Do you have your baby names picked out?

whirlpool

Lads, don't pretend that none of you have. I know for a fact lots of lads do.

Girls, you definitely do!

[insert apology for stereotyping here]

Have you got your baby names picked out, and if yes, what are they? :pac:

Please refrain from shouts of "Gay!" etc. etc, if at all possible, but I'm not expecting miracles here. :cool:

phasers

Jacinta and Thor

MagicMarker

Jessica if it's a girl.

Fellatio if it's a boy.

Helix

roisin and noah

alwaysadub

Sharkey and George.

Temptamperu

Agamemnon if its a boy

Agamemnon if its a Girl

TeddyTedson

Bebop and Rocksteady

AnonoBoy

I don't think I'll pick out baby names until the baby has grown up and shown what it's good at.

2Pac if it's a rapper.
Sherlock if it's a detective.
Geronimo if it's a parachute jumper.
Bertie Ahern if it's a coniving scheming bastard.

pragmatic1

Satan, Lilith and Damien.
OP you've jinxed yourself now. No kids for you.

LordSutch

MagicMarker wrote: »

Fellatio if it's a boy.

Oh la la

ejmaztec

Snot and Bogey.

Napper Hawkins

Shurrup and No.

sgb

If that sperm escapes out of the condom

I'll call him Houdini

Azureus

No.
Did have a conversation with a mate the other day who told me the names of her prospective kids. We're 23. She's single. I'm female and I almost ran in the opposite direction...

admiralofthefleet

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Bebop and Rocksteady

can you jig my memory. them names ring a bell

smash

Azureus wrote: »

No.
Did have a conversation with a mate the other day who told me the names of her prospective kids. We're 23. She's single. I'm female and I almost ran in the opposite direction...

Were they cool names?

admiralofthefleet

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

can you jig my memory. them names ring a bell

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!!!:D They were the Rhino and the pig thing.



I love the name Grace for a girl and Oisin for a boy.

orourkeda

Poxbottle and Geebag

admiralofthefleet

Edz87 wrote: »

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!!!:D They were the Rhino and the pig thing.



I love the name Grace for a girl and Oisin for a boy.

cheers, it would have done my head in all night

ive already called my son Fintan and if we have a daughter next she will be aleisha

Azureus

smash wrote: »

Were they cool names?

One of them was Sive.

Yeah.

My name is URL

Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q if it's a boy.. it just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? If it's good enough for Bono then it's good enough for me.

admiralofthefleet

Azureus wrote: »

One of them was Sive.

Yeah.

my brother named his daughter Sadhbh

artanevilla

No, I'd better hurry up though, he's nearly 4.

stupidusername

The. except it's pronounced Jék

Azureus

Azureus wrote: »

One of them was Sive.

Yeah.

Sadhaimbh you mean. Who plays with her best friends Orlaith and Sorchakaka

smash

Azureus wrote: »

One of them was Sive.

Yeah.

Meh, I'd have chosen quagmire.

jaffacakesyum

Moon Unit

Azureus

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

my brother named his daughter Sadhbh

Hopefully shes still young/not too attached to it-there could still be time to save her!

mattjack

rover and puss cat..

Sooopie

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

cheers, it would have done my head in all night

ive already called my son Fintan and if we have a daughter next she will be aleisha

really?!!

after that one on Strictly Come Dancing?

Dave!

I have girls' names in mind actually: Sarah, Emma, or Anna

I just like those names

Seren_

Azureus wrote: »

One of them was Sive.

Yeah.

Aw, I like that name! Spelled like Sadhbh though cuz I always would think of the flour thing if it was spelled Sive.

I have names I like, but not necessarily baby names because I don't know if I want to have kids. But Dylan, Annie and Juliette are lovely names.

moco

I haven't picked my baby names out, I can never decide on one I like enough

ejmaztec

sgb wrote: »

If that sperm escapes out of the condom

I'll call him Houdini

...or Johnny

mattjack

we were going to call one of my kids Dutch..after Dutch Gold....or maybe Adidas

TeddyTedson

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

can you jig my memory. them names ring a bell

Best show ever when I was a lad. I'm 25 and almost a month now and still love it

Edz87 wrote: »

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!!!:D They were the Rhino and the pig thing.

Hero you mean! :P
Oh and excuse me there bud, but what did you just call my daughter?

JerryHandbag

Spot or Fido

TheZohanS

If it's a girl "Madeline McCann", for the lols.

ImpossibleDuck

I'd like something both Irish and unique.

I've always like Fiachra (nothing to do with the children of Lir just liked the name)

AnnaGram85

Darragh
Eoghan
Naoise
Síofra

TeddyTedson

TheZohan wrote: »

If it's a girl "Madeline McCann", for the lols.

and then if it's a boy......{no I'd feel too bad saying it}

meoklmrk91

alwaysadub wrote: »

Sharkey and George.

Haha, we had two pet lambs when I was small called Sharkey and George, I thought the parents were just really cool and managed to pull them out of nowhere. They lived in our back yard in the council estate we were in at the time and used to regularly come into the house. We had to get rid of them when we moved though cause it was a private estate they weren't allowed. TBH fairly sure the council wouldn't have been too pleased with it either:D

Azureus wrote: »

One of them was Sive.

Yeah.

Naming your daughter after someone who throws themselves off a cliff in a John B. Keane play, how lovely.:rolleyes:

As for my own names, I've always said if I had a son I call him Rufus, I like it, don't know why, but I don't think I could do it to the poor thing.

phasers

ImpossibleDuck wrote: »

I'd like something both Irish and unique.

I've always like Fiachra (nothing to do with the children of Lir just liked the name)

Sounds a lot like Fiacla though...

Stained Class

phasers wrote: »

Sounds a lot like Fiacla though...

Fangtastic!

Elba101

Fannyfart

"Fannyfart, come down for your dinner" (if he/she is upstairs and his/her dinner is ready downstairs)

"Fannyfart, can you go shops for me please?" (If I need something from the shops, but am unable to go, and he/she is the only person who can go for me)

YoureSoVain

Elba101 wrote: »

Fannyfart

"Fannyfart, come down for your dinner" (if he/she is upstairs and his/her dinner is ready downstairs)

"Fannyfart, can you go shops for me please?" (If I need something from the shops, but am unable to go, and he/she is the only person who can go for me)

I prefer the name Don't.

"Don't come down for your dinner"

"Don't go to the shops for me"

"Don't be good"

"Don't go to bed"

And if Don't doesn't do what he/she is told a good baytin is on the way

Shiner11

My sister had twins there a while back, one girl one boy.
I won a bet with her to name her first kid.
She wanted to name the girl Denise.
So I named the boy De-nephew.

whirlpool

whirlpool wrote: »

Girls, you definitely do!

oh fcuk off will ya

Elba101

YoureSoVain wrote: »

I prefer the name Don't.

"Don't come down for your dinner"

"Don't go to the shops for me"

"Don't be good"

"Don't go to bed"

And if Don't doesn't do what he/she is told a good baytin is on the way

What if Don't and Fannyfart started dating?

People would say "Hey Don't Fannyfart."

And they'd prob get really embarrassed.

number10a

Gobnait and Rumpelstiltskin

Siuin

Ex-boyfriend: "If I'd a daughter, I'd name her Natalie"
Me: "Really? Why so?"
Ex-boyfriend: "Cos all the Natalies I've ever met have been fucking HOT"



And THAT is why I will be the one to name any prospective kids...