Christmas plans

Biscuits16

I'll be spending it with my parents and siblings, probably getting hammered.:D

So whats everybody's plans for Christmas?

tigger123

Ditto!

(except with my parents and siblings, not yours)

El Guapo!

Eat too much
Drink too much
Sleep

Temptamperu

Having one of those small tins of beans and crying.

Kmc123

will be in adelaide australia so prob sunning myself!!:cool:

Dotrel

I'll be be spending it alone, eating pizza, watching gangster movies and building Rube Goldberg machines to protect my house from burglars.

amacca

Biscuits16 wrote: »

So whats everybody's plans for Christmas?

If I told you...I would have to kill you in a way the authorities would not find suspicious.

pragmatic1

Satanic mass and then an orgy.

Kat1170

Working

Biscuits16

Kmc123 wrote: »

will be in adelaide australia so prob sunning myself!!:cool:

I would find that weird lying on the beach on Christmas day.

Be||e

Looks like it's just going to be me and my parents this year... No sibs.

Ah, singledom.

Biscuits16

Kat1170 wrote: »

Working

Jaysus! What do you do?

amacca

Dotrel wrote: »

building Rube Goldberg machines to protect my house from burglars.

put some dominoes and some sort of ball in there please

amacca

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Satanic mass and then an orgy.

why separate the two

amacca

Be||e wrote: »

Looks like it's just going to be me and my parents this year... No sibs.

Ah, singledom.

You shouldn't have went out with your brothers anyway :pac: :pac:

http://www.ayushveda.com/magazine/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/inbreeding.jpg

ejmaztec

Biscuits16 wrote: »

Jaysus! What do you do?

Santa's little helper.

pragmatic1

Kat1170 wrote: »

Working

Every penny is a prisoner eh.

pragmatic1

Be||e wrote: »

Looks like it's just going to be me and my parents this year... No sibs.

Ah, singledom.

Come on over to mine. After the orgy I'll make you a pot noodle.

Mint Sauce

London Baby!!

Biscuits16

irish-stew wrote: »

London Baby!!

Worst place EVER!

Dotrel

Biscuits16 wrote: »

Worst place EVER!

Catch the train to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway.

Mint Sauce

Biscuits16 wrote: »

Worst place EVER!

Could think of a heck of a lot worse places.

At the moment there is no place I'd rather be this Christmas and New Year.

Abi

Biscuits16 wrote: »

I'll be spending it with my parents and siblings, probably getting hammered.:D

So whats everybody's plans for Christmas?

Cooking at home, visit the parentals, more than likely get pished with the auld boy at some stage


Everyone has a great time until the hen pulls down the tree the next day :rolleyes:

irish-stew wrote: »

London Baby!!

Love London. Have some family there, almost moved there myself. Never say never though

mackg

Bit of a different Christmas day planned this year, going out for dinner, should be interesting as we have never done it before. Might leave opening the presents off til after since the dinner is booked for early and there will be no kids around this year. Remainder of the day will be spent eating ham sandwiches and drinking.

holystungun9

Temptamperu wrote: »

Having one of those small tins of beans and crying.

Use a small spoon and then things won't seem so bad.

EGAR

Working as on the other 364 days of the year..

JohnnyTodd

Temptamperu wrote: »

Having one of those small tins of beans and crying.

Fell out with my parents 6 months ago so I'll be doing the same!

stupidusername

This will be my first christmas not spent with my family,going to spend it with a friend that isn't able to make it home this year. Should be good,films,chats,food and cake

castlepoint

home,hammered,happy days.

Warper

homeless with Boards on my IPhone i knicked off Santa

PARKHEAD67

Biscuits16 wrote: »

I'll be spending it with my parents and siblings, probably getting hammered.:D

So whats everybody's plans for Christmas?

Pissed for a week.Isnt that what Christmas is about:D

Zebra3

I'll be out campaigning for the banning of Christmas.

PARKHEAD67

Biscuits16 wrote: »

Worst place EVER!

Have you ever been to London? Its pretty much class.Apart from Buckingham Palace and all its inhabitants:D

PARKHEAD67

Zebra3 wrote: »

I'll be out campaigning for the banning of Christmas.

Muslim?

