The Apprentice - Episode 9

giant_midget

I see that this is episode 9 of 12..Is it nearing the time when Bill fires 2 people??

Roll on the cringe fest later on at 10pm!

1966

Yeah bring it on..............................

R.D. aka MR.D

I've stopped watching this for a while but the ad made this one look very good!!!

Chinafoot

Oh please let it be Chris, Conor, Noel or Maurice. Any of them will do!

Also, I've never seen a man look as awkward with a mobile phone as Bill does in the intro.

Dilbert75

Just been watching the Junior Apprentice on BBC1 - any one of those 16 year olds would be a far better bet than this crowd. They must be the most truly hopeless bunch...

Heroditas

Ooooh how novel!
A marketing task :rolleyes:

dolliemix

Looking forward to this. It's getting better every program

neris

Voice over lady on tv3 was saying theres a disaster of a presentation coming up

Busi_Girl08

N'awww Brian with the little kid.

R.D. aka MR.D

Ah jesus kids with cancer have it hard enough they shouldn't be subjected to these ejits!

Busi_Girl08

Are they all going to release a charity single or something?

R.D. aka MR.D

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

N'awww Brian with the little kid.

It made me like him a 100% more!

Lapin

giant_midget wrote: »

I see that this is episode 9 of 12..Is it nearing the time when Bill fires 2 people??

Roll on the cringe fest later on at 10pm!

Is he still gonna fire two ?

Considering in an earlier episode, one of the candidates walked out and one was fired on the same show.

neris

Dilbert75 wrote: »

Just been watching the Junior Apprentice on BBC1 - any one of those 16 year olds would be a far better bet than this crowd. They must be the most truly hopeless bunch...

Well if they were successful at business they woukdnt need bill to boost their wanabe celebrity business status

Heroditas

Amazing! Chris has experience in doing something like this.
What a multi-talented remarkable chap

R.D. aka MR.D

Ah they should have let conor be the pm!!! Has he been pm before?

Lord Trollington

Me Cuzzin

Chinafoot

Heroditas wrote: »

Amazing! Chris has experience in doing something like this.
What a multi-talented remarkable chap

Don't you know? Chris can do everything

Busi_Girl08

R.D. aka MR.D wrote: »

Ah they should have let conor be the pm!!! Has he been pm before?

Never. He's pitched himself as PM nearly every time, but has been ignored every time.

I reckon if he survives this week Bill will make him PM next week. To test him.

R.D. aka MR.D

Joanne patronizing b#tch

leonidas83

ha! chris can you feel it, lets close our eyes together, that lad is getting stranger everything episode

Busi_Girl08

R.D. aka MR.D wrote: »

Joanne patronizing b#tch

Half expected her to throw him a treat.

Heroditas

The pep talk from Chris. What a guy!

Lord Trollington

R.D. aka MR.D wrote: »

Joanne patronizing b#tch

Great, well done. You thought that one out. Here's a pat on the head.

leonidas83

Depending on which team loses, Conor or Chris is going home tonight

Lord Trollington

Maurice is some can of urine. Was in one of the earlier billboard ads, not wants to be a voice over.

Busi_Girl08

Why does that company have an anus as its logo?

R.D. aka MR.D

That chap there working with maurice at the minute, can't remember his name, he is the most typical ugly irish lad. I bet he goes very red on his hols!

Busi_Girl08

Zest have chosen the musical director of a 70's porn movie by the sounds of things.

neris

R.D. aka MR.D wrote: »

That chap there working with maurice at the minute, can't remember his name, he is the most typical ugly irish lad. I bet he goes very red on his hols!

He looks like an accountant

Mr.Crinklewood

neris wrote: »

He looks like an accountant

I'd say he would be a champion spud peeler.

naughto

id say two will be sacked to night

neris

Did maurice just say your a "cancer patient....suffering from cancer"

Lapin

Oh FFS

The tears.

Fire the bitch now Bill.

saralou2011

Anyone else think that Conor is the Jedward of the show?;)

R.D. aka MR.D

Lapin wrote: »

Oh FFS

The tears.

Fire the bitch now Bill.

oh no did i miss the crying? i was at the bathroom

Lapin

Enthusiastic about having cancer :eek:

Mr.Crinklewood

Too much detail on the box.

naughto

why was she crying ??

Lapin

R.D. aka MR.D wrote: »

oh no did i miss the crying? i was at the bathroom

Yep Joanne heard a baby crying on tape then started balling herself and had to leave the room to go and have a lie down and get her act together.

Mr.Crinklewood

Conor is like a little yapping puppy.

Itssoeasy

Jesus joanne.

R.D. aka MR.D

Lapin wrote: »

Yep Joanne heard a baby crying on tape then started balling herself and had to leave the room to go and have a lie down and get her act together.

Did she really cry because she heard a baby cry?:eek:

Jess16

"Dead from the arse up" -Is that a technical term Brian!?

leonidas83

hard to know who hates conor more, joanne or Eugene, both have such disdain for him, there will be fireworks if those three are called back in the boardroom

R.D. aka MR.D

Wtf is going on?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Itssoeasy

you spanner connor.

Busi_Girl08

What's with the pauses?!

R.D. aka MR.D

Itssoeasy wrote: »

you spanner connor.

It's not his fault! whats wrong with that weirdo joanne????

Lord Trollington

At this stage there is absolutely no one left in it that I would actually like to see win.

Joanne & Sandra are a pair of b!tches.

Noel & Eugene are a bout as exciting as a period.

Chirs and Morris are the biggest pair of planks you are likely to meet.

I'd like Conor to win it at this stage.

vitani

Crying with laughter here.

The funniest was watching Joanne having to pause because she was holding back the laughter, knowing that Conor was going to take it as his cue to come in.