I need a hundred quid

christ on a bike!

I need a tonne

I have a well paid job etc but had to paty for something this week and now I dont get paid till tuesday week
I have enough to eat and live but I need to go out and meet a girl tomorrow night
On to a good thing and if I dont strike while the iron is hot it could go arseways

No one in my family has money, I have applied for an overdraft but that wont come through till the end of the week but I really really need a hundred quid for tomorrow night
Because I want to go out and meet this girl. Big time

How does one get a hundred quid, without going to money lenders, that they could pay back the week after?

Seriously like, I really need to know

Wetai

Go around singing "I need a euro, euro, euro is what I need.."

Celly Smunt

watch me having a shot of her while you cry and i'll give you 200.

mackg

suck some dudes dick down an alley, repeat til you have a hundred quid

Kasabian

What girl would be entertained with a €100.

I call shenanigans

christ on a bike!

She's a modern girl, pays her way but I need to be able to pay mine. Though might buy her a bag of chips after

TiGeR KiNgS

Try having a savings account in future.

By the way, I just wiped my ass with 100 Euro.

Kasabian

TiGeR KiNgS wrote: »

Try having a savings account in future.

By the way, I just wiped my ass with 100 Euro.

Must have been a big wipe.

Colmo52

wonga.com

Chuck Stone

Rent out your bum.

worked for me! << (preemptive self-deprecation to thwart jokers)

dark crystal

Pimp yourself out.

psychward

pawn shop. you have internet so u must at least have a pc or laptop to pawn.

Just be careful. Your track record at saving seems to make you the type of sucker they make money off.

Bobby Baccala

I'll give you 99 euro, no more.

Pete M.

Ask her for it.

If she gives it to you, you're laughing, if not, well then you're not.

But ask yourself do you want to be in her debt?

No shame in being broke mate.

She might appreciate it, if she's a modern burd like.

hondasam

christ on a bike! wrote: »

I need a tonne

On to a good thing and if I dont strike while the iron is hot it could go arseways

If she lets you go arseways on a first date, she will cost more than a tonne.

HLecter

Take her to the beach, late day/early evening, whisper to her whatever the hell in gods divine name women want to hear. Ride, eject.

You shouldn't be accepting credit deals anyway.

sgb

Forget her have a w*nk instead save you a 100 euros

seanbmc

100 euro to go out? I've gone out some nights with 20 euro in my pocket and still had money for chips on the way home.

Improvise OP

Pete M.

sgb wrote: »

Forget her have a w*nk instead save you a 100 euros

What about **** onto €100?


Classy :pac:

christ on a bike!

Walks on the beach can wait, I'm on about hitting the town till the small hours and having an enormous laugh
Cynicism is as rife as usual here

saywhatyousee

christ on a bike! wrote: »

Walks on the beach can wait, I'm on about hitting the town till the small hours and having an enormous laugh
Cynicism is as rife as usual here

Pawn shop or provident is your only answer

Bruthal

Christ almighty, sell your bike.

44leto

Try the honest approach tell her what happened, it might make for an interesting evening, or she might think you a dead beat. Feign illness and cancel.

But surely you know someone who would lend you a tonne. I have often lent that and more to friends and family and I always got it back.

marketty

This is what credit cards were invented for

christ on a bike!

With provident does someone actually come visit you?? for a small loan??
not gonna bother with that, just wish there was someone around who'd give me a loan

F*ck everyone for emigrating

Thrill

Sell a kidney.

hondasam

christ on a bike! wrote: »

Walks on the beach can wait, I'm on about hitting the town till the small hours and having an enormous laugh
Cynicism is as rife as usual here

what were you expecting? did you think some one on the internet would transfer money into your bank a/c for you?

Solnskaya

PM Solnskaya. Receive €100 for your night of passion. Then PM Solnskaya as to where he might meet you to receive €120 at a slightly later date. Simples.:) Solnskaya ftw. An item of equal/higher value may have to exchange hands temporarily to ensure everyone stays honest but thats just the way it is and shouldn't be an issue.

Bobby Baccala

I heard about this nigerian general, he'll sort you out with a hundred quid just send him your bank account details and your all set.

psychward

dig out your old Halloween costume and make a fool of yourself on Grafton Street/Main street of wherever you are. Cover your face so your date wont recognise you when shes shopping for crotchless panties [which only reveal themselves to someone with a 100 quid ] .Bound to make a few quid by Saturday night.

vicwatson

Rob your local church, sure it's just helping the poor and the needy?:rolleyes:

woodoo

No you'll just have to stay in a pull yourself. Some rich guy will be having her you penniless peasant you.

