The Apprentice - Episode 7

NUTZZ

Only nine candidates remain and it is the quieter ones who find their voice in a challenge to produce a guerrilla marketing campaign for one of Ireland's mobile phone companies

Not on until 10pm this week because of that trash 'I'm a celebrity'!

eMobile get their plug this week

Heroditas

Yeah, looks like Noel finally remembers how to talk this week.

Busi_Girl08

Note - Not a spoiler, just a prediction.

I have a feeling that little Conor's going to be foi-derd tonight

FetchTheGin

'I'm an idiot get me out of here' is responsible for this late start?!?? What idiots watch that crap?!

MagicMarker

Viral video, fúck sake.

Heroditas

"Guerilla marketing", i.e. "we can't be bothered spending too much money on it"

Birdsong

Where both of these not PMs already.

Another marketing task :rolleyes:

Busi_Girl08

Joanne looks knackered.

LOL. After last year's disaster they had to give a lecture on viral campaigns to this lot. :pac:

FetchTheGin

More marketing campaigns. I miss the uk apprentice

R.D. aka MR.D

Why is it ALWAYS marketing!!!!!!

Chinafoot

Milking cows?

God that mouthy little git needs to go!

Busi_Girl08

Maurice - "I was wondering if you would be interested infusing some fun and excitement into the regatta?"
On phone - "No thanks. We'd rather leave it as a boring, stuffy shoite-fest."

Heroditas

Argh! Sometimes I'm just not quick enough in hitting the mute button when Suzanne starts talking. :mad:

Brain Stroking

I find the Notice at the top of page 1 of this thread ironic

Busi_Girl08

Whaaaaaaaaaaa?!!!!!!!

Parachutes, priests?

R.D. aka MR.D

I would love to see joanne or noel to go.

Heroditas

"Landed head first in a bucket of shít"

dolittle

this is dreadful tv



i love it...clowns

Chinafoot

This is cringe-worthy...

Mr.Crinklewood

"Unlimited Package" should of had a bloke with a Linford Christie sized penis. The purple colour would of also been apt.

Busi_Girl08

The cameraman's hawt.

Jesus this is embarrassing.

Busi_Girl08

Noel's talkin' sense. Shut up, Maurice and Chris. :mad:

du Maurier

Purcell (The rabbit) is such a div. They may be numpties many the time, but he's so so negative in the outtakes, always lambasting ideas that they've agreed on. Retrospect is a great thing.

dolittle

Chinafoot wrote: »

This is cringe-worthy...

thats putting it mildly
its dreadful

Birdsong

oh my god, its shocking - get all the props and then the concept will come

Busi_Girl08

Those are not the faces of confidence.

MagicMarker

Can anyone tell me wtf that was about?

Heroditas

Just when I think I can't cringe any more....... :eek:

reera82

Truly shíte. Words fail me.

Busi_Girl08

The Quinn Direct idents before The Late Late are better than that crap.

FetchTheGin

Does Suzanne have an American accent for some words?! Or am I imagining things?

dolittle

uck me that was some ad
gonna listen to morrissey and leonard cohen now

Alicat

FetchTheGin wrote: »

Does Suzanne have an American accent for some words?! Or am I imagining things?

It's really weird!

She never moves her teeth either.

R.D. aka MR.D

FetchTheGin wrote: »

Does Suzanne have an American accent for some words?! Or am I imagining things?

According to her bio she grew up in California

Busi_Girl08

Wait a minute, if all those guys are there, who the fcuk came up with Captain Energy for Airtricity?!! :eek:

Alicat

Umm.... was that Airtricity ad made by someone on the Apprentice as well?....

Howjoe1

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

Wait a minute, if all those guys are there, who the fcuk came up with Captain Energy for Airtricity?!! :eek:

FetchTheGin

Alicat wrote: »

Umm.... was that Airtricity ad made by someone on the Apprentice as well?....

Most marketing people, are the people in the apprentice, I've dealt with a lot of marketing people and bar a very select few, they are unbearable idiots.

Alicat

FetchTheGin wrote: »

Most marketing people, are the people in the apprentice, I've dealt with a lot of marketing people and bar a very select few, they are unbearable idiots.

And exactly how much do these people get paid?? :pac:

Birdsong

Jackie is in a very narky mood tonight

Howjoe1

Alicat wrote: »

It's really weird!

She never moves her teeth either.

the lips move as she talks through gritted teeth all the time.

Chinafoot

Alicat wrote: »

And exactly how much do these people get paid?? :pac:

Too much :P

Joanne is certainly confident.

Hard to know who is going to lose this one, given that they're both completely shíte.

FetchTheGin

Alicat wrote: »

And exactly how much do these people get paid?? :pac:

Unless you know someone high up, not very much. Doesn't stop the plonkers from being plonkers though :pac:

Chinafoot

If Joanne's team lose I reckon Eugene is safe 'cause she'll bring the mouth and Suzanne back in with her.

Heroditas

Conor's reaction! Hilarious.

R.D. aka MR.D

Ha it's mad that they both kinda got it wrong but they had to pick one to win!!!


Oh how i hope Joanne goes home!!!

Chinafoot

Maurice is blessed.

FetchTheGin

I hope Suzanne is gone. Have a feeling it will be Conor though, he has been in nearly every week!!!

Birdsong

Chinafoot wrote: »

If Joanne's team lose I reckon Eugene is safe 'cause she'll bring the mouth and Suzanne back in with her.

Definatly and I hope Conor goes

Chinafoot

Birdsong wrote: »

Definatly and I hope Conor goes

Me too. I think Joanne is a contender to win so, as much as she annoys me, I wouldn't like to see her go.

Dublin Chick

Eh in all fairness I think Airtricity are seriously mocking The Apprentice there