Hondasam's very own thread

TeddyTedson

Can lay people post in your thread?

hondasam

you can if you want Ted, knock yourself out, make it good.

Storminateacup

I am itchy. Too much phone sex. I think I caught hearing aids

hondasam

I will not ring you tomorrow so.

Storminateacup

Send me a naughty picture babe, more racy than last nights one pls. We are way beyond the lingere stage <4

TeddyTedson

I really want to post a new thread in AH but I'm good now:(

STDs - How many have you picked up?

hondasam

Storminateacup wrote: »

Send me a naughty picture babe, more racy than last nights one pls. We are way beyond the lingere stage <4

OK:p

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I really want to post a new thread in AH but I'm good now:(

STDs - How many have you picked up?

DO NOTE EVEN THINK ABOUT IT,

I am a good girl Teddy.

Storminateacup

I picked up one once. Answered to the name of Justin. Definately a load his poppa shoulda aimed at the Wall

hondasam

Storminateacup

I don't think I could live without my iPhone, iPod or iPad though. Blackberry, smackberry. It's the brand of ******s.

hondasam

I think I could if had to, after a week you would forget about them.

Storminateacup

Nooooo. I'd die without my whatsapp, my notepads, angry birds, checking boards, music when running, app to remind me when my periods due, reminders for appointments, pills, tracker on what I ate, tracker on exercise,sending irate disgruntled emails whilst angry and not having the chance to calm down.

My life would be so empty. Thank you, steve jobs. I have no idea what I done before you became amazing

hondasam

People having phone conversations in restaurants drive me crazy. Gob****es, fcuk of outside.

Storminateacup

Or people in shop ques, get to cash desk and continue conversation. People on trains/luas on the phone. Seriously - nobody gives a shi t, calm down with the whole conversation thing.


Did I tell you what happened on the train with me and ava, Sam? I'm half expecting to be on anonoymus -- with Jason byrne.

hondasam

What happened?

Storminateacup

Had one Saturday off work, had to collect laptop that I'd left in Dublin. Bundled the little lady up and we headed up on the train. All good, great day, lots of shopping, girls I work with got to meet the baby, heading back home on the train, this rough looking maniac keeps walking up and down, stopping by our seat, staring at us. When I looked up, he would smile and walk away. The train was very quiet, not a lot of people, and I was sitting in those two seaters just at the back of the carriage.

Ava was asleep in my arms and I had my phone out, texting the boy the entire way home. Anyway.. Just coming into newbridge, he comes over to me and asks me quite loudly if I had a cigerette. I say no, I don't smoke. He swears at me and tells me he only wanted an effing smoke while the train was stopped. He went back to his seat and just as train announced it was stopping at portarlington he came over and asked me if he could use my phone to call his sister. Um...

For once, wanting to avoid confrontation, as kicking off with Ava wasn't an option, I say he can use it, once I had finished replying to my fiancée. He actually told me to hurry up? So anyway -- thinking he might need to call his sister to pick him up or tell her the train was almost in, I give him the phone. He asks me what stop I'm getting off at, I say Tullamore and he says "oh I'll be well off it by then". Eh?

Instead of "hey, can't talk, train will be there in 20 mins, collect me" he launched into asking how she was, what she was doing, how was willie doing in the hospital, how he was in Dublin for the day, how he was on the train, how he was going to see a solicitor to try see his kids at Xmas, how was her washing machine going for her, ect.

I was sitting behind him, actually going what..the..fcuk, like? I stood up and demanded my phone and he actually said "one minute", and continued his convo. 2nd time, I wasn't taking no for an answer. He eventually hung up, and THREW the phone at me - while I had a 5 and a half month old child in my arms and snarled "delete that number".

I was livid. Furious. Blood was boiling for about a week. If Only my 17 year old childless self had encountered him, I'll tell you.

hondasam

There are some weird ****ers out there, I would have fcuked the head of him.

TeddyTedson

What a ****ing nutjob. Her deserves a slap.

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Sarky

Christ, are you still here?

hondasam

Sarky wrote: »

Christ, are you still here?

Best bloody thread here

hondasam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKZcLEY2qEY

TeddyTedson

Do you think Sharky will ever let me be immune in the retarrd filter?

Fago!

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Do you think Sharky will ever let me be immune in the retarrd filter?

No because you disrespect it by calling it the retard filter.

TeddyTedson

Fago! wrote: »

No because you disrespect it by calling it the retard filter.

But Sharky doesn't respect it, that's why he bans them all.
You should be asleep by now anyways Champ.

Sarky

Actually retard filter is a fairly accurate assessment.

If anyone else is to get immunity to that thread, I'll have to remove it from someone who already has it. Of course if any of you end up fighting over a spot like rabid wolves so much the better. The Leader us an unashamed fan of human bloodsports.

TeddyTedson

• Jezza. SHE'S MAD!
• Cyberwolf77 - HE TUK YURR JUUUURB!
• Fago! - He eats lightning, craps thunder, and never gets to sit comfortably as a result.
• Toasty113 - He WAS the droid you were looking for!
• fozzle - SPOOOOOOOOOOOON!
• sNarah - Rumour has it that she discovered a more efficient form of pantaloon. She'll make millions!
• Squarewave- He showed us that mind-altering drugs have no adverse effects at all, on anyone!

Hmm, who to bite

hondasam

Sarky wrote: »

Actually retard filter is a fairly accurate assessment.

If anyone else is to get immunity to that thread, I'll have to remove it from someone who already has it. Of course if any of you end up fighting over a spot like rabid wolves so much the better. The Leader us an unashamed fan of human bloodsports.

TeddyTedson wrote: »

• Jezza. SHE'S MAD!
• Cyberwolf77 - HE TUK YURR JUUUURB!
• Fago! - He eats lightning, craps thunder, and never gets to sit comfortably as a result.
• Toasty113 - He WAS the droid you were looking for!
• fozzle - SPOOOOOOOOOOOON!
• sNarah - Rumour has it that she discovered a more efficient form of pantaloon. She'll make millions!
• Squarewave- He showed us that mind-altering drugs have no adverse effects at all, on anyone!

Hmm, who to bite

Fozzle out and replaced with Hondasam.