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If you had to choose another nationality,what would it be?

  • 03-11-2011 3:44pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,358 ✭✭✭


    Well?
    I would have to say the U.S.,I know the bad foreign policy and the likes,but it still has some really nice places.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    Can't remember what I answered last time this thread was posted.. hmm.. english or German I think I might have said.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    American, Australian, Scottish, Dutch, French, Italian, Scandinavian, Spanish or maybe one of those European places!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Dublin, yes I would like to be a dub, superior to the rest of the country.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Polish or Russian. Women outnumber the men like 5/1. And most are hot!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Italian, for the food and weather, and I wouldn't have to miss out on gombeenery and corruption.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    hondasam wrote: »
    Dublin, yes I would like to be a dub, superior to the rest of the country.

    I like to think so too


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Canadian or New Zealand nationality.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 64 ✭✭Jerri Jordan


    Scottish, Canadian, American.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    I would probably opt for british citizenship


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭leonidas83


    Greek ah **** that, ill choose swedish instead


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,028 ✭✭✭TheMilkyPirate


    Probably canadian or one of the scandinavian countries.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,670 ✭✭✭jonnny68


    Australia, New Zealand or any of the Scandinavian country's.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    hmmm maybe Northern Irish - sexy accents


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Caveman1


    Cant beat a nice Brazilian ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 174 ✭✭AnnaVanilla


    Irish :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 413 ✭✭noxqs


    <English speaking country like everyone else - heavens forbid we look beyond the anglosphere>


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,075 ✭✭✭Wattle


    My name would be Julio or Jesus or something. I'd have smouldering Latin American looks. I'd wear a silk scarf around my neck. I'd be married with five kids but I'd also be carrying on left right and centre with numerous mistresses. I wouldn't give a **** about anything.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,449 ✭✭✭✭Vicxas


    Id probably go german if i had to


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Oh_Noes


    Welsh. Cool people.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭Alzy


    Italian -- Sicilian !! ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,986 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    Swiss

    Beautiful country, will swing a cushy bank job for myself and you get put in the army reserve and get to carry guns on the street


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    Greek.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    noxqs wrote: »
    <English speaking country like everyone else - heavens forbid we look beyond the anglosphere>

    To be fair, a lot of people said Canada and America, and what they speak barely qualifies as English.

    And in certain parts of Canada, French is the default language...as is Spanish/Portuguese in some parts of America.

    For me...I'd probably choose United Arab Emirates....they're all feckin rich over there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    No-one really I would be the same miserable git no matter my nationality.

    But if it was forced on me I would go with Brazil. They are lovely sensual people.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,062 ✭✭✭number10a


    Spanish, Swedish, Polish or Estonian.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Well being a pauper in Paupa New Guinea , India or starving to death in the Sudan doesn't appeal so any rich western country were the sun shines a lot will do .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    One of the starving ones. Finally I won't get judged for my crippling anorexia.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    A non-national. They seem to be fairly popular.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭psychward


    lizardpeople.jpg



    I'd be one of the lizard people illuminati bankers and can brainwash hot chicks into thinking I look like anything they want

    I'd also get hours of entertainment from playing practical jokes on David Icke


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭saintsaltynuts


    Black-African to have a big massive cock.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,986 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    Ireland used to sell passports to millionaires back in the eighties

    Better email Michael Noonan, the country is saved if we sell enough of them


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,969 ✭✭✭✭alchemist33


    German. I'd want to see what it's like to live in a country that is good at sport.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Roma all the way


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    A Pole. .


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    Iraq, Afghanistan, Israel, Libya, China or North Korea for me please.
    Actually think the best place would be Saudi Arabia so I can put the wimmins in their place with the back of me hand followed by a few lashes to the spine.

    b!tches be crazy !


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Black-African to have a big massive cock.

    White people keep poultry as well you know.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    I am not sure but definitely not Greek.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Swedish lesbian.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    Black-African to have a big massive cock.

    No guarantee of that. You clearly don't watch enough interracial femdom torture porn. Plenty of black one-inch-wonders there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    I'm still as Irish as ever, but also have a (genuine) Finnish passport.:):)

    It's nice to go up to the embassy in Dublin to vote (the next time will be in the presidential election next February) and be given a cup of coffee and biscuits and get the impression that your citizenship actually means something.;);)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Ellis Dee wrote: »
    I'm still as Irish as ever, but also have a (genuine) Finnish passport.:):)

    It's nice to go up to the embassy in Dublin to vote (the next time will be in the presidential election next February) and be given a cup of coffee and biscuits and get the impression that your citizenship actually means something.;);)

    Finnish democracy doesn't come cheap.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Contessa Raven


    I'd be Japanese. :) I get told a lot I look Japanese. I don't see it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    I'd be Japanese. :) I get told a lot I look Japanese. I don't see it.


    Wear bigger glasses


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    Nigerian for me. I'm tired of being so popular.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 221 ✭✭anto2


    An Irish knacker .They are rich and free as a bird .Their women are also sexy and have big boobs .You can do what you want but the State wont touch you .

    Other than that i would like to be a beautiful Thai ladyboy with a huge cock ;-)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 813 ✭✭✭wiger toods


    id be a jamaican!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,955 ✭✭✭Conall Cernach


    Native American. Hands down coolest people on the face of the Earth.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,239 ✭✭✭✭KeithAFC


    Dutch.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    Dutch, for ease of available ganja


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    A Colombian woman complete with arse implants the rich women all get.

    Failing that, Isle of Mannish.


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