Young wans in der little sexmobiles

ugsparky

How can this be ?

I head out to town to the Chinese or the Chipper and all over town are young wans in 00 Corsa's or Starlets with twin exhausts, alloys and blacked out windows. They park two or three abreast (no pun intended) yapping to each other or on the mobile phone to other boy racers or young wan racers until a suitable hour when the Gardai have gone to bed and then they rip the ****e out of the link road doing doughnuts and ... things When you see these young wans they either look like bleach blonde porn stars with heavily masscared eyes or Cheryl Tweedy lookalikes with heavily masscared eyes. Most are in skirts up to their arse with black tights or tights that look like they've been drawn on with a black felt tip pen (I like da one's dat look like the sussies - Rhianna has a pair I believe). Them that has big boobies has them hanging out of nice tops with the black bras also on view - the little boobed wans just show off the bras underneath white tops that are see through. They do skip from car to car - take off for a spin and land back a few minutes later to the same spot .... a bit like sparrows leaving the nest. How can this be ?

The price of petrol and diesel is a disaster.
The price of car insurance and tax is a disaster.
The price of the mobile phone is a disaster.
The Gatso's, Gardai marked and unmarked are swarming about the place from 7 in the morning til late at night - you'd be afraid to go out in case you might break the speed limit by a few km whilst being distracted by young wans in 00 ...

How can these young wans and boy racers afford to be on the road at all ? My missus reliably informs me that some of the young wans at her workplace have little sexmobiles too ... Renault's and Citroen's ... and they openly speak of going on shagfest's ... one boasted of three boy racers in one evening ... :eek: ... friends with benefits etc.

What I really want to ask is this ... should we not look for a "car sex tax" on all young wans and boys racers under the age of 25 ? Of course auld married fellahs getting their leg over in a gateway or a local beauty spot would be exempt from this tax, especially if driving an Audi or a 2 litre Hdi diesel :cool:

Does this go on in most small Irish towns ?

MrStuffins

Car sex tax?

This guy is f*cked then!

howamidifferent

Can you please post the GPS co-ordinates so we can "verify" this is actually happening...Those girls need protection from those you males...By fellas my age...:D

OldGoat

In before the InBeforers

RichieC

I've never heard of such a thing.. perhaps Joe Duffy has the answer you seek.

AnonoBoy

You're amazed that young people congregate together or something?

I got bored and started thinking about dinner halfway through your post.

Think I'll have a thai stir-fry.

MidlandsM

these cars are powered by "the dole"....!

ugsparky

ugsparky wrote: »

How can this be ?
they openly speak of going on shagfest's ... one boasted of three boy racers in one evening ... :eek: ... friends with benefits etc.

Balls, Ive been doing it wrong, I have a Passat.


Need to get me a Civic!

shanemort

ugsparky wrote: »

Them that has big boobies has them hanging out of nice tops with the black bras also on view - the little boobed wans just show off the bras underneath white tops that are see through.

and they openly speak of going on shagfest's ... one boasted of three boy racers in one evening ... :eek: ... friends with benefits etc.?

PICS or your BS'ing - Eh where does this go on, I might cruise by on my BMX

Eroticfishcake

A Corsa is a sexmobile...lol

MrStuffins

ugsparky wrote: »

How can these young wans and boy racers afford to be on the road at all ? My missus reliably informs me that some of the young wans at her workplace have little sexmobiles too ... Renault's and Citroen's ... and they openly speak of going on shagfest's ... one boasted of three boy racers in one evening ... :eek: ... friends with benefits etc.

You may wanna rethink how reliable your missus really is!

Caliden

would love to see a corsa/starlet doing a doughnut...

shanemort

yes PICS and GPS co-ordinates so we can "verify" this is actually happening... AND HURRY UP

RichieC

MidlandsM wrote: »

these cars are powered by "the dole"....!

Not to be a nit picker but, the OP said in his post that his missus reliably informed him that girls in her work place have sex mobiles...

Professey Chin

I tried to do it once in a corsa.
It is not a sexmobile. Its an uncomfortable cramp causer

retalivity

i read the op in brendan o'carroll's voice.
my head hurts

chiloutus

You're over use of the term "young wans" and baby language is strange. Also, where did you get the term sexmobile from?

mikom

Well it beats being a buswanker.

mattjack

ugsparky wrote: »

How can this be ?