Biscuits16

PARKHEAD67 wrote: »

Have you ever been to London? Its pretty much class.Apart from Buckingham Palace and all its inhabitants:D

Yes once, the people are very ignorant.

John Doe1

Your ma invited me to a shindig in her vagina

PARKHEAD67

Biscuits16 wrote: »

Yes once, the people are very ignorant.

I will not disagree.;)

PARKHEAD67

John Doe1 wrote: »

Your ma invited me to a shindig in her vagina

Your words confuse me.

Abi

Biscuits16 wrote: »

Yes once, the people are very ignorant.

Have you met them all?

John Doe1 wrote: »

Your ma invited me to a shindig in her vagina

Please jesus someone stick a ban on anyone that says another 'yore ma' thing.



I get a fúcking crazy twitch seeing it now, it's so ridiculously over-used. It was never funny in the first place.

Latchy

Biscuits16 wrote: »

Yes once, the people are very ignorant.

All of those millions of people ? Phew ...you cover some ground

Biscuits16

Abi wrote: »

Have you met them all?


Please jesus someone stick a ban on anyone that says another 'yore ma' thing.



I get a fúcking crazy twitch seeing it now, it's so ridiculously over-used. It was never funny in the first place.

Yes I have met everyone of them, all very ignorant.

Yore ma!

amacca

Abi wrote: »

Please jesus someone stick a ban on anyone that says another 'yore ma' thing.



I get a fúcking crazy twitch seeing it now, it's so ridiculously over-used. It was never funny in the first place.

yes its overused to the point of nausea....yes I'm completely immature but I still giggled when I read it

+he said shindig in a vagina...thats funny in my book (the book of someone with the mental age of a 14 year old boy who steadfastly refuses to grow up admittedly)

+I could almost see the hoe-down/line dancing competition that was going on in there!

KKkitty

At home with my fella and 2 boys last year did our own christmas dinner and the water totally boiled off the ham so I'll be keeping a closer eye on it this year.

Zebra3

PARKHEAD67 wrote: »

Muslim?

No. Are you?

Abi

Biscuits16 wrote: »

Yes I have met everyone of them, all very ignorant.

Yore ma!

Would you be English yourself then?

amacca wrote: »

yes its overused to the point of nausea....yes I'm completely immature but I still giggled when I read it

+he said shindig in a vagina...thats funny in my book (the book of someone with the mental age of a 14 year old boy who steadfastly refuses to grow up admittedly)

+I could almost see the hoe-down/line dancing competition that was going on in there!

Whatever floats your boat and all that

denhaagenite

At home relaxing with Hubby and pooch. Haven't been back since we emigrated four years ago, too much hassle travelling with weather etc. Sometimes we go to a friend's house but this year we'll have a quiet one.

We'll drive to the UK a week before to do a big shop in Tesco so we'll have all the luxuries tho, and to see friends and have a mock Christmas dinner .

Maybe we'll go home next year but I doubt it.

jester77

Taking a family break this year, will be cruising down the Mekong

Duggy747

This is pretty much the annual buzz for me:

1. Christmas Eve - Big piss up to welcome everyone back home.
2. Christmas Day - Eat like a king and pan out to the annual viewing of Charlie & The Chocolate Factory (The real one with Gene Wilder, that is :pac:)
3. Stephen's Day - Mother of all piss-ups
4. Ensuing days - Curl up in the corner, hiding from light, vowing never to touch drink again
5. New Year's Eve - Emerge out into society once again for another piss-up, get free kisses off women
6. Ensuing days - Curl up in the corner, hiding from light, vowing never to touch drink again

Will be my 1st Xmas without my dog, though. Will be a bit strange not having her around bugging me for some turkey.

Witchie

Cooking for 24 people as my sons, siblings, their partners, 3 cousins and their partners & kids, 2 aunts, 1 uncle and my sisters future parents-in-law all descend on my parents house where my ma and I will be required to feed them all.

Tis great craic though and when more arrive later in the evening we could end up with 25 to 30 people spending the night, joining in the sing song and game playing til the early hours of the morning.

My favourite day of the year.

Bliss.

dan1895

Hopefully not getting sick like last year

Rabies

I'll be sitting out on the back deck of the house with my house mates and a few christmas orphans.
Dinner will be a combination of steak, sausages, burgers, prawns, veggies and all will be consumed in the expected sunshine