:
Oh look at me, I'm so mature and sensible.

and the irony is that his name is John Doe.

lastlaugh

strobe wrote: »

Lets eat him!

Nah, I'd say he would be very bland.

pabloexcabar

Ye someday we may have 2

ArtSmart

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Every time i think AH has reached the bottom we just dive further and further into the abyss

hey - lets not bring bottoms into this.

ucky.

Guill

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Every time i think AH has reached the bottom we just dive further and further into the abyss

So?????

You in????

karl tyrrell

Start a baby farm fresher meat all the old dead people are full of drugs the last few years of their life we could have toddler tachos baby steaks.

Paulor94

****ty attempt at trolling.

EddyC15

pabloexcabar wrote: »

Ye someday we may have 2

Someday they might be eating us. We'd better get a head start on them.

lastlaugh

Geekness1234 wrote: »

Do you really want to put up with the 1000+ long posts in AH saying the same old sh!te?

Quite right Your 'Geekness', quite right.

SEPT 23 1989

Guill wrote: »

So?????

You in????

o yeah

miacount

I've tasted human meat already. I used to have a habit of biting the skin around my nails off. Cuticules thats the word.

No that's not really meat is it.

John Doe1

lastlaugh wrote: »

Quite right Your 'Geekness', quite right.

Have you finished being a kunt or you going to carry this through the entire thread making your witticisms about anyone who cant quite grasp the hilariousness of a thread about eating another human being.

The op is a stupid troll and your his little bumboy

ArtSmart

John Doe1 wrote: »

Have you finished being a kunt or you going to carry this through the entire thread making your witticisms about anyone who cant quite grasp the hilariousness of a thread about eating another human being.

The op is a stupid troll and your his little bumboy

that's more like it.

welcome to AH. you'll fit in just fine.

Custardpi

Can't really see this one being practical, even though it'd be good from an environmental point of view by cutting down on graveyard-sprawl, pollution from crematoria, etc. The problem is that despite our best & most valiant efforts to do ourselves in from beer, cigs & fries most Irish people live into their sixties at least. I reckon anyone over 30 - 35 or so is going to be pretty much inedible, tough as old boots basically.

The practical result is that you'll be drawing from a fairly small number of potential carcasses since young people are less likely to die. With the odd exception of a tragic illness the supply of suitable human flesh is thus most likely to come from boy-racers who've wrapped themselves round a telegraph pole. Now while the product in these cases would be pretty fresh & training emergency personnel in the basic field butchery skills needed to procure it would be relatively easy I can't really see the general public wanting to consume meat so heavily flavoured with WKD & metamphetamines as it would undoubtedly be.

Feisar

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)

No

Sunnyisland

John Doe1 wrote: »

Have you finished being a kunt or you going to carry this through the entire thread making your witticisms about anyone who cant quite grasp the hilariousness of a thread about eating another human being.

The op is a stupid troll and your his little bumboy

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alphanine

Guill wrote: »

Just a thought...

Considering the fact that humans are going to find it a lot harder to produce enough food to feed themselves as time progresses shouldn't we consider eating the dead!?

In fairness, think about how much meat are we burying every year and all the energy we put into growing that meat, would it not make more sense to reduce our dependance on livestock? It would open up a whole new food source.

I'm not talking about eating our relatives or anything (that would be just wierd) just properly prepared disease free meat (dry aged and slow cooked).

Some potential recipes:

Chinese stir fry,
Full Irish,
Brazil nuts,
American Pie.
Vegetarian Lasagne/sausages/pie.


Well??


Who's with me?

You are forgetting Halal style, to appease the guests on our island....