cant wait to buy Twinks new book

calabi yau

NOT

MagicMarker

I have absolutely no idea who or what Twink is, I always see people reference him/her but seriously, I haven't got a fúcking who or what you're talking about.

calabi yau

Shes on Brendan OConnor now, awful

mackg

Have to admit I broke my arse laughing at the OP, must be the drink.

BluesBerry

MagicMarker wrote: »

I have absolutely no idea who or what Twink is, I always see people reference him/her but seriously, I haven't got a fúcking who or what you're talking about.

Your so lucky

Millicent

MagicMarker wrote: »

I have absolutely no idea who or what Twink is, I always see people reference him/her but seriously, I haven't got a fúcking who or what you're talking about.

You blessed ignorant lucky git you. Don't ever let that fact be changed.

earpiece

MagicMarker wrote: »

I have absolutely no idea who or what Twink is, I always see people reference him/her but seriously, I haven't got a fúcking who or what you're talking about.

You lucky mother fúcker

FatherLen

MagicMarker wrote: »

I have absolutely no idea who or what Twink is, I always see people reference him/her but seriously, I haven't got a fúcking who or what you're talking about.

isn't it a puppet of a turkey?

pragmatic1

MagicMarker wrote: »

I have absolutely no idea who or what Twink is, I always see people reference him/her but seriously, I haven't got a fúcking who or what you're talking about.

Shes the most talented actress of her generation and an aspiring brain surgeon.

gerryo777

MagicMarker wrote: »

I have absolutely no idea who or what Twink is, I always see people reference him/her but seriously, I haven't got a fúcking who or what you're talking about.

He does a lot of panto's....

Millicent

FatherLen wrote: »

isn't it a puppet of a turkey?

She's got turkey neck, if that's what you mean.

mackg

MagicMarker wrote: »

I have absolutely no idea who or what Twink is, I always see people reference him/her but seriously, I haven't got a fúcking who or what you're talking about.

Google twink and possibly add bareback.

Millicent

mackg wrote: »

Google twink and possibly add bareback.

Jesus, no, don't do it or you'll need to zip up your mickey forever!

gerryo777

mackg wrote: »

Google twink and possibly add bareback.

And google or you tube "zip up your mickey"

Mammanabammana

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DINu35v3eMU

I look forward to a whole book of her unquestioned mastery of the English language. Her eloquence speaks for itself.

-Trek-

Play the game with Derek Davis, Ronan Collins and Twink, ah those were the days that I want bleached from my memory.

Dotrel

MagicMarker wrote: »

I have absolutely no idea who or what Twink is, I always see people reference him/her but seriously, I haven't got a fúcking who or what you're talking about.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=twink
The kind of guest Brendan O'Connor waits all year for.

Duckworth_Luas

MagicMarker wrote: »

I have absolutely no idea who or what Twink is, I always see people reference him/her but seriously, I haven't got a fúcking who or what you're talking about.

You're lying, you know full well who the queen of Irish light entertainment is!

earpiece

Idea

Why don't we all buy her book, then she might get enough money, and then might disappear off to some shíthole island.
It'll never work..... will it?

Oh_Noes

I wish Brendan O'Conner would just zip up his mickey.

-Trek-

earpiece wrote: »

Idea

Why don't we all buy her book, then she might get enough money, and then might disappear off to some shíthole island.
It'll never work..... will it?

No twink it wont.

darragh_haven

Cow, Wagon, spiteful bitch, full of herself.,,, close thread

Dotrel

Mammanabammana wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DINu35v3eMU

I look forward to a whole book of her unquestioned mastery of the English language. Her eloquence speaks for itself.

A man might play away on occasion, but who wouldn't want to also come home to that afterward?

calabi yau

By God, shes lived

Solnskaya

but but but...she said the book was going to be fantastic..... surely she can't be wrong???? up ones own ar5e or wha Adele?? I find her nauseating tbh, one of them people so self absorbed that nobody dares challenge her.

earpiece

calabi yau wrote: »

By God, shes lived.....

....toooooo long

hondasam

darragh_haven wrote: »

Cow, Wagon, spiteful bitch, full of herself.,,, close thread

Bitter much? what she do on you?

Sooopie

MagicMarker wrote: »

I have absolutely no idea who or what Twink is, I always see people reference him/her but seriously, I haven't got a fúcking who or what you're talking about.

cool points x 100 :rolleyes:

OKeeffer

Twank

Another relic from RTE that should be put down

(see Brendan Grace)

booboo88

MagicMarker wrote: »

I have absolutely no idea who or what Twink is, I always see people reference him/her but seriously, I haven't got a fúcking who or what you're talking about.

