Do you do odd things when you are left alone in the house?

John Doe1

Por Ejemplo: I listen to my ipod while drinking tea. Sometimes while doing so i pretend the cup is the fretboard and use the other hand to strum. I do it all the time, please tell im not insane:D










If you say masturbation, you have a very small willy and are attracted to farmyard animals

whiskeyman

I meticulously plan and execute an enthralling burgler prevention system through various slapstick props.

stupidusername

fap.

housemate just came home

El Guapo!

Get drunk and talk to my dog like he's a person. Then get píssed off and cry when he doesn't answer me back.

DEFTLEFTHAND

I'm currently mimicking the killer bass line on Fool's Gold with a sweeping brush.

InkSlinger67

I get work done

Sky King

Does yer oul doll count as an odd thing?

ToddyDoody

Brush my teeth for about 25 mins walking around the place while i reflect on the events of the day

Cupcake_Crisis

Dance around the kitchen and talk to the dogs. If im drunk i lay upside down in the couch and fall asleep.

John Doe1

Sky King wrote: »

Does yer oul doll count as an odd thing?

Yes she does, i dont see what thats got to so with the......oh i see you are a wit and an intellect good sir

saa

I live on my own so I can be strange all the time, I used to live in a house share with an obsessive landlord who never went out and then a house where there was one guy on the dole who never left during my six month stay except to go buy pizza and then to venture to the kitchen to cook pizza and acquire cans.

I do not miss that awkward moment when you're cooking something and not in the mood to talk but someone comes in and tries to talk to you anyway. My god social interaction is a pain in the árse.

John Doe1

stupidusername wrote: »

fap.

housemate just came home

Er look at the bottom of my post

Agricola

I sing opera.

All'alba................ vincerò!

vincero, vinceròooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Sky King

Yes she does, i dont see what thats got to so with the......oh i see you are a wit and an intellect good sir

Yeah. you like that don't you? Eh? Eh?

Which, co-incidentally enough is also what she says.

Opinicus

I listen to Queen nonstop at full blast on my stereo cos Queen are the best band ever in the History of the universe and Freddie Mercury was the best frontman/singer ever in the history of space and time.

stupidusername

John Doe1 wrote: »

Er look at the bottom of my post

mmhmmm. I see. you didn't write FACT! after it though, so it's not true.

but yes, I do have a very very very small willy.

kfallon

Not really......mainly just walk around in the nip

ICANN

When I'm cooking I pretend I'm a tv chef

Saila

walk around naked, actually I do that when people are in too. its like a danger **** but for being naked instead

LETHAL LADY

When alone and cooking the dinner I talk to myself quite a bit imagining different scenarios like maybe some cutting remark at an enemy or maybe my speech for winning some award.

John Doe1

Sky King wrote: »

Yeah. you like that don't you? Eh? Eh?

Which, co-incidentally enough is also what she says.

I'm ambivelant

I doubt that, my mother has all 5 senses

gigawatt

I talk to my pets, dance around the kitchen, sing really loudly and have out loud imaginary conversations that usually relate to a discussion ive already had with someone or something im annoyed about. the imaginary scenarios can also run to topics like speeches or accepting awards.
yes I think i am a little bit nuts

eirn

Do pretty normal, boring stuff, but while in the nip.

cocoshovel

Scream obscenities at the top of voice because I can.


*Looks around*

"FÚCKING TITS!!!"

John Doe1

cocoshovel wrote: »

Scream obscenities at the top of voice because I can.


*Looks around*

"FÚCKING TITS!!!"

Is that irish?

brummytom

I imagine that a friend's died, and I'm giving the eulogy at their funeral.


Not the same friend every time, I'm not mental...

vampire of kilmainham

i imigane im tied to the bed naked being tickled all over by an older man and he keeps tickling no matter how much i laugh:D:D:D

The House Of Wolves

I drag my amp into the hall, turn it up to 11 and kick the overdrive oooon. Then I proceed to very badly mangle my way through Queen and The Rolling Stones.
Other times I pretend I am famous and performing for a crowd, using my hairbrush as a mic and belting out Abba.

cml387

Read books out loud,doing all the voices in the conversation pieces.

Good thread this.

Latchy

Dress up in womens clothes ...just like everybody else .

phasers

make French toast.

delaad

Speaking as one who is more or less permanently alone in my house, I can't say if at any time I behave oddly. How can I tell? Surely I need a reference group around me to know if i'm conforming or not?

Ally Dick

I lived alone for two years. My buddy came to visit once and burst out laughing when he saw me with the remote control. He said that I had a vacant stare that reminded him of how he used to look after many years of similarly living alone

aujopimur

vampire of kilmainham wrote: »

i imigane im tied to the bed naked being tickled all over by an older man and he keeps tickling no matter how much i laugh:D:D:D

I could make that a reality for you.

dashboard_hula

I usually end up cleaning the house, but in really patchy and half-assed way, washing on the kitchen floor, hoover flex all over the place, starting one job then going onto the other, all while seasons 1-7 of the West Wing play in the background, drinking endless Diet Coke and shouting at BBC News 24.

I miss summer.

Mint Sauce

Check the basement.

Zen65

I fight imaginary villains!

Then I repair the furniture that suffered collateral damaged.

Z

Superbus

Watch porn, with sound ON!

AnamGlas

I bring food down to the chamber if my pretties have been good.

chocksaway

I tend to air-dry!:cool:

W.Shakes-Beer

Crank up 150 watts of Marshall

Sing

back out a loaf/shower with door open

pragmatic1

Put on silly voices.
Open doors with karate kicks.
Walk around naked.

working fool

dressing up in the girlfriends clothes for me too ..
she hates it ,,so she bought me my own womens undies ,
but its not the same really .

John Doe1

Make threads about odd things you when you are alone:)

somefeen

I spent three months only getting dressed if I had to leave the house I cooked and cleaned completely nude and everything. Great craic.

I also started talking to myself in a weird voice that wasnt my own

jokettle

I used to walk around naked, until I realised that facing my apartment block is an office block with floor-to-ceiling windows

somefeen

I also ****ing love building forts outta things and pissing out the back garden

ShadowHearth

Did dishes, vacuumed room, sorted out fireplace, cleaned dust.

When no misses is not at home I go nuts sometimes...

working fool

actually i started singing pop songs lately
but using the count from sesame streets voice !

Flincher

I love taking a poo with the bathroom door wide open.

Also instead of walking up the stairs, I kinda climb/run up them like I used to when I was a kid. I think everyone did it, a bit like a dog running up stairs.

John Doe1

Flincher wrote: »

I love taking a poo with the bathroom door wide open.

Also instead of walking up the stairs, I kinda climb/run up them like I used to when I was a kid. I think everyone did it, a bit like a dog running up stairs.

I totally do that running up the stairs thing:)