Codes for the more mature.

Rubecula

The kids have all their little sms codes , like BFF,WTF,LOL ETC.So here are some codes for the more mature ppl.

ATD: At the doctors,
ABFF At best friends funeral
BTW Bring the wheel chair
FWW Forgot where i was
GGPBL Gotta go pacemaker battery low
GHA Got heartburn again
HGBM Had good bowel movement
IMHAO Is my hearing aid on
GGLKI Gotta go laxative kicking in.

Anymore you can think of (invent)?

snli;iuiznsgh = I can't text on this smartphone :pac:

slowburner

GWUAP - gotta wake up and pee
NOA - nodded off again

slowburner

Deleted User wrote: »

snli;iuiznsgh = I can't text on this smartphone :pac:

:D:D

Bigus

wmb (where's my bluey)
Followed by

ACOAG (any chance of a gummy)

The Princess Bride

Love this thread,thanks you guys & gals.
Would add to it only ........I've FWIWT.(Forgotten What I was Thinking:o)

BBDBB

TNSMT - The Nurses Steal My Things
AMTMF - A Martyr to my feet
HYSTPO - Have You Seen The Price of...

daithieoghan

Great Thread

DYHWD Did You Hear Whos Dead

slowburner

LOL - ladies' old lingerie
WTF - who's that fella?
SOZ - 5 ounces of tobacco
OMG - other mother's grandchildren

BBDBB

HSFTAC - Have Stopped For Tea and Cake

policarp

WDILMG - Where did I leave my glasses?
HYGACO - Have you got a cheese one?
SGTS - Should've gone to specsavers.
WITDF - Where is the Duty Free?

BBDBB

TUTBAF - This Used to be all fields

BBDBB

SCHDWT - She'll Catch Her Death Wearing That

Rubecula

DYGBWL = Did You Go Before We Left?
NTAF = Never Trust A Fart.
TDFF = This Doesn't Feel Fresh.
PADUI = Put A Doily Under It

BBDBB

ITKO - Is the Kettle On?

BBDBB

TMTITP - Theres More Tea in the Pot

Jellybaby1

TTTS - Take two, they're small! (in case anyone is wondering - this relates to a traditional sit-down family tea-time, when offered a bun or slice of cake!)

policarp

BBDBB wrote: »

TMTITP - Theres More Tea in the Pot

AGOGOGO - Ah Go On Go On Go On

Rubecula

policarp wrote: »

AGOGOGO - Ah Go On Go On Go On

I can actually hear those words as I read them :pac::pac:

The Princess Bride

ROFLTDMHNOATICMLFNTD

Rolled on floor laughing then dislocated my hip, now on a trolley in casualty ,most likely for next two days:rolleyes:

( I jest....hope it never happens!)

policarp

LOL - Little old Ladies or Ladies of Leisure.
BLOG - Baldy Little Old Goat or Buy Lots of Goodies.
:pac:

BBDBB

GDHNTASOCF - Get down here now, theres a sale on cat food

slowburner

HYGTRD - have you got the remote dear?

(apologies if this is a bit like 'huge turd' phonetically )
After hours for auld ones is fun.

Rubecula

OHBIW

Over Here, Bingo, I Win.

Alice1

WDILMT - Where did I leave my teeth?

Spread

Alice1 wrote: »

WDILMT - Where did I leave my teeth?

HOAM,HTA,IWUT-CFMO

Hang on a minute, here they are, I was using them - couldn't find my own!:D

Jellybaby1

STFAL - Sod this for a lark!

policarp

WB - What's Boards?

BBDBB

DICHO - Do I Come Here Often?

OldGoat

FY - feckin' youngster.

slowburner

JMAJ - Jesus, Mary and Joseph

Rubecula

MNSAALN.

Milk No Sugar and A Little Nip.

Jellybaby1

Anyone think we are going off the Richter scale at this stage?

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Jellybaby1 wrote: »

Anyone think we are going off the Richter scale at this stage?

Not until these codes enter into common parlance

chucken1

Jellybaby1 wrote: »

Anyone think we are going off the Richter scale at this stage?

Its allowed at our age

Great thread....carry on

Ramette

WSD - We're suckin diesel:D

Jellybaby1

Oh all right then, you talked me into it:

OAU - onward and upward
NIAMOS - not in a month of Sundays (that is actually pronounceable but sounds Spanish!)
TDMTLTAM - they don't make them like that any more
NRFTW - no rest for the wicked
ETBETR - early to bed early to rise
MAMHWW - makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise
TRFMT - too rich for my taste
TT - tea time
ITTTSAM - it doesn't taste the same any more (also pronounceable)
YDPO - your dinner's poured out!
AFOAMCL - a face only a mother could love
AFLABOC - a face like a basket of chips
YCTIWU - you can't take it with you
ISC -I should cocoa!
LOBY - look out behind ya!
HIGOT - have I gone off topic?

BBDBB

YDITD - Your Dinners In the Dog

policarp

O'nO - Over and Out.

chucken1

policarp wrote: »

O'nO - Over and Out.

:eek::(

Spread

policarp wrote: »

O'nO - Over and Out.

Onions 'n Oysters

chucken1

Spread wrote: »

Onions 'n Oysters

TFFOYWR----Tis far from oysters you were reared

Rubecula

HYGTS

Have you got the sennakot?

Ramette

IJCOMWO - I just choked on my Wether's Original

thanks Rube :rolleyes:

Rubecula

:D

TCIF

The Commode Is Full

Ramette

STL - Stop the Lights (ode to Quicksilver)

slowburner

APOBC - ahh poor old Bunny Carr

Cicero

WRITC- Well roll it there Colette

WRITR- Well roll it there Roisin

Rubecula

FUTZIST

(that sounds like it should be a word in itself LOL)

Fire Up The Zimmer, It's Shopping Time

On a similar theme.

RPG

Rocket Propelled Grannies

TIAB

To Infinity And Boards.ie

Jellybaby1

ILJBNAWKI - "It's life Jim, but not as we know it"

policarp

VAT Vast Amount of Tax.

PAYE Pay All You Earn.

PRSI Pension Rarely Sufficient Income.