I thought the same?

John Doe1

As my granda would eloquently say: Get tay......fcuck

starbelgrade

mackg wrote: »

Google twink and possibly add bareback.

Out of sheer curiosity I just did that.

You are now on my 'ignore list'.

OKeeffer

booboo88 wrote: »

I thought the same?

She's a middle-aged, foul-mouthed bitter woman who once was the darling of RTE's light entertainment department, but became enraged when people were no longer interested in a woman pretending to be a market stall seller or making unfunny jokes.

She still appears on RTE, although much less often, and is despised by anyone under 40.

She is so egotistical that she is bound to read this, having googled herself once every three hours on the latest android phone that our TV Licence bills paid for.

mackg

starbelgrade wrote: »

Out of sheer curiosity I just did that.

You are now on my 'ignore list'.

You've been around, you knew what you were doing.
:cool:

EDIT: you thanked the post too, little aroused were ya? :pac:

OKeeffer

She was also good pals with the late Gerry Ryan.

You remember him? He did a radio show where he would arrive in late, if at all, and eat his breakfast while reading the newspapers out loud.

He was paid €676,354 a year.

Ah, the boom times...

starbelgrade

mackg wrote: »

EDIT: you thanked the post too, little aroused were ya? :pac:

I went from :eek: to :mad: to

Jaxxy

OKeeffer wrote: »

She's a middle-aged, foul-mouthed bitter woman who once was the darling of RTE's light entertainment department, but became enraged when people were no longer interested in a woman pretending to be a market stall seller or making unfunny jokes.

She still appears on RTE, although much less often, and is despised by anyone under 40.

She is so egotistical that she is bound to read this, having googled herself once every three hours on the latest android phone that our TV Licence bills paid for.

Brilliant post. I honestly don't understand her appeal to the middle-agers and over. My mother is the same, full of admiration for Twink.

The Mother: Twink was on [something I can't remember] talking about [some drivel that is suddenly important to her] and she was just brilliant.
Me: She's a cúnt.
The Mother: :eek:

That was the first time I ever called another human being a cúnt.

mackg

Jaxxy wrote: »

Brilliant post. I honestly don't understand her appeal to the middle-agers and over. My mother is the same, full of admiration for Twink.

The Mother: Twink was on [something I can't remember] talking about [some drivel that is suddenly important to her] and she was just brilliant.
Me: She's a cúnt.
The Mother: :eek:

That was the first time I ever called another human being a cúnt.

My mother loves her too, I think it's because she was on that show that was just televised charades.

starbelgrade

OKeeffer wrote: »

She's a middle-aged, foul-mouthed bitter woman

That's really unfair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DINu35v3eMU

NOT!!

John Doe1

starbelgrade wrote: »

That's really unfair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DINu35v3eMU

NOT!!

bloody hell what a bitch

booboo88

so she's like soda stream...should have been kept in the 80's

OKeeffer

Jaxxy wrote: »

The Mother: Twink was on [something I can't remember] talking about [some drivel that is suddenly important to her] and she was just brilliant.
Me: She's a cúnt.
The Mother: :eek:

You really shouldn't say "cúnt" to your mother......no, hang on.....in this case yes, yes you should.

OKeeffer

booboo88 wrote: »

so she's like soda stream...should have been kept in the 80's

And like soda stream, she spews out a costly, vile, flat, phlegm-like substance which leaves a bad taste in your mouth, when you would much prefer something of quality.

Dotrel

booboo88 wrote: »

so she's like soda stream...should have been kept in the 80's

And like the Soda Stream, she's almost incomprehensible to a modern audience.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFeV0CbvHG8

Mammanabammana

Dotrel wrote: »

And like the Soda Stream, she's almost incomprehensible to a modern audience.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFeV0CbvHG8

God that stuff was vile!

vampire of kilmainham

twink my fcuking arse i cannot stand that motherfcuking unadulterated rotton crotch and of course as usual with all our chat shows same ol guests nearly all the time telling us about their lives and plugging shows or books who gives a sh1t about them same ol washed up has beens but i cant stand her with a vengence and as for that ass hole o connor well he make me puke:mad::mad::mad:

sam34

what a talentless trashy media-whoring b1tch

Hootanany

Why do you watch these shows I stopped watching about 7 months ago. Don't encourage them and they might go away.

calabi yau

Maybe we should add a poll to decipher Twinks popularity amongst boardsies...








NOT

stovelid

Heard she's doing a remake of a classic Irish kids TV show.

It's going to be called Elderly Wagon.

mattjack

Her book is to be delivered to all those who a TV licence ... that's the TransVestite licence ..not the other one..