Stories about scumbags

lazygal

Just read in another thread a poster said AH would be dead if not for all the scumbag stories. So lets hear a few!

TheZohanS

How about you give us one to start.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

lazygal wrote: »

Just read in another thread a poster said AH would be dead if not for all the scumbag stories. So lets hear a few!

Search is your friend.

phasers

one time I was helping to clean up a local pond. It had a load of scum on the top so I tried skimming it with a plastic bag I found. It worked for a while, but then I had nowhere to put the bag so I ****ed it back into the pond and called it a day.

MrJoeSoap

lazygal wrote: »

Just read in another thread a poster said AH would be dead if not for all the scumbag stories. So lets hear a few!

The thinking behind my post was that there were already plenty of scumbag threads on After Hours, not that we needed more. But while we're at it, a scumbag kicked my cat at Halloween.

Kojak

Scumbags have feelings too, don't ya know....

Killer Pigeon

There once was a man named Bertie Ahern...

4zn76tysfajdxp

I remember this person once started a thread and wouldn't offer any input him/herself. The scumbag.

lazygal

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

There once was a man named Bertie Ahern...

..who had some friends called Paddy the Plasterer and Tony Blair......

karl tyrrell

Do scumbags not grow up and move on and the next generation take over are they just teens or once a scumbag always a scumbag.

Solnskaya

I was shocked last night when a scumbag stole my Mickey. I left the novelty stuffed mouse on the bonnet of my car, foolishly, and when we returned, my mickey was gone. I was shocked at the scumbags that are out there. It's a disgrace when you can't leave your Mickey out without it getting stroked. I will be phoning Joe on Monday to air my disbelief at this flagrant degradation of our standard of living. There was a day, in my parents time, when your Mickey would be safe no matter where you stuck it.

MungBean

lazygal wrote: »

Just read in another thread a poster said AH would be dead if not for all the scumbag stories. So lets hear a few!

Why didnt ya ask in that thread ? The poster your on about sounds like he's heard a few.

Jesus Wept

Things scumbags like:

1. Other scumbags.
2. Tucking their socks into their tracksuit bottoms.
3. Tracksuit bottoms.
4. Somewhat surprisingly, this **** song:

That's all I've got right now.

the groutch

karl tyrrell wrote: »

Do scumbags not grow up and move on and the next generation take over are they just teens or once a scumbag always a scumbag.

they mate with other scumbags to give birth to mega-scumbags who replace them

stovelid

When I was in college, a guy in a tracksuit looked at me sideways once when I was going down to the Centra for skins and I wet myself and ruined my new Vans.

/end

cml387

Is a female scumbag a scumhag?

Solnskaya

How does one pronounce Mraz? Is it ethnic???

Solnskaya

cml387 wrote: »

Is a female scumbag a scumhag?

no, she's a Geebag. Well known fact as it happens.

Jesus Wept

Solnskaya wrote: »

How does one pronounce Mraz? Is it ethnic???

Jason Thomas Mraz ( /məˈræz/;[1]

He is of Czech descent through his grandfather, who moved to the United States from Austria-Hungary in 1915.[4] His surname is Czech for "frost"[4]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Mraz

karl tyrrell

Wats the story man
Have you a got light bud
Any more slang

Birdie086

I am scumbag and my name is..................


Oh sorry thought this was a SA meeting

Solnskaya

The-Rigger wrote: »

Jason Thomas Mraz ( /məˈræz/;[1]

He is of Czech descent through his grandfather, who moved to the United States from Austria-Hungary in 1915.[4] His surname is Czech for "frost"[4]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Mraz

How does one pronounce Ma r a stuck to e z ? Is it Czechnic??:D

MrJoeSoap

Solnskaya wrote: »

How does one pronounce Ma r a stuck to e z ? Is it Czechnic??:D

It rhymes with Jazz, and the Mra sounds like (Yore) Ma with an R thrown in.

Solnskaya

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

It rhymes with Jazz, and the Mra sounds like (Yore) Ma with an R thrown in.

My Ma never had an R thrown in her, I'll have you know. Pure as the driven snow she was. I was the result of a medical experiment gone wrong on the poor woman, died a virgin she will, so she was, your honour.:D

cml387

Solnskaya wrote: »

My Ma never had an R thrown in her, I'll have you know. Pure as the driven snow she was. I was the result of a medical experiment gone wrong on the poor woman, died a virgin she will, so she was, your honour.:D

That means you must be...Jesus?

Terry

lazygal wrote: »

Just read in another thread a poster said AH would be dead if not for all the scumbag stories. So lets hear a few!

Hi.
My name is Terry.

Would you like to go for a drink with me?

John Doe1

So i was walking along hollywood boulevard minding my own when who i should i see but 4000 dublin scumbags. I single-handedly karate chopped them all to death and thus saved christmas.:cool:

Solnskaya

Terry wrote: »

Hi.
My name is Terry.

Would you like to go for a drink with me?

Terry, you scumbag.:)Dropping the hand, tinternet style. Have you no shame? Lazygal, don't mind him, he's from Malahide really and his Da was minted..

karl tyrrell

In dublin scumbags hang around shops were do they hang around in the country gaa grounds,church grounds,cow sheds,or the field.

IcedOut

karl tyrrell wrote: »

In dublin scumbags hang around shops were do they hang around in the country gaa grounds,church grounds,cow sheds,or the field.

You come down to Tipp and il show ya were the scumbags hang around

Terry

Solnskaya wrote: »

Terry, you scumbag.:)Dropping the hand, tinternet style. Have you no shame? Lazygal, don't mind him, he's from Malahide really and his Da was minted..

Malahide originally, but then he moved to the Liberties.
That's hardcore DC, MOFO,