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Codes for the more mature.

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  • 25-10-2011 8:08pm
    #1
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭


    The kids have all their little sms codes , like BFF,WTF,LOL ETC.So here are some codes for the more mature ppl.

    ATD: At the doctors,
    ABFF At best friends funeral
    BTW Bring the wheel chair
    FWW Forgot where i was
    GGPBL Gotta go pacemaker battery low
    GHA Got heartburn again
    HGBM Had good bowel movement
    IMHAO Is my hearing aid on
    GGLKI Gotta go laxative kicking in.

    Anymore you can think of (invent)?


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    [Deleted User]
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    snli;iuiznsgh = I can't text on this smartphone :pac:


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    slowburner
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 5,218 Mod ✭✭✭✭slowburner


    GWUAP - gotta wake up and pee
    NOA - nodded off again


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    slowburner
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 5,218 Mod ✭✭✭✭slowburner


    Deleted User wrote: »
    snli;iuiznsgh = I can't text on this smartphone :pac:

    :D:D:D


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    #5
    Bigus
    Registered Users Posts: 4,939 ✭✭✭Bigus


    wmb (where's my bluey)
    Followed by

    ACOAG (any chance of a gummy)


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    #6
    The Princess Bride
    Registered Users Posts: 18,582 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    Love this thread,thanks you guys & gals.
    Would add to it only ........I've FWIWT.(Forgotten What I was Thinking:o)


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    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    TNSMT - The Nurses Steal My Things
    AMTMF - A Martyr to my feet
    HYSTPO - Have You Seen The Price of...


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    daithieoghan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭daithieoghan


    Great Thread

    DYHWD Did You Hear Whos Dead


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    slowburner
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 5,218 Mod ✭✭✭✭slowburner


    LOL - ladies' old lingerie
    WTF - who's that fella?
    SOZ - 5 ounces of tobacco
    OMG - other mother's grandchildren


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    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    HSFTAC - Have Stopped For Tea and Cake


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    policarp
    Registered Users Posts: 3,660 ✭✭✭policarp


    WDILMG - Where did I leave my glasses?
    HYGACO - Have you got a cheese one?
    SGTS - Should've gone to specsavers.
    WITDF - Where is the Duty Free?


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    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    TUTBAF - This Used to be all fields


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    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    SCHDWT - She'll Catch Her Death Wearing That


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    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    DYGBWL = Did You Go Before We Left?
    NTAF = Never Trust A Fart.
    TDFF = This Doesn't Feel Fresh.
    PADUI = Put A Doily Under It


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    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    ITKO - Is the Kettle On?


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    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    TMTITP - Theres More Tea in the Pot


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    Jellybaby1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    TTTS - Take two, they're small! (in case anyone is wondering - this relates to a traditional sit-down family tea-time, when offered a bun or slice of cake!)


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    policarp
    Registered Users Posts: 3,660 ✭✭✭policarp


    BBDBB wrote: »
    TMTITP - Theres More Tea in the Pot
    AGOGOGO - Ah Go On Go On Go On


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    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    policarp wrote: »
    AGOGOGO - Ah Go On Go On Go On

    I can actually hear those words as I read them :pac::pac:


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    The Princess Bride
    Registered Users Posts: 18,582 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    ROFLTDMHNOATICMLFNTD

    Rolled on floor laughing then dislocated my hip, now on a trolley in casualty ,most likely for next two days:rolleyes:

    ( I jest....hope it never happens!)


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    policarp
    Registered Users Posts: 3,660 ✭✭✭policarp


    LOL - Little old Ladies or Ladies of Leisure.
    BLOG - Baldy Little Old Goat or Buy Lots of Goodies.
    :pac:


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    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    GDHNTASOCF - Get down here now, theres a sale on cat food


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    slowburner
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    HYGTRD - have you got the remote dear?

    (apologies if this is a bit like 'huge turd' phonetically :o)
    After hours for auld ones is fun.


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    #24
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    OHBIW

    Over Here, Bingo, I Win.


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    #25
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,633 ✭✭✭Alice1


    WDILMT - Where did I leave my teeth?


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    Spread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Alice1 wrote: »
    WDILMT - Where did I leave my teeth?

    HOAM,HTA,IWUT-CFMO

    Hang on a minute, here they are, I was using them - couldn't find my own!:D


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    Jellybaby1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    STFAL - Sod this for a lark!


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    #28
    policarp
    Registered Users Posts: 3,660 ✭✭✭policarp


    WB - What's Boards?


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    #29
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    DICHO - Do I Come Here Often?


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    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    FY - feckin' youngster.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #31
    slowburner
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 5,218 Mod ✭✭✭✭slowburner


    JMAJ - Jesus, Mary and Joseph


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