I head out to town to the Chinese or the Chipper and all over town are young wans in 00 Corsa's or Starlets with twin exhausts, alloys and blacked out windows. They park two or three abreast (no pun intended) yapping to each other or on the mobile phone to other boy racers or young wan racers until a suitable hour when the Gardai have gone to bed and then they rip the ****e out of the link road doing doughnuts and ... things When you see these young wans they either look like bleach blonde porn stars with heavily masscared eyes or Cheryl Tweedy lookalikes with heavily masscared eyes. Most are in skirts up to their arse with black tights or tights that look like they've been drawn on with a black felt tip pen (I like da one's dat look like the sussies - Rhianna has a pair I believe). Them that has big boobies has them hanging out of nice tops with the black bras also on view - the little boobed wans just show off the bras underneath white tops that are see through. They do skip from car to car - take off for a spin and land back a few minutes later to the same spot .... a bit like sparrows leaving the nest. How can this be ?

The price of petrol and diesel is a disaster.
The price of car insurance and tax is a disaster.
The price of the mobile phone is a disaster.
The Gatso's, Gardai marked and unmarked are swarming about the place from 7 in the morning til late at night - you'd be afraid to go out in case you might break the speed limit by a few km whilst being distracted by young wans in 00 ...

How can these young wans and boy racers afford to be on the road at all ? My missus reliably informs me that some of the young wans at her workplace have little sexmobiles too ... Renault's and Citroen's ... and they openly speak of going on shagfest's ... one boasted of three boy racers in one evening ... :eek: ... friends with benefits etc.

What I really want to ask is this ... should we not look for a "car sex tax" on all young wans and boys racers under the age of 25 ? Of course auld married fellahs getting their leg over in a gateway or a local beauty spot would be exempt from this tax, especially if driving an Audi or a 2 litre Hdi diesel :cool:

Does this go on in most small Irish towns ?

This is a song you're writing ?.....

Immaculate Pasta

Shkyboy :cool:

phasers

Chicks get cheap insurance. I was only quoted €1400 for my first policy on a 1.4 206. dunno how young guys do it though, drug money maybe?

I've a corolla now though, which I put little flower stickers on.

Owen

I saw 'der' in the subject line, assumed it was the ultimate example of txtspk, impossible to decode, and even if you did, it wouldn't be worth it. Then I clicked on the thread to open it, and well ... my eyes and brain hurt now.

Jimmy Bottlehead

God I've love to give you a wash and an english lesson.

Rocky_Dennis

phasers wrote: »

Chicks get cheap insurance. I was only quoted €1400 for my first policy on a 1.4 206. dunno how young guys do it though, drug money maybe?

I've a corolla now though, which I put little flower stickers on.

You're a girl

Always thought you were a bloke

Bullchomper

MrStuffins wrote: »

Car sex tax?

This guy is f*cked then!

Objectophilia!! Hanging around cars all the time.... Maybe that's the explanation then
http://curioustendency.blogspot.com/2011/06/objectophilia-in-love-with-objects.html#.TsU3MsOa9Ic

phasers

Andrewh1984 wrote: »

phasers wrote: »

Chicks get cheap insurance. I was only quoted €1400 for my first policy on a 1.4 206. dunno how young guys do it though, drug money maybe?

I've a corolla now though, which I put little flower stickers on.

You're a girl

Always thought you were a bloke

Really ? Haha, Nobody else has ever made that mistake before.

Bullchomper

Owen wrote: »

I saw 'der' in the subject line, assumed it was the ultimate example of txtspk, impossible to decode, and even if you did, it wouldn't be worth it. Then I clicked on the thread to open it, and well ... my eyes and brain hurt now.

Jimmy Bottlehead wrote: »

God I've love to give you a wash and an english lesson.

Do you not realise the thread is purposefully and perfectly written in the language of hilarity? Put the condescending nonsense aside boys.

charlemont

OP has a few wee issues..Hey teacher leave those kids alone !!

Rocky_Dennis

phasers wrote: »

Really ? Haha, Nobody else has ever made that mistake before.

Don't know why, maybe it's the username or the fact that I am not the brightest Just had it in my head, Apologies

I tried to have sex with a car, but the exhaust burnt my knob :-(

mackg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecunQO_uoIg

shawnee

ugsparky wrote: »

How can this be ?

I head out to town to the Chinese or the Chipper and all over town are young wans in 00 Corsa's or Starlets with twin exhausts, alloys and blacked out windows. They park two or three abreast (no pun intended) yapping to each other or on the mobile phone to other boy racers or young wan racers until a suitable hour when the Gardai have gone to bed and then they rip the ****e out of the link road doing doughnuts and ... things When you see these young wans they either look like bleach blonde porn stars with heavily masscared eyes or Cheryl Tweedy lookalikes with heavily masscared eyes. Most are in skirts up to their arse with black tights or tights that look like they've been drawn on with a black felt tip pen (I like da one's dat look like the sussies - Rhianna has a pair I believe). Them that has big boobies has them hanging out of nice tops with the black bras also on view - the little boobed wans just show off the bras underneath white tops that are see through. They do skip from car to car - take off for a spin and land back a few minutes later to the same spot .... a bit like sparrows leaving the nest. How can this be ?

The price of petrol and diesel is a disaster.
The price of car insurance and tax is a disaster.
The price of the mobile phone is a disaster.
The Gatso's, Gardai marked and unmarked are swarming about the place from 7 in the morning til late at night - you'd be afraid to go out in case you might break the speed limit by a few km whilst being distracted by young wans in 00 ...

How can these young wans and boy racers afford to be on the road at all ? My missus reliably informs me that some of the young wans at her workplace have little sexmobiles too ... Renault's and Citroen's ... and they openly speak of going on shagfest's ... one boasted of three boy racers in one evening ... :eek: ... friends with benefits etc.

What I really want to ask is this ... should we not look for a "car sex tax" on all young wans and boys racers under the age of 25 ? Of course auld married fellahs getting their leg over in a gateway or a local beauty spot would be exempt from this tax, especially if driving an Audi or a 2 litre Hdi diesel :cool:

Does this go on in most small Irish towns ?

It must be a relief to get that much off your chest !!! We can now see the hairs through your see thru vest !:D:D

Mully_2011

Pently of Girls into the cars round this way often see girls driving evos and the likes round here sure if thats what they're into leave them at it

Where To

I don't believe this story ;

Everyone knows that an aul' transit van is the only sexmobile.

superstoner90

this is what happens when they arrive at the n.c.t center

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr7Q0p_cHa4

maxfresh

"Its a bloody disgrace joe these young ones with there tits and sexmobiles" :P

ugsparky

I'm actually South African - originally from Franshoek ... but anyway I think most of you get the idea of what I'm commenting on ... except the guy who is thinking about a thai dinner ... hope that packet has instructions for cooking in a microwave - enjoy

re·lia·bly adv.
Synonyms: reliable, dependable, responsible, trustworthy, trusty

... I don't doubt her ...

... of course I have changed the car makes ... although I believe there is a Passat ... so to the guy with the Passat ... there's hope yet ... sorry people - don't have GPS

ejmaztec

phasers wrote: »

Really ? Haha, Nobody else has ever made that mistake before.

I bet you say that to all the girls boys.

Mint Sauce

Corsa? Sex Mobile?

Mine certainly doesn't get me any, even with its alloys!

Abi

irish-stew wrote: »

Corsa? Sex Mobile?

Mine certainly doesn't get me any, even with its alloys!

Theres only one way a lad should be getting into a corsa- with his cock tucked back :pac:

mattjack

ugsparky wrote: »

I'm actually South African - originally from Franshoek ... but anyway I think most of you get the idea of what I'm commenting on ... except the guy who is thinking about a thai dinner ... hope that packet has instructions for cooking in a microwave - enjoy

re·lia·bly adv.
Synonyms: reliable, dependable, responsible, trustworthy, trusty

... I don't doubt her ...

... of course I have changed the car makes ... although I believe there is a Passat ... so to the guy with the Passat ... there's hope yet ... sorry people - don't have GPS

welcome to After Hours.....rest your soul a little while,meet the inma...inhabitants , enjoy the view ,listen to the rantings of the crazy and leave by the window, not that one thats my window.

Mint Sauce

Abi wrote: »

Theres only one way a lad should be getting into a corsa- with his cock tucked back :pac:

:eek:

<sulks off in shame>

Bloody girl racer!

amandaf675

haha Corsa, Sexmobile? Tried it once, It Failed!

Girl Racer for Life :P bahaha

al28283

ugsparky wrote: »

How can these young wans and boy racers afford to be on the road at all ? My missus reliably informs me that some of the young wans at her workplace have little sexmobiles too

The answer is in the question.Work is done in exchange for money. Money can be used to buy things like cars, petrol and even mobile phones.

ShadowHearth

Rwd corsa mmmmmmmm...... I can see you are real expert on cars


OP jelly alot?

Feisar

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

Shkyboy :cool:

I laughed before I could catch myself. Awful post!

Wertz

Ardee's a hell of a town hai...

laoch na mona

leave em off its a bit of craic

deandean

Jeez that first post is giving me a horn.
Move to motors? LOL

Gummy Panda

cars.. meh!

Now if she has a horse..

irishgeo

funny as **** the first post.