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What turned you on today.

  • 24-11-2011 8:51am
    #1
    Trigger13222
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 213 ✭✭


    What simple things turn you on daily.


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  • #2
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Your ma


  • #3
    haydar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 377 ✭✭haydar


    Yore Ma!

    F*uck ye


  • #4
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Big wet Ghee in the face!


  • #5
    Trigger13222
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 213 ✭✭Trigger13222


    KTRIC wrote: »
    Your ma

    me too


  • #6
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    You're...............Da!


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  • #7
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Anyone want sloppy seconds with the OP's ma?


  • #8
    Trigger13222
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 213 ✭✭Trigger13222


    Trigger13222 wrote: »
    What simple things turn you on daily.

    Might as well join in.
    My ma


  • #9
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    First cig of the morning. heaven. nearly as good as sex.


  • #10
    spank_inferno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,892 ✭✭✭spank_inferno


    I'll join the queue..... +1 to the Op's mom!


  • #11
    Lady Chuckles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,279 ✭✭✭Lady Chuckles


    Your ma!!! ... Everybody's parents!! :pac:


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  • #12
    Frank Black
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,296 ✭✭✭Frank Black


    My Norwegian girlfriend.


  • #13
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    No ones ma or da turns me on, ye are all perverts.


  • #14
    Angeles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 232 ✭✭Angeles


    hondasam wrote: »
    No ones ma or da turns me on, ye are all perverts.

    Dunno now, the Op's Ma is sound'n like a ride!
    KTRIC wrote: »
    Your ma
    haydar wrote: »
    Yore Ma!
    foxyboxer wrote: »
    You're...............ma!
    spank_inferno wrote: »
    +1 to the Op's mom!


  • #15
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Relations

    77747047.jpg


  • #16
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Mars bar.... mmm......


  • #17
    IrishZeus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,887 ✭✭✭IrishZeus


    black francis wrote: »
    My Norwegian girlfriend.

    His Norwegian girlfriend.


  • #18
    Anyone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Anyone


    The bumpy bus jouney. In my defence I was sitting near the wheel arch.....jesus I need to get laid soon.....


  • #19
    robbie_998
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,222 ✭✭✭robbie_998


    nothing.... i was staring at a wall

    Im just glad im sitting and have a desk to cover right now.


  • #20
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Coffee. Get's me all hot and wet..........OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!


  • #21
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Irish men mother lovers to the end.


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  • #22
    yeppydeppy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭yeppydeppy


    Ann Corcoran


  • #23
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    A switch like every day.

    Sincerely,

    AnonoBoy D. Lightbulb.


  • #24
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Brazilian girl in the gym


  • #25
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Hot chick in Starbucks


  • #26
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,639 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    The nurse and the defibrillator.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #27
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    OldGoat wrote: »
    The nurse and the defibrillator.

    I've watched that too. Yeah, it's quite good. :pac:


  • #28
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,639 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    chin_grin wrote: »
    I've watched that too. Yeah, it's quite good. :pac:
    I thought it was just shocking.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #29
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Don't mind them OP - blast them with p1ss :D:D


  • #30
    the purple tin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Smithers. He's quite good at it.


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  • #31
    coonecb1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 523 ✭✭✭coonecb1


    The cleaning ladies where I work, the young ones that is. So beautiful :)


  • #32
    astonaidan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,456 ✭✭✭astonaidan


    The sexy Italian girl who I hadnt a clue what she was saying to me;)


  • #33
    DominoDub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,572 ✭✭✭DominoDub


    Just got a big shot of "dopamine chills" from listening to a few tracks of great music on random play on my iPod.

    Tracks - Wilco - "Shot in the Arm" Live version -> Talking Heads -Swamp


  • #34
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,287 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    Weyland Smithers. Hello Smithers, you are quite good at turning me on.


  • #35
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Jordan 191, absolute ride


  • #36
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Nothing ......yet


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  • #37
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    xzanti wrote: »
    Relations

    77747047.jpg

    were the boobies really that droopy


  • #38
    aujopimur
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,953 ✭✭✭aujopimur


    The wan next door in her PJs leaning in thru' the window of her friends car.


  • #39
    cock robin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 724 ✭✭✭cock robin


    Trigger13222 wrote: »
    What simple things turn you on daily.

    Yore ma's ma :D


  • #40
    robbie_998
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,222 ✭✭✭robbie_998


    cock robin wrote: »
    Yore ma's ma :D


    no.


  • #41
    cosmicfart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    Been a man, I dont need anything specific to turn me on, like earlier i was inputting something on a spread and the word 'erection' came up and guess what.........yep I gotta stiffy!


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  • #42
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    cosmicfart wrote: »
    Been a man, I dont need anything specific to turn me on, like earlier i was inputting something on a spread and the word 'erection' came up and guess what.........yep I gotta stiffy!

    That's usually what you get an erection for!!!


  • #43
    cosmicfart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    kfallon wrote: »
    That's usually what you get an erection for!!!


    it wasnt anything to with sex though more to do with scaffolding!


  • #44
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    hot shower, watching someone write something in pen on paper, the person sitting in the driving seat with their hand on their lap.


  • #45
    pebbles21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    astonaidan wrote: »
    The sexy Italian girl who I hadnt a clue what she was saying to me;)

    Trap??...is that you??

    That girl wearing the short skirt cycling to work this morning :D


  • #46
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Emerging from my gimp box only to be slapped around by my beautiful dominatrix imaginary woman and being put back in the box for another few hours.


  • #47
    Alter-Ego
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Alter-Ego


    Me Burrrd.


  • #48
    Mental Mickey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,663 ✭✭✭✭Mental Mickey


    black francis wrote: »
    My Norwegian girlfriend.

    Pics or gtfo.


  • #49
    kraggy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    Trigger13222 wrote: »
    What simple things turn you on daily.
    KTRIC wrote: »
    Your ma


    Are you mixin my porridge again KTRIC?


  • #50
    jprboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭jprboy


    black francis wrote: »
    My Norwegian girlfriend.

    Is this what the Beatles meant by "Norwegian Wood"?


  • #51
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    coonecb1 wrote: »
    The cleaning ladies where I work, the young ones that is. So beautiful :)

    our cleaning ladies too.... mother and daughter team...and a cousin


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