Bobby Baccala

woodoo wrote: »

No you'll just have to stay in a pull yourself. Some rich guy will be having her you penisless peasant you.

FYP

psychward

console yourself with a hooker on payday

ballsacky

Sell knick knacks or deal smack or something.

Naos

Solnskaya wrote: »

PM Solnskaya. Receive €100 for your night of passion. Then PM Solnskaya as to where he might meet you to receive €120 at a slightly later date. Simples.:) Solnskaya ftw.

Boom. Do it OP.

Solnskaya

woodoo wrote: »

No you'll just have to stay in a pull yourself. Some rich guy will be having her you penniless peasant you.

Unless he opts for my option.:)

Posy

TiGeR KiNgS wrote: »

By the way, I just wiped my ass with 100 Euro.

Good God.. and would that still be legal tender?

sgb

Pete M. wrote: »

What about **** onto €100?


Classy :pac:

Have you done that

What's it's like?

Solnskaya

Posy wrote: »

Good God.. and would that still be legal tender?

Indeed it would, it would just need to be laundered. Op has gone quiet. "I want €100" -"OK-here you go"-"Ta, lovely, pay you back next week"-"Good stuff"
-How hard is it???

maxfresh

just go out spend all your money for food and stuff ,then starve till pay day its what i do most weeks

p.s. pasta and ketchup/reggae reggae sauce is handy to get u by

Solnskaya

maxfresh wrote: »

just go out spend all your money for food and stuff ,then starve till pay day its what i do most weeks

p.s. pasta and ketchup/reggae reggae sauce is handy to get u by

Sounds a tad dull. I prefer "Go out and get the ride thanks to Solnskaya". Starving etc sounds like a bit of a drag.

maxfresh

Solnskaya wrote: »

Sounds a tad dull. I prefer "Go out and get the ride thanks to Solnskaya". Starving etc sounds like a bit of a drag.

Dont do this Solnskaya is a loan shark and will knee cap u if u are 2 minutes late with payment :P

psychward

maxfresh wrote: »

Dont do this Solnskaya is a loan shark and will knee cap u if u are 2 minutes late with payment :P

"Go out and get the ride thanks to Solnskaya" could mean getting pimped out to repay the ever increasing debt

HLecter

You do realize after all this she's just going to say thanks for that, lets just be friends.

and then tell her friends you had a semi all night.

Solnskaya

maxfresh wrote: »

Dont do this Solnskaya is a loan shark and will knee cap u if u are 2 minutes late with payment :P

Just because you couldn't come up with the dosh dosen't mean everyone else will go the same way Hoppy:p And everyone knows Solnskaya is as straight as the person he is dealing with. Anyway, I was just trying to help the OP out, always happy to oblige,etc etc.:)

Solnskaya

psychward wrote: »

"Go out and get the ride thanks to Solnskaya" could mean getting pimped out to repay the ever increasing debt

Untrue, the €20 was just to cover the hassle of meeting the OP twice. I actually thought that was fairly reasonable. My motors a 2 litre, and €20 don't get me far.:) Anyhoo, I'm off to bed.

UglyBolloxFace

christ on a bike! wrote: »

I need a tonne

I have a well paid job etc but had to paty for something this week and now I dont get paid till tuesday week
I have enough to eat and live but I need to go out and meet a girl tomorrow night
On to a good thing and if I dont strike while the iron is hot it could go arseways

No one in my family has money, I have applied for an overdraft but that wont come through till the end of the week but I really really need a hundred quid for tomorrow night
Because I want to go out and meet this girl. Big time

How does one get a hundred quid, without going to money lenders, that they could pay back the week after?

Seriously like, I really need to know

I don't like to see someone in this situation, so I offer you what I have, which is 30 Euro. Would that do?

UglyBolloxFace

P4DDY2K11 wrote: »

I heard about this nigerian general, he'll sort you out with a hundred quid just send him your bank account details and your all set.

Hilariously original.

The King of Moo

You freely admit to being well-paid, yet you ask people for money anyway without shame.


Are you...are you a bank?

efb

blast her with piss- thats free!