What would make your life easier??

average hero · 30-10-2011 4:52am #1

Being quite the entrepreneurial and forward thinking young man I am, I am always thinking of ways of trying to make my life easier/removing difficulties from my life.

What would make your life easier? Or would remove difficulties from your life?

MrStuffins · 30-10-2011 4:54am

Robots! Lots of robots!

kumate_champ07 · 30-10-2011 4:55am

average hero wrote: »

Being quite the entrepreneurial and forward thinking young man I am, I am always thinking of ways of trying to make my life easier/removing difficulties from my life.

What would make your life easier? Or would remove difficulties from your life?

think up your own ideas!

MrStuffins · 30-10-2011 4:56am

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

think up your own ideas!

What would make YOUR life as an entrepreneur easier OP would be if there was some sort of internet message board where you could post a thread and ask people for ideas.

Look for that!

Klair88 · 30-10-2011 4:58am

A job.

AlmightyCushion · 30-10-2011 4:58am

If someone would rip up all the footpaths and replace them with those escalator style moving floors they have in airports. That would be just fantastic.

MrStuffins · 30-10-2011 5:02am

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

If someone would rip up all the footpaths and replace them with those escalator style moving floors they have in airports. That would be just fantastic.

Yeah but that'd get really annoying really quickly. You'd be in a hurry somewhere so would need to walk whilst on the escalator, but there would be some old bloody woman with a big bag just standing in your way refusing to move her corpse-like body!

Brendog · 30-10-2011 5:04am

Teleportation

DEFTLEFTHAND · 30-10-2011 5:08am

Teleporting would be nice. I'd like to teleport into work in the mornings and then teleport back into bed in the evenings, it would save me a fortune in train fares too.

ballsacky · 30-10-2011 5:10am

A sh1t load of cash it's a shame to say.

Oranage2 · 30-10-2011 5:13am

A toaster - all my problems would be fixed if I had a toaster, nobody understands how hard it is to toast breead under the grill!

AlmightyCushion · 30-10-2011 5:17am

Oranage2 wrote: »

A toaster - all my problems would be fixed if I had a toaster, nobody understands how hard it is to toast breead under the grill!

Correction, a toaster that toasts evenly. I absolutely hate toasters that burn one part of the bread and leave another part practically un-toasted.

MrStuffins · 30-10-2011 5:26am

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Correction, a toaster that toasts evenly. I absolutely hate toasters that burn one part of the bread and leave another part practically un-toasted.

Or a toaster that normal bread will fit into.

I dont want to have to buy "Toasty" bread, give me a f*cking toaster for normal bread. I don't wanna have to rotate it just because I like Brennan's bread!

bodice ripper · 30-10-2011 6:09am

I would prefer I wasn't able to sweat into my own eyes.

perhaps more striking brow....?

beks101 · 30-10-2011 6:09am

Free money

Jimoslimos · 30-10-2011 8:16am

average hero wrote: »

Being quite the entrepreneurial and forward thinking young man I am, I am always thinking of ways of trying to make my life easier/removing difficulties from my life.

Ah so the presidency gig didn't materialise Sean? Best of luck in the future:pac:

hondasam · 30-10-2011 8:29am

If I could work from home it would make my life so much easier. I would even settle for working in my own county.

stupidusername · 30-10-2011 9:59am

A dick and some balls,and i'm set

MungBean · 30-10-2011 10:02am

More money, entrepreneurial me some more money if your so clever !

mattjack · 30-10-2011 10:02am

Bree Olsen.

TheZohanS · 30-10-2011 10:03am

Slavery.

EverEvolving · 30-10-2011 10:22am

If the ground was fitted with bouncy things and everything was padded in cotton wool so we could hop everywhere, bit like Care Bear land ... but more realistic.

The_Thing · 30-10-2011 12:25pm

Death.

HLecter · 30-10-2011 12:27pm

mattjack wrote: »

Bree Olsen.

TheZohan wrote: »

Slavery.

Can I have 2 requests

laoch na mona · 30-10-2011 12:36pm

guns and maybe a tank

average hero · 30-10-2011 12:39pm

Jimoslimos wrote: »

Ah so the presidency gig didn't materialise Sean? Best of luck in the future:pac:

Nah, so I have to resort to other ventures. So far I have robotic toaster slave bree olsens which dispense toast on escalators.

Im gonna make a fortune!

mikom · 30-10-2011 12:40pm

average hero wrote: »

Being quite the entrepreneurial and forward thinking young man I am, I am always thinking of ways of trying to make my life easier/removing difficulties from my life.

How about a gun that comes out of nowhere and shoots anyone in the head that uses the words entrepreneurial or entrepreneur more than once a month.
Most overused word at present and most don't even have a clue what it really means.

pragmatic1 · 30-10-2011 12:42pm

Nothing. If one problem was solved another one would take its place.

Dudley Smith · 30-10-2011 12:43pm

I remember seeing James Dyson the inventor on the Late Late Show presenting his hand-dryer and a woman in the audience asked him could he do one to iron clothes.

mattjack · 30-10-2011 12:46pm

HLecter wrote: »

Can I have 2 requests

dunno...but I might ask for an Uzi to go with Bree Olsen

Capt'n Midnight · 30-10-2011 12:47pm

I'm picking out a Thermos for you. Not an ordinary Thermos for you. But the extra best Thermos that you can buy, with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in.

Mylesie · 30-10-2011 12:51pm

MrStuffins wrote: »

What would make YOUR life as an entrepreneur easier OP would be if there was some sort of internet message board where you could post a thread and ask people for ideas.

Look for that!

Great idea:o

30-10-2011 1:18pm

MrStuffins wrote: »

You'd be in a hurry somewhere so would need to walk whilst on the escalator, but there would be some old bloody woman with a big bag just standing in your way refusing to move her corpse-like body!

Pretty sure that already happens with your everyday path...

paddyandy · 30-10-2011 4:05pm

Guards everywhere... the menace is out there and mischief is never faraway.

anto2 · 30-10-2011 4:27pm

>>What would make your life easier??<<

A smaller cock .( mine is a 10 incher .)

mattjack · 30-10-2011 4:29pm

anto2 wrote: »

>>What would make your life easier??<<

A smaller cock .( mine is a 10 incher .)

why ? are the hens complaining ?

John Doe1 · 30-10-2011 4:31pm

A machine which directs you to the sluttiest girl in town:D

mikom · 30-10-2011 4:32pm

anto2 wrote: »

>>What would make your life easier??<<

A smaller cock .( mine is a 10 incher .)

Dildo store out of 8 inchers, were they?

John Doe1 wrote: »

A machine which directs you to the sluttiest girl in town

It's called a GPS.
Set it for the nearest STI clinic.

stupidusername · 30-10-2011 4:32pm

John Doe1 wrote: »

A machine which directs you to the sluttiest girl in town:D

your eyes can do that job surely? look for the ones wearing shorts on the coldest night of the year.

CatFromHue · 30-10-2011 4:34pm

A fully functioning knee.

Not being able to run or cycle for nearly three years has made my life very difficult. :-(

Celly Smunt · 30-10-2011 4:35pm

Skyrim!!

mattjack · 30-10-2011 4:39pm

stupidusername wrote: »

your eyes can do that job surely? look for the ones wearing shorts on the coldest night of the year.

I've already got an infraction this morning ,so I'm saying nothing...:D

stupidusername · 30-10-2011 4:45pm

mattjack wrote: »

I've already got an infraction this morning ,so I'm saying nothing...:D

no, please do.

mattjack · 30-10-2011 4:47pm

stupidusername wrote: »

no, please do.

awwwww .....ya won't report me will ya ?

but how do you know about these short wearing girls ?

stupidusername · 30-10-2011 4:50pm

mattjack wrote: »

awwwww .....ya won't report me will ya ? but how do you know about these short wearing girls ?

who doesn't?

30-10-2011 4:53pm

Being able to speak Vietnamese.. I'm learning but its tough.

mattjack · 30-10-2011 5:15pm

stupidusername wrote: »

who doesn't?

I'm gonna tell mrs Mattjack bout these shorts

Saila · 30-10-2011 5:56pm

if winter didnt come this year

Cill Dara Abu · 30-10-2011 5:59pm

beks101 wrote: »

Free money

Just go on the Dole.

PandyAndy · 30-10-2011 6:03pm

Save points and respawns.

starlit · 30-10-2011 6:06pm

Full drivers licence, job, my own place